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humble bragging normie
> gtfo

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Hey normalcuck stop samefagging this fucking thread everyday

>>38419622
not a single person cares
sage

>>38419539
just a hire a mommy escort to teach you everything!

>>38516179
because the corporation jews told him to kill himself unless he wants to see his children die and being accused of being a pedophile

He was unbearably unhappy being alive, why is that so hard for normies to understand?

>>38516216
I'm unbearably unhappy too. He had so much going for him (unlike me)

>>38419471
Should I just quit? Or take a break or something?
I've been doing it for years

>>38419550
take a break so when you watch it again it will be better. think of it as a tolerance break with weed.

>>38419430
I was a week in until someone started a thread about razor Chan. Now I added her on snap and I'm gonna fall in love with her and I hate everyone in that thread.

I keep trying but I cant even last a week. I went from September to April and ever since then I can't do it again.

R9k will only make you relapse lol.

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>>38516098
uses twink woah fashy fag alert

>>38516115
How does a body type describe my political affiliation?

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how can you quit getting drafted?

>>38419414
>traditional
What happened to religion being retarded?

>>38419355

They are loaded, and completely clueless. They're retards standing in the way of progress and NOTHING can be done until they all fucking die. And they won't start dying for 20-30 years.

>>38419355
I have no experience, look homeless, and didn't leave my house for four years and I got a job from one application. You must live in a shitty area.

>>38420329
what kind of job did you get anonyn

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>>38419311
are you seriously asking this ?
orgasmenal

>>38419311
if by "Illuminati" you mean people in higher places whos goal to influence the thoughts and actions of the populace than yes. imo that term is outdated but i think there is definitely something going on

>>38419311
The illuminati is only a meme at this point; it's defunct. Although that isn't saying there isn't another group of rich whities running the world in the background.

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>>38516076
Go to settings and select Legacy Captcha. It makes commenting A LOT less painful. You only have to deal with the bullshit picture captchas when posting new threads.

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pssssssssst

you want to know something real neat kid?

>>38516076
that's the most unreliable captcha. I can always get 100% time the disappearing ones, the ones where you must normally select some objects (not street signs), and the ones where you have to make some lines to capture the street signs.

But when it comes to "selecting all the squares that are street signs" captchas, it can take me over 5+ of those before getting it right.

Yes, mainly down the underside

I even get a few stray hairs on the foreskin too - but I am a very hairy dude

A few up and down the shaft, obviously plenty growing near the base, but still on the shaft.
And of course it's covered in a thin layer of androgenic hair.
It probably depends on guys race

I got a small patch comes up the left side, don't know why it's there.

>>38419286
If you're codependent you don't need friends. You have an addiction to connection. You're addicted to being validation. You need to work on yourself first

>le ugly guys can't have gfs meme

Looks aren't everything you faggot. How about instead of being a social darwinist failed normie, you congratulate a fellow robot for a job well done?

>>38419234
>congratulate a fellow robot for a job well done?

I know the fucker did a good job. I'm just angry at nofap and the 90-100 degree heat. I just want to hold hands with a qt. recently an ugly co worker told me I'm a catch and any girl would be lucky to have me and it also angered me.

>>38419137
Why didn't you ask them?

>"Hey where did you meet?"