Is Aenima by Tool a robot album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo
I sometimes really wish a tidal wave would wipe out my state and me and all the dipshits with it.
Its an amazing album but all those dudes have had lots of sex by the time they made it. Its more cyborg
yeah i diggggg that shit
tool - 10000 days
>>35830628
I love you OP. Tool is my favorite band. I think I prefer Lateralus though. I recommend Sober and The Pot by them.
Have you ever seen a more accurate representation of yourself in a random mspaint image? Fuck this is literally me.
Holy shit DELET THIS NOW
I've literally never seen that image before!
>>35830532
>tfw saw this last night and was conscious about it all of this morning
Only chads can avoid this, even normies do this.
>oneitis looks EXACTLY like Leah Gotti
>ask her out
>she literally says "nope"
What am I supposed to do with my life now?
something else, then
retard
>tying a knot in an iron maiden shirt
>a KILLERS shirt
This bitch needs to be shot.
>>35830494
>>she literally says "nope"
Top tier rejection desu
So how are you panda material?
>>35830460
What kind of chain is that scentence from?
well, I sit around in misty forests eating excessive amounts of food, doing not much of anything and am virtually incapable of successful reproduction so you tell me
>>35830473
I think its from Burger panda.
Why should I care about contributing to society when it is corrupt and toxic as fuck? Even if I were to pay taxes it would just be used to build some bomb to drop on some poor fools overseas.
There is no point to anything. Just do whatever.
Well, if you don't like it you can go somewhere else. Join an african tribe somewhere or move to a fishing village in indonesia.
But would you actually do that? If not, then there you go.
You can contribute to society by making music, or talking to people and helping them feel better when they're sad.
ITT: Post people you wish were dead
I will unironically celebrate when this fat cuck dies of a heart attack.
>>35830425
boogy din do nuffin tho
>>35830425
can't wait for this bint to kick the bucket
also I agree on boogie
>>35830425
I look at fat people, or see the weight loss commercials always bombarding them, and I literally want to cry. It's retarded, and I'm a fucking skelly, but I just honestly can't even imagine that. I want to cry whenever I even think about it FUCKING WHY
Kim Kardashian's butt is worth more than your life
How does that make you feel?
Her butt isn't going to last forever. We're all human and the reaper is going to get her too. What is your definition of worth anyway?
At least I'm not fake.
Aroused.
>This comment was unoriginal.
what should i reply to this roastie? she is appropriating r9k culture
a pic from her ig (
>>35830396
how fucking dare you, you know chickens have died to provide this exact tendie?
>>35830448
>paid money for meme phone case
>knows literally nothing about it
>still posts proud pic showing it off and getting attention
Women need to just go away
I would trade anything just to have a big dick. My biggest fetish is exhibitionism and I can't even do it because my dick is too small and I have almost no bulge.
I'd love to walk around with my zipper "accidentally" open with my dick visible. Go to nude festivals. Walk accidentally round my apartment with blinds open and my big meat just slapping around. Brush up against a chick in a crowded place and make sure she feels my big bulge.
Having a small dick is literally the worst thing for a man.
>>35830255
serious question OP: do you watch porn?
>>35830272
Of course.
Know any good links to exhibitionists?
>>35830255
Here's a sad but true story:
>be on vacation with female platonic friend
>happen on an insanely beautiful lonely beach one day
>didn't bring any clothes for swimming
>think about suggesting skinny dipping
>can't get myself to do so because I'm a grower, not a shower
>don't even want to impress the girl but am afraid of "anon has a small dick" rumors
>end up not swimming that day
>life is suffering
Fact: The average age men lose their virginity is 25-27.
And I'm talking about losing virginity as in phucking a girl, not the BS virginity stories you tell to your buddies at the bar. If you actually think the average is 15-16, then you're an idiot. You're basically implying that only 0.3 % (2 standard deviations away) of 22 year olds are virgins. If you go to college, look around when you're outside. Are you delusional enough to believe that more 8 out of every 10 guys you see have gotten laid before? Especially in an age when legit 2/10s and whales think they are too good for average looking guy thanks to the proliferation of social media? Remember, there are at least 50% of guys who are below the average looking guy.
The reality is, only the exceptionally good looking, athletic, and aesthetic guys lose their virginity before 20, above average men lose it sometime between 22-25, and average men lose it around 25-27. The latter group usually give it up to women who are a few years older than them and have hit the figurative wall. Their looks are starting plummet fast and they become desperate looking for someone stable enough to settle down with. The reason why we think the average is so low is because most guys lie before actually losing it, and since there is no real way to tell, they get away with it. Only the retards of misc think everyone around them, including the 3/10 and 4/10 guys, have gotten laid. Once again, look around your college campus and tell me with a straight face that you really believe 8 out of every 10 guys you saw has at least stuck their dink in a girl once.
Related thread: Fact: The average Joe has 2-3 sexual partners over their lifetime. There's a more rigorous argument posed in that thread, and gives further credibility to my assertions in this one.
>>35830236
Most stuff is memes passed around by men. Girls don't like huge dicks, and most girls can tell you what attractive features are in a man's face.
Most shit is just guys trying to set rules on how they want things.
>>35830236
>No sources
Nice try anon, but the vast majority of people lose their virginity in high school.
>According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginities (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women. The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males aged 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins aged 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins aged 40 to 44.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/s.htm#sexualactivity
>The reality is, only the exceptionally good looking, athletic, and aesthetic guys lose their virginity before 20
I lost it at 18 and I'm a fat ugly loser.
Your post is 100% bullshit by the way.
Who else should be looking for work as we speak instead of shitposting?
I hot two hours to shitpost before I call Starbucks about my job app. Wish me luck, because I seriously lack it.
Yup. People my age are already getting divorced and fight over custody of their children. I haven't even had my first gf yet.
>tfw company is calling me today to make an offer
>want to negotiate and get more sheckles, but scared I'll sperg out and lose the job all together
No more neet life for me very soon. Feels kind of sad man.
>thinking women can't be robots
>>35830184
She'd still get showered with the cum of a thousand men.
Women cannot, CANNOT be robots. That's a scientific fact, are you going to deny facts now?
>>35830184
lying sack of shit you know shes had a pity dick before
>>35830184
They literally can't though.
original
Tfw asians laugh at me for being "white washed"
Mfw those same asians rejects fobs
Tfw overly critical parents
Tfw parents live in usa but keeps pushing their outdated asian culture onto me
Tfw got bullied by rich Jewish boys growing up for being poor.
The problem with being Asian in an English speaking country is that you can never know if other Asians are more "Western" or more "Asian", and how you should act around them.
>>35830170
Obligatory Asian r9k discord https://discord.gg/QccVhcB
Non-asians allowed as spectators only
How do I dress like a cool person?
t. Aspiring Chad
>>35830143
If you're physically fit and wear clothes that fit, you should be set.
>>35830143
Match colors, it's piss easy and wear clothes that fit you, plus be fit
Its less about what you wear and how you carry yourself.
You can dress as a bunny but so long as you've got the swagger and something to back up the swagger (money, status, powerful job etc etc) then you can get away with it.
Also be as fit as possible.
Hey Anon
Don't forget to brush your teeth twice a day if you want to be #1 most handsome boy
You need to leave and let me and Chad have some private time now
Have a great day
>>35830126
>slut mark
i actually floss every day as well beca-
>it's another cuck thread
ah
brushing twice a day is what the jews want you to do. brushing once a day is more than enough, twice a day does more harm than good.