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>>37753601
Im not sure but after my parents die im going to kill myself because of my micropenis.

It's nto nature, it's literally men.
If men didn't give such importance to their dick size women wouldn't care, but since everyone brags about being able to deliver more women started believing they deserve more. Adversiting works.
>why does nature make the average dick size inadequate for the best sex ?
nature isn't responsible for society rly...

>>37754310
>nature isn't responsible for society rly...

But it is responsible for making penetration orgasms in women very rare unless the man in question is above average in length and girth.

*once a week
jfc

>>37753585
that's exactly me except i do it twice and make sure to rinse my mouth with water often

>>37753602
What does jfc stand for?

She's my friend. My heart beats with happiness when I hold her close.

I don't want to sleep with her. Naps yes.

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So do I, OP. So do I.

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>>37753556
we all do homie
:(((((((((

is she a qt pie op?

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I know, right? The worst part is when you tell her to fuck off and then you realize she never existed in the first place.

>>37753546
What the fuck js wrong with you OP?
I wish I could have a gf like that.
You must be some ultra-norman

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>>37753528
>deep throat cup

>wasting money on a piece of plastic trash
nah I'm good

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Do Tenga holes/fleshlights actually feel good? They look like they'd be miserable to clean and not feel very good to cum into in the first place. Isn't it just fucking soft plastic?

>>37753462
I don't want my voice getting mocked thanks.

>>A guy kissed and licked your thighs during sex without using it as foreplay before going down on you?
Hot.
>>A guy to licked/kissed your back and/or waist?
Also hot.
>>A guy casually smelled your hair if you were in a relationship?
I would smell him all the time too.
>>A guy ate your ass
Would rather eat his but I'm okay with this.
>>A guy wanted his ears eaten out
Weird. Isn't this like a wet willy?
>>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss his waist and back
Would want to do this anyway if he didn't mind.
>>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss him all over
Also would want to do this anyway.
>>A guy wanted you to lick him across the mouth or under his chin
Under the chin is a little bit weird but I'd do it.

>A guy kissed and licked your thighs during sex without using it as foreplay before going down on you?
ok

>A guy to licked/kissed your back and/or waist?
no

>A guy casually smelled your hair if you were in a relationship?
no

>A guy ate your ass
no

>A guy wanted his ears eaten out
yes yummy delicious together with cooked potato and mushroom sauce

>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss his waist and back
hot

>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss him all over
hot

>A guy wanted you to lick him across the mouth or under his chin
hot

>>37753545
>Would rather eat his but I'm okay with this.
Do this to me pls.

>>37753428
Because, the risk outweighs the reward. $10 for some booze isn't shit. Just buy it. Unless you're underage, in which case, GTFO.

>>37753450
I'm not, like I said I'm broke. the thing is that there is virtually no risk worst case scenario is you can't go there for like a month until they forget. I got caught 2 times and they called the police but only because I had no ID

>>37753501
I would be more embarrassed to be a broke ass Europoor stealing liquor from a supermarket. Congrats on your life hitting rock bottom. You might as well start doing heroin because that's the only way you can get worse from here.

>>37753363
you just don't think about it and stop being a faggot.

>relatively old
1100 is pretty old
Link to the books

>>37753566
But it was mostly restricted to Western Europe first. It wasn't only the Europeans started conquering the world after the 16th century that romantic love spread to other cultures. Even then, some cultures didn't begin practicing romantic love until the past 100-300 years or so.

Read C.S. Lewis' "The Four Loves," it's a good explanation about the different kinds of love from a Christian perspective. (I'm an atheist, but it's informative regardless of your religious beliefs.)

160 is waaay too much


plenty will do it for 100ph

>>37753229
>Thinking of spending 160 GBP on an escort

Whores are accepting good boy points now?

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Evrething weent betterr tan expacted oith harpes

Right click it in your steam library, and right click, go properties, local files, and verify the integrity of your game cache. That'll probably fix it!

>>37753271
Sorry I'm real high, right click, properties, local files, verify game cache. I don't know how I got another 'right click' in there. It should help, I think, though!

>>37753271
that was literally the first thing I did but thanks anyway

>>37753194
Cargo shorts, nike air monarchs, those graphic tees they sell at kohl's, baggy stonewashed jeans, hiking shoes, oversized hoodies, fleece vests, beanies in warm weather, anime shirts etc etc etc

for me its
>plane black or white t shirts
>black hoodie
>black trucker hat worn really tight to cover your face as much as possible
>those big nerdy glasses from the 80's
>jeans or sweatpants
>black sneakers
>earphones

>>37753449
I meant to say plain

>>37753140

Yes, the illuminati and the shadow cabal plan to purge the earth, prepare ure anis

>>37753140
the world is overpopulated, the social collapse is certain and inevitable. You don't have to be a fucking illuminati genius to be aware of that

>>37753321
Pretty much this, paranoid rich people have been setting up bunkers since commies got uppity in the 50s.

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>>37753075
That's pretty good shot actually.
It annihilated the brain completely which means that there wasn't any pain nor hallucinations
I give it 9/10

>>37753176
What would be a 10/10?

>>37753195
Complete annihilation of whole body in 1 yokto second (which is about 0,000000000000000000000001 second)

>>37753056
Because they don't exist
Oregano

>>37753056
You think she's a whore because she's a normally adjusted girl who uses social media?

what the fuck?

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>>37754243

>iPhone
the skank's preferred device

>Snapchat
the slut's preferred way to send n00dz

>Instagram
the conceited Stacey's preferred method to show herself scantily dressed or travelling at expenses of some cuck

>Tumblr
the usual place to express feminist shit and allegedly depressed thoughts

>Tinder
the whore's campground to get some dick to pay to access her vagogogo

tl;dr: sadly OP is right; a non-whore qt is only 2D (pic rel8)

>>37752970
If I had contacts I'd actually wear corrective lenses. My autism makes it impossible to wear glasses.

>>37752970
I wear dailies and I love them. They take getting used to but I've been using them for nearly a year and it's much better than glasses. Your optometrist will probably tell you to use the Acuvue Oasys ones (I use these) and you can swim in them.

Refraction errors can be entirely reversed. Read Perfect Sight Without Glasses, by W.H. Bates