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>>37811894
I cant bump my dick but i can bump the thread

I broke my dick the other day. Girl on top. Dick slipped out. Got bent in half. I can still get an erection so it's not a full penile fracture but now my dick has a kink in it.

>>37811894
I can't cum I can have sex for hours without cumming my dick just gets sore.
I wish I could have sex like a normal person.

>>37811856
Yes.

Be immune. I carry the disease but I will never have a breakout so I will never spread it.
>carrier
>have you eve seen a zombie movie?
>the last of us

>>37811856
>Would you date a girl with cold sores/fever blisters?
No
>What could you do to avoid them?
Tell them to leave me alone.

Have an interesting story on this
>friend starts becoming a manipulative cunt by using me, and even slept with my cousin behind my back.
>Hate both of them now
>Find out he settled with a girl and we basically stop talking
>See her later and see a bunch of blisters around her lip that weren't there before
>tfw she most likely gave him herpes
>that amazing feel when justice is finally served

Fucking glad I don't need to deal with that asshole anymore, and can't stand my roastie whore cousin. She basically slept with him not even a week after meeting him.
I found out from a mutual friend after that idiot lied to my face saying he had no intentions with her and started boasting about it to others after he fucked her.

>>37811824
Most of r9k is gamma or omega. I'm a gamma

omega master race
someone's gotta fill this role, might as well be me

>be omega
That explains it. How did the creator define me so well without meeting me?

>>37811713
how did it feel? were you surprised?

>>37811757
my penis was so sensitive i only lasted 2 minutes but it was very intense

>>37811817
what did you jerk off to?

How do I get these nudes? She won't give em...

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>>37811697
My step-sister (25) and I are in love with each other but we can't do anything about it because our family watches us so closely.

I don't want to die but we both know we'll have to go our own separate ways. She'll get married, maybe have a couple kids, and I'll drink alone every night thinking how cute it is she purposely wears mismatched socks everyday or how she kneels on the floor when talking to me sometimes.

>tfw

MODS

BAN THIS FAGGOT ORIGINALLY

r9k on easy mode

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>>37811659
What do you mean by that pal?

>>37811703
>statistically a more bumped post is likely to be bait (that's the pt of it)
>not having the first twelve threads be b8 every time I refresh

>Accidentally
>Fiance
Normie get out

why'd you name the image and add a vignette before posting

This was already a thread a week ago, and OP got BTFO for getting caught in a lie after denying it was a LARP thread. Lets not do this again.

>>37811531
I figured it out.
/r9k/'s jsut a pissing contest on who can make themselves feel the most pathetic without fixing it.
I feel stupid for not realizing this sooner.

>>37811553
>he things this whole site is not just a meme which noone takes seriously

>>37811553
Okay how do I fix this then

BOY
SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE

TRIFORCE

TRIFORCE TRIFORCE

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>>37811557
What the shit friendo. Summer is 2010 terminology. What are you some kind of old fag? Gtfo

Lets get fly like peter pan in neverland

>>37811379
>I'm severely autistic
>"go on a date"
if you're able to go on a date and have a conversation you're not autistic

5'6" skinnyfat possibly blading ugly awkward manlet

my personality is unbearably bland and unappealing to every woman on earth

>>37811369
I'd still date the girl on the left.

No because I'm not female.

>>37811369
I noticed after gaining some weight.

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>>37811285
Not all of them origi origi

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>>37811285
I want to stick my cock in between her thick thighs and penetrate her most likely smelly cunt.

>>37811285
Is she alf nigger ?

this is what has become of the white race

>>37811189
Whoa ! They don't even try to hide their posts. >>>/soc/+thread reported

>>37811212
Literally nothing wrong with having gay sex with the superior race of men. Sex with a white guy is the highest peak of euphoria.

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>>37811164
None since I'm not attracted to children.

8 is optimal, methinks.

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none of them. 2d is trash.

>>37811124
About 5 bowls of amnisa deep

Got some box wine left over. S'good my man?

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was smoking a shitty mexican cigar earlier to get my head straight, but otherwise trying to be able to pass a drug test so I can enter the wage slave life.
have a gif