File: 1490809502794.jpg (189KB, 936x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
189KB, 936x1000px
Who cannibal here
> TFW you get on pain meds and potato peeler the chunks off your skin
I did this three times in the past two year, that taste is amazing. Its carnal. I want to eat an entire baby
Am I the only one here who is this or are there others. Please
13 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Get help OP.
No matter what anyone tells you here, you are not normal.
>>
File: 1490781144088.jpg (32KB, 755x621px) Image search:
[Google]
32KB, 755x621px
>>35892578
NORRRRMALLLLFAGGGGG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS BOOOAAAARRRRRD?
>>
>>35892600
cannabalistic tendencies are a serious mental illness.
File: 1490686313066.png (35KB, 632x852px) Image search:
[Google]
35KB, 632x852px
Damn, this is one of the saddest things I've read
http://www.rooshv.com/rich-guys-who-still-dont-get-laid
>In college Steve got more play than me, hooking up with the occasional girl from class (since I was getting zero play that wasn't particularly difficult). He had a pretty cocky personality around other guys and even though he became much gentler around women, it was enough to get some attraction going.
>After college he went to medical school and I went to work in the private sector. He got a girlfriend not long after that. While I'd peg his looks at about a 7, she was only a 4-a definite downgrade. My friend and I would talk about why he was going out with her. "Maybe she has a really great personality," I'd say, followed by obnoxious snorting laughter. We didn't understand why he was selling himself short, but agreed he'd probably step up after he was officially a doctor and making the big bucks.
>Well, they're about to get married. I highly doubt a prenup will be signed.
All he cares about is sex
7 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35892535
>Dr Chad marries a girl he really loves.
>This is sad.
Fuckoff Roosh.
>>
>>35892568
Roosh is the sad one I mean
This man loves this woman for her not how she looks but he can't see that at all
I don't know if he's doing it on purpose or he really just see's women as nothing but sex objects
>>
>>35892635
Ok sorry. I reflexedly pinned you as another r9k misogynist.
File: 1462714586012.png (243KB, 465x440px) Image search:
[Google]
243KB, 465x440px
Should I take a gender studies class? I'm a social conservative
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35892514
dont fall for their lies
>>
don't spend several hundred dollars over that shit
even if it isn't your own money being used
>>
>>35892514
even though the professors and students will be sufferable, the analytical toolkit it offers you will actually be valuable.
first, you'll be able to debate goober feminists using their own language, and second you might actually get 'woke' as to roles of gender in society that you were never aware of. Gender studies btfo's white knights.
I used to think it was all dogshit but then I met a chill girl who was interested in the subject but not a feminazi. Totally changed my mind about the discipline. Just think about the 5D chess that's going on when a woman is deciding what to wear to a job interview.
also there's probably group work and you might have a chance to meet a girl.
File: 1448171392422.jpg (210KB, 1278x2170px) Image search:
[Google]
210KB, 1278x2170px
I'm a hardcore Touhou fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in the Gensokyo where I would often water flowers with Yuuka in the garden and help Elly with her housekeeping, but one day as I was talking to Yuuka, we went to the garden for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live in the outside world and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Yukari and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for gensokyo, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Yukari said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand. what do /r9k/?
9 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35892422
Try to get in a dream with her again and ask her if you can. Maybe it was just your imagination.
>>
>>35892422
Do it anon. Seems like a pretty good deal to me.
Besides, life is just a dream too.
>inb4 scientists explain le objective world and dreams are just le brain doing weird shit during sleep
Fuck off. Everyone's gonna die in this universe anyway. It's not like this is the only universe that exists.
>>
>>35892422
congrats man. have fun in gensokyo.
Anonymous
Name 1 (one) thing you like about this website 2017-03-30 03:21:38 Post No.35892335
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Name 1 (one) thing you like about this website 2017-03-30 03:21:38 Post No.35892335
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1454560067933.gif (47KB, 306x469px) Image search:
[Google]
47KB, 306x469px
Name 1 (one) thing you like about this website
Anonymous
2017-03-30 03:21:38
Post No. 35892335
[Report]
[View this topic]
Hey I've been thinking that maybe this website isn't the best for us robots in the long run, for robots looking to become a normie or at least a cyborg would leaving this site for a while or pending less time on it improve our lives even the slightest?
I'm trying to think of why I even use this websiteI can't abandon you guys, I feel like you're the only ones who get the real meand that's why I want to know one good reason you keep coming back here not just to /r9k/ but this website in general.
13 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
One minimum or maximum?
>I enjoy the discussions I have with other anons here.i also enjoy the anonymity and the freedom to be myself. I get the occasional spark of motivation from some threads. this site makes me laugh. I can make people upset and not have to worry about repercussions.
>>
I like how there's no " I have 20000 posts so I'm always right" bullshit like on other sites.
>>
>>35892335
It is the only place that has people I can relate to in almost every aspect. I feel at home here, in short.
Look robots, I've picked a date on when I'm going to kill myself, that parts irrelevant, I plan to overdose on a large dose of prescription drugs and during that time I need good music, seriously, give me all your favorite depressed songs
40 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
The smiths- asleep
Kid cudi- the prayer
The smiths- pls pls pls let me get what I want
Bright eyes- old soul song and lua
>>
>>35892485
Fuck man, Asleep is so spicy
>>
Endlesshade, Ordinul Negru, black metal shit. Depressed and angry.
Anonymous
Half-your-age-plus-7-rule 2017-03-30 03:19:14 Post No.35892285
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Half-your-age-plus-7-rule 2017-03-30 03:19:14 Post No.35892285
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 16473196_1340580349367709_809008160651939513_n.jpg (62KB, 720x960px) Image search:
[Google]
62KB, 720x960px
Half-your-age-plus-7-rule
Anonymous
2017-03-30 03:19:14
Post No. 35892285
[Report]
[View this topic]
You think it's a good rule of thumb or not?
10 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
No. Teens will always be best prime sexual attraction.
>>
>>35892285
Half your age times 2 is best
>>
>>35892285
anything legal
that's literally it
File: IMG_3325.jpg (80KB, 709x765px) Image search:
[Google]
80KB, 709x765px
I fucking hate god and religion so much I'm about to walk around my town and throw rocks through every church I see
Any advice? I just want people who worship god to realize they're retarded.
Got 3 churches in my destination and I'm gonna throw rocks through all their windows.
27 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35892158
>God is so retarded, being an atheist is 100% certain.
>Atheists are so dumb, god is so certain
Anon left one religion and picked up another.
>>
>>35892158
>oh look an edgy teen atheist threw destroyed other peoples property
>I get it now, there is no god, how could I have been so blind and retarded all my life
yes this is exactly how it will go down OP, great plan you have there.
>>
File: 1483269589884.png (75KB, 198x198px) Image search:
[Google]
75KB, 198x198px
>>35892158
>I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME I'LL HIT YOU WITH A ROCK
hmmm.... i thought i remembered atheists always crying about how other were "pushing their religion down people's throats".... really makes you think
File: IMG_20170328_104742.jpg (1MB, 3120x4160px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 3120x4160px
Hi guys. My puppy keeps on getting food stuck to the roof of her mouth and ends up chewing endlessly with a big wad of food glued to the top of her mouth. I've tried soft puppy food, kibble and chopped up chicken breast, it all ends the same way. One hour of smacking her mouth trying to get the food in with a big mess all over.
Any advice on how I can stop this from happening? Is this common in puppies or is she genetically defective?
Pic related
22 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35892095
Best place to ask is /an/
That's a real cute pup you got.
>>
>>35892095
give her a good toothbrushing after every meal, I guess
>>
Try forcing the food down her throat with your dick.
>see chad and slut stacey get out of car at supermarket
>run a coin along the side of his car as he walks away
10 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
t.neet who has never had to pay for anything with his own money in his life
>>
One of the more plausible greentexts in recent memory, I really do hope it happened.
>>
File: 1488919380453.jpg (57KB, 600x578px) Image search:
[Google]
57KB, 600x578px
>>35892134
I don't need to be a wagecuck for mr shekelstein. It's not like I would feel included by normies anyway if I worked.
File: bob chipman.jpg (118KB, 977x838px) Image search:
[Google]
118KB, 977x838px
>1 Corinthians 13:11 - When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
12 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
File: IMG_0499.jpg (257KB, 900x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
257KB, 900x1200px
>Leviticus 18:22: "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."
>>
people who worship nintendo are weird af dude
>>
>>35892358
>>35892084
You don't see the irony in posting these here?
File: 537f9f1efc84764194fa08331438c77f_-or-print-this-face-on-it-ahh-face-meme_500-500.png (16KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
16KB, 500x500px
>peeing after masturbating
Is there any better feel lads?
18 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
File: cleverwink.gif (389KB, 480x258px) Image search:
[Google]
389KB, 480x258px
>>35892072
peeing while masturbating
>>
>>35892072
Peeing after fucking the girl of your dreams.
>tfw literally girl of your dreams
>>
>>35892072
>cum so hard that peeing burns afterward
why is life so cruel?
File: spooked.png (226KB, 394x397px) Image search:
[Google]
226KB, 394x397px
>want to go to gym
>remember all the normies are there after work
should i just stay home?
9 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35892068
become a true shut-in and have your own home gym
>>
>>35892231
Fpbp
Get some splinters, gyms are for fags and sluts.
>>
>>35892068
Go really early in the morning or late at night.
How do you deal with the fact that women are neither good nor evil, but amoral?
11 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
why does it seem like women are either chaotic stupid or lawful evil?
>>
>>35892050
Women are basically the first automation AIs. They do things like cook and clean so we can do things like run corporations and invejt things. You can use them for good or evil.
>>
>>35892050
Same way you deal with any dangerous animal
File: 1488091117919.jpg (124KB, 797x720px) Image search:
[Google]
124KB, 797x720px
>"What am I to you, Anon?"
20 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35892000
i cant even tell what gender you are, let alone what you are to me
>>
Slampiggy
My wonderful, low self esteem, plump little slampiggy
>>
>>35892000
A shit thread.