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>>34222099
its me desu senpai
and you have nice dubs
which game is this btw?
battlefield 1?

>>34222150
yes, it is fun. Operations mode is good times

>>34222178
nice my man from my homeboard
Operations mode

18k on Trump winning.

Then again, me doing this may cause a butterfly effect to cause him to lose.

>>34221996
>11
>stop watching and trying to masturbate to BBC porn, seeing millions of gigantic oversized dicks will not have good effect on your self esteem or healthy mental maturity
>also brush your teeth, stop smoking cigarettes and for the love of god TRY to pay attention in school instead of completely ignoring

And we wait until the effects and changes take place in real time

>>34221996
Study more in school.
Ask that qt3.14 latina chick out when you get in middle school, otherwise she turns into a whore.
Stay away from all porn.
Start learning some programming languages soon.
Learn how to use the stock market.
Get a job.

>>34221982
Continue please. I'm intrigued.

>>34221982
Kek you dun did goofed you did, keep going.

>it smells like cat litter and whatever was for breakfast
>he pulls his pants down and he's wearing some kids style panties that barely fit
>wait in there anon, just gotta freshen up
>he had six hours to shave and freshen up, but nope
>walker Texas ranger playing on TV
>I want to turn it off but it's not my house so don't want to mess the tv up
>fuck I could be back home on 4chan right now
>don't know why I don't just leave now

>>34221977
How?
123

>>34222009
PARANOID

origlini

>it's another "unfounded confidence from normalfags" episode

completely delusional

>>34221943
All you can change faggot

>>34222125
I can barely change my clothes every day

>>34222149
Good, you should change that first, learn how to change your clothes once a day.

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Is that a paint-made gondola? Looks nice OP
GMT here

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Have a snowy Gandola I found on an older thread.

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>>34222040
Oh my god anon I made that gondola in a thread a while ago, I'm so happy someone saved it
Anyway I am in EST so it is currently 8:15 pm. I need to shower and study, might be comfy I love hot showers

but thats larry david

>rich banker with shitload of money can have sex with hot escorts

Yeah and the sea is blue

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>>34221870
Noooooooooo... Women will do anything for money???

Don't be ridiculous, OP.

>>34221849
No, don't take it out on others because you're an idiot, as much as I dislike stacey, when you're done throwing acid you'll still be a little bitch.

haha good idea lol 10/10

>>34221863
fuck off idiot

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put me on the screencap when OP gets on the news pls

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>>34221817
>Decided to rise an entire website for years
>Shitposted on multiple accounts and had conversations with myself
>Only now do I realize how transparent it was

>>34222014
>>we all make jokes about how hes sucking dick or doing something gay
>get kicked out of the call
>blocked by all the other people
wtf, they made fun of him too.

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>>34221817
>fell in love with practical strangers from the Internet and tried to build LDRs

Don't fall for the Internet girlfriend meme. I'm not a particularly jealous person, but I feel uncomfortable if I don't see my partner for more than a few days. You can never be sure if they're messaging or seeing someone else when they're not online.

Things always get complicated when you meet IRL, and especially after you leave. The third time I visited someone I had been dating for two years, I realized that the relationship was over as soon as I got into my car to go home. I remember having a really empty feeling in my stomach as I waved goodbye, and deleting them on Skype and blocking their number halfway through the drive home after mulling it over.

>they tried contacting me this year over Facebook after 3 years of no contact
>blocked them immediately
>mfw they still make sad posts about me on their Tumblr

I feel bad but I can't help being smug.

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>>34221813
Could I perhaps borrow FF XV?

star ocean perhaps

ayo b let me cop that final fnatsy xv

>>34221773
She's legal? post some nudes of her

>>34221773
have a 3 way with the girl and your mom

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>>34221773
Why are you asking your mom's permission to have sex at 22?

This is a new level of beta.

>I've got two sides.....
>sweetest homo you'll ever meet
>twisted fuckin faggot

>>34221822
Eh, good one

I can be your angle... or your devil

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AND THE LAND
IS DARK

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>>34221847
AND THE MOON
[spoilerIS THE ONLY LIGHT WE'LL SEE][/spoiler]

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No I won't be afraid

who in ky here?

>>34221754
Alabamabot here. About to move back to my hometown a little deeper into the south. Really not looking forward to it, desu.

can you all please leave the union. we won't try and stop you this time. please, go.

you're a virgin because of your repulsive personality.

>>34221733
Eat healthier anon. I used to have rancid fucking farts, but then I started eating mostly vegetarian and now I don't have to evacuate the room.

Willing to pay a femaIe $10,000 to make me into her fart slave