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Tests:
https://www.16personalities.com/ - beginner tier
http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm - advanced tier
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/ - advanced tier
Additionally if you know your mbti type, you can do enneagram test (https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/dotest.php) and check whenever you're typed right.
Dont forget to vote https://strawpoll.com/b8wxc5r on your type and gender.
That being said a question for INTP - what would you do if you'd have gf?
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Bumping with memechart
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>tfw too intelligent to have a type
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>>37769364
>>tfw too intelligent to have a type
Try keys2cognition one as it has numeric value for each cognitive function. Maybe you have two dominant functions or they're looping.

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girl puts on tampon then gets fucked bt r9k
thread pt 2
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>>37769045
This thread is going to be deleted too now that the mods have taken action.
The best thing to do now is to just make a screenrecap of what happened and post in a few hours.
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>>37769066
I don't care i just want the mega link.
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>>37769045
I missed it, what happened?

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What do y'all think about gun control?
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If I could rewrite the laws, I'd do it as follows:

>50 state constitutional carry
>Background checks for all sales and transfers
>Remove regulation for suppressors, SBRs, SBSs, AOWs, etc
>Remove all "assault weapon" laws
>Machine gun registry reopened, but must file paperwork (similar for what we have for SBRs today, but much quicker)
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>>37769041
When I think of countries with legal guns, I think of pakistan. Thats the level of civilisation you americans are on
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>>37769041
>background checks
Lemme go ahead and diagnose anybody who's politically affiliated with you with "hysterical schizophrenia"

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You see this guy walking up to you at 2 AM in the Walmart parking lot in pic related form, what are your thoughts and how do you react?
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>>37768917
"oh its that guy"
>give guy his thing
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Oh shit, it's Michael Jackson
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>>37768928
Liar you'd scream and run

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how do I get rid of constant depraved sexual thoughts?

nothing violent or illegal, just weird shit. constantly. and it's getting worse. I've tried nofap, I've tried fapping all the time. I've tried normal fapping. nothing has worked. I'm scared of where I'm heading.
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>>37768909
It's not a problem. You can go in public and I can tell you that at the VERY LEAST 30% of guys are thinking about sex, especially young adults. It's normal. Don't worry, be happy.
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>>37768992
but I don't want to think about sex, I want to have a clear head. I'll never have sex so being constantly bossed around by my dick into gross abstract fetish shit is really bothering me.
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>>37769105
A tip is not trying to block it out, but accept that you're a pervy nerd geek weeb pleb and just try to focus on some activity on the same level of math work.

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I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO! PLEASE JOIN FAGGOTS.

/HmsJ9
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>>37768899
Its a discord thingy
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>>37768906
the link to discordf doesnt work
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>>37768899
LONELY ROBOT'S IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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I see this time and time again on.this site and similar ones.

When males start comparing themselves to females.

Look.

You arent equal. A female is worth 1000 times more than yourself and you need to do EVERYTHING in order to get them. That is how it is in nature.

Meaning:
>Send constant messages to all females
>Spend time next to them
>Value female contact over anything else
>Make sure you are constantly aproaching females
>Make sure you have money carrier etc
>Make sure that you are givin 110% yourself at every opportunity.
>Do everything to look good,gym,surgery tan etc

That is how you get females. You aren't equal, nor will you ever be.

A male exists to suffer. That is all. The moment you stop chasing females is the moment you are out of the game. Nobody will even blink about you,you are expendable trash, and if you have a moment of weakness nobody is gonna give a fuck about you.

Happened to me, don't let it happen to you. The only important value is the female value, so dont even treat yourself as a human, but rather a machine to serve the real people.
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>>37768774
if I had a carrier I wouldn't give a rat's ass about some stinky thots
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>>37768774
When your vagina oozes blood does it sometimes get mixed with your poop when you take a dump?
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Everything went wrong when women got more rights

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>tfw skinny

proof:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76IQt7aV78A
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You could go to the gym, but I stopped caring what women think long ago. I have converted to 2D.
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>>37768773
You've gathered your proof from a Buzzfeed style shitbait video. Get good.
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>>37768773
>i'm not too concerned when it comes to physique
Fucking liar

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Whats are some jobs robots can get easily
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UPS or fed EX

>Don't fucking do it. You will leave with a serious injury, if you cave under pressure easily. I could go on and on about these useless fuck jobs.

Also dishwashing and cart pushing.
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>>37768729
>robot
>job

Actual robots are only qualified to stock shelves overnight for minimum wage or sit in their bedroom at mom's house jacking off and feeling tfw no gf.
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>>37768729
I work at an office talking to people 8 hours a day. I take 1 hour lunch breaks and get paid for it. If the place isn't busy I take a 30 minute shit. My pay will soon be raised to $14 an hour. I get to talk with cute girls, rich business men and spend anywhere from 1 to 2 hours outside taking pictures. Everyone at the job is nice.

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>franz schubert
>musical genius
>lived in poverty his entire life, but still wrote an enormous amount of music
>died at age 31 of syphilis, and his greatest works were forgotten for decades
>today regarded in the same league as beethoven and mozart

>charlotte mckinney
>dumb whore
>dropped out of high school at 17
>absolutely no talent
>got famous on social media because she has big tits and isn't fuck ugly
>will probably spend the rest of her 20s doing drugs and taking chad dick before settling for a rich beta
>will never experience true hardship in her entire life

Really makes you think.
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Never heard of that other chick but Schubert rules. It actually hurts to think about how he died so young. When I'm listening to something like his late piano sonatas, they sound so mature and original, its hard to imagine what kind of music he could have written if he'd lived longer. God damn I need to listen to the rest of his stuff, I've only listened to a tiny fraction of it and I already feel like he's my favourite composer
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>>37768815
>he will never finish the unfinished symphony
>he will never write a piano concerto
I'm convinced if Schubert had lived to old age he would be the best ever. At 31 he wrote the Great C major, at 31 Beethoven hadn't even begun Eroica
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>today regarded in the same league as beethoven and mozart
Not even Schubert scholars would make such a stupid claim.

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dumb chads enjoying their dumb fucking chad parties

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37768679
Chad looks like he's wearing a skirt and blasting shit from his ass.
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>>37768749
basically, roasties are shit anyways
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>>37768679
One of the best virgin/chad memes so far.

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>tfw haven't had a single friendly conversation in 5 years
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i'll be your friend vro
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>>37768665
i'LL be uR'RE freND vr0
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>>37768641
get fucked fagget

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Trying to quit hardcore porn

Where do you find actually good quality solo girl stuff?

Stuff like webm related
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>>37768607
Fine taste. I saved this video years ago. Also, I don't have anything else since I moved on to 2D.
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>>37768607
do you think being there in person would be more of turn on than just watching and why?

I've started to lose the appeal of porn and I was just wondering that if 0.1% chance of me actually getting to that moment with a
girl, will I just no longer find it appealing?
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>>37768607
Yeah yeah yeah ok now give me sauce

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I know you tards probably can't fathom this, but that whole "it's better to have love and lost..." bullshit is pretty hard to take when your wife is in the next room over planning the life that comes after you.
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>>37768578
Thanks for the warning brah. I hate women. They're filthy ugly disgusting beings. I want nothing to do with them.
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>>37768578
depends on how you look at it, your wife might of loved you, and then lost that love for you. for her it might of been better to have love and lost.
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>>37768578
Shut the fuck up fag. The saying will forever have merit. Those unlucky losers out there have zero sympathy for you.

>waaaaahh why can't people have these feeelings forever??
You're boring.

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>tfw fat
>Tfw fit guys don't like fat chicks
But it's all okay because girls cant be fucking lonely according to this place

Feel free to share your feels
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>>37768574
Thought about losing weight?
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>>37768574
How about you date a fellow fat person since you're fat? You guys can workout and get fit together.
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>>37768574
>be a fat whore
>consider yourself lonely because Chad won't give you attention

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