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drive away from whatever monkey shithole country I magically appeared in.

here's the proper vid . it came out crappy

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2Ho6nYhr29LFy8/giphy.gif

>>36957733
sucky sucky 5 dorra?

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>>36957683
i joined and there's so many people here, how do i say hi or anything i'm scared

>>36957812
everyone is very nice, don't worry. Dusty is a little aggressive at times but he means well

>>36958039
i-its fine, i'm too anxious i think. i'll leave before i implode.

>>36957640
I created this last time I went psychotic (it's a mess too):
https://soundcloud.com/rocksymusic/i-am-rocksy-track-1-lissening

There's bit of a backstory to this track: thought I could channel all the famous dead musicians and learn all intruments there were in one month and become a really popular musician, this was only the first one of many tracks that I was going to create. But my mind deteriorated even further and not long after this I was going on wild adventures to save all of human kind as the chosen one and had no time to work on my first album anymore.

>>36957640
I made this a few days ago, both the music and the animation in MSpaint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuaS3vt45Bg

>>36957640
I play drums and can read the music and rests fine, but I struggle with learning piano. Is it normal to have problems learning in the beginning?

>>36957626
Become a planet yourself.You could try by earning the respect and trust of others.

>>36957648
I will never be respected as much as a woman or a chad.

>>36957626
>Women piss out of their vagina
>They have buttholes that they shit out of
>When they go to bed, they let in bed and their eyeballs close and they see blackness, then they're left with just their thoughts
>When they wake up, they have to take a piss
>Then they eat breakfast, they spoon food into their mouth and chew it then swallow it

>If you were to punch a woman in the face she'd cry and fall to the ground. Don't do it, it's wrong. But that's what would happen
>If a worldwide crisis were to happen, they would fall on us for support and guidance in how to respond

They're just people get the fuck over it. You want to stick your wiener in a wet warm hole? Why? Who cares? Stop being stupid

Guys are way better friends, this is objectively true

>spic
>has learning material everywhere

>TFW brown in Houston
>Can't speak good Spanish
>That's okay because there are more Arabs than spics here now.

>>36957572
Im spic learn to deal with it faggot we are sub human we should learn our place trust me no one likes us

>>36957566
You need to practice reading and writing more often. One thing you could do is start keeping some sort of diary. Or even just make posts on here more often

>>36957701
i make posts on here a lot, i still make a lot of fuck ups. also i can't bear to read a lot of paragraphs anymore

fuck maybe you're right

Fluid IQ goes down with age. Can't really do anything to stop it. Can make it slow down by exercise. Not just yoga or night walks. Specifically weight training, or high intensity interval training.

But getting the fluidity of motion and other stuff right is tedious.

>>36957615
Just be an inbetweener. Doesn't even take skill, just draw in between the keyframes

So how does one avoid those tweens that look like the didney worl memes?

Can I get back to you in about 2 or 3 hours?

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>>36957560
If the thread is still alive, then yes.

>>36957546
never had sex don't know what it feels like kek

i'm sad :*(

>>36957475
I do this but it never last more than a few months without degeneracy

>>36957475
I thought that was a feel only I knew.

>>36957475
nope
infact one of the first things i did with it would be to take it somewhere i haven't fapped before due to lack of movable computer and would both fap in a new place on a new computer.
day i got a smartphone I jerked off in the garage.

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>>36957457
I wont tell you again, but a cup of coffee really spikes up the energy.

Please dont talk to me until Im done my first cup though.

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>>36957671

coffee just makes me more productive in procrastination

>>36957754

aka makes me wanna play vidya and watch porn

Have you tried cucking?

>>36957370
>implying you'll ever get with a girl anyways

>>36957370
Camera and lighting tricks. Seriously. It's how they make some girls' butts look huge.

>>36957320
Post your bio and a pic, I want to see what it takes for this to happen

>>36957320
>What the fuck DO I DO

You get the fuck off this board you fucking normalfag.

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>>36957372
P sure I've changed my bio since I matched with them tho

I usually get rated a 6/10 on /soc/ also I'm giving a fake half smile in the pic you see

>>36957412
I've promised myself once I lose my virginity I'll leave and never come back

>>36957316
Fucking beta orbiter. Dont gibe attention faggot.

>>36957316
that is weak and puts you beneath her, something like I would rape your holes is more of a violation

can we please make this a thing

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I look ugly and have the personality of a cardboard box. Im attracted to girls who are sweet and aren't fat.

Too bad ill never find anyone

I look like Gordon Freeman. I have no distinct personality traits other than apathy, although I can adapt like a chameleon or a cockroach based on the situation. I am attracted to people who hate me and think I'm trash. I have a self-defense mechanism that kicks in to protect my fragile ego and when people get past it by insulting me in ways I could never imagine I fantasize about being tortured into submission.

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>Average
>Funny
>Kids

I want off this ride

Why do you do this? Honestly. Just lazy?

>shower every single day
>My balls are still absolutely overpowering in smell
They're fucking potent.

>>36957230
how do you stand the smell of your balls? I cant even stand it after 1 month