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Im making this thread because you probably dont read anything I send you.

You are hurting me instead of doing anything for my sake. You're a real person, and people on the internet matter to me. But you don't treat me like a person anymore.

I didn't mean to mess your reputation up. Soon I'll be out of your hair if you don't care. There isn't a right or wrong to me. All I care about is being your friend again.
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>>36662188
I believe in you. I'm sure you didn't intentional ruin their reputation, anon.
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>>36662188
Why do you like Aya?
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your a good guy op, believe that.

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My """relationship""" with a girl from /r9k/ ended today. I kind of want to die.
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What's stopping you? Do the world a favor.
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Why did it end?

Did you fall for the LDR meme?
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>he thinks "internet" relationships are real relationships

Fucking LMAO

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If you like high heels, then you are a dumbass.
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guess I'm a dumbass tbqh
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>>36662121
i prefer my women in white autism shoes or real army surplus boots.
not even kidding, i saw some pics once of some guys chubby wife wearing dirty white NB and nutted like a madman to it.
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all about boots and flats my guy

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>when you're in that special place where you're hated by normies and robots. Completely alone
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>>36662094
Most normies and robots don't give a fuck about you, and if they do, the feeling is probably unilaterally a kind of condescending pity. nO one cares about u enough to HATe u BOI
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>>36662094
I can relate...

So hard and originally...
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>>36662094
I know you
You're me

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Would you leave your wife and kids for? I need real help
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>>36661996
wtf originally
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>>36661996
i would never have wife and kids so your question doesn't make any sense.

also if you're talking about that chick then no, she looks fucking ugly.
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>>36662011
She wants me, its gay not to

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FUCKING COCKROACHES

I can't even get my 2:30 meal because my kitchen is full of those fuckers and I lost my appetite.

Anyone having issues with pests? How do I get rid of them?
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I, too, hate T*rks, OP.
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>>36661983
Fun fact OP: Whenever you stomp on a roach the cracking sound they make alerts other roaches to start fucking to increase their numbers.
The more you know~
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>>36662045
Then what am I supposed to do?

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Anyone wanna talk a little? I'm interested in having a little social interaction. I have about 15-2 minutes, but then I have to go.

Just say whatever's on your mind. Or if you want opinion on something or reaction to or whatever.
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Artificial scarcity needs to stop.

The idea that resources are naturally so scarce is a fraud.

The sheer amount of wealth in this world is staggering. Much of it is deliberately destroyed for the sake of concentrating wealth in the hands of a few.

They would rather they have ten apples and you have zero than they have ten apples and you have ten too.
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>>36661982
Sure, I actually have a brand new fashion design in the works that could make me a millionaire and I am just sitting on the idea and only venturing it sparingly because of my depression and my anger issues.

I need to get over this block cause I know I have it in me to be a successful person but I feel too defeatist. What should I do
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>>36661982
How do i get a girlfriend? I have aspergers

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Friendly reminder that porn is a pretty serious addiction.
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I know. I just don't have anything else going for me. So whatever, I might go again later tonight after work.
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>>36661992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MM4Plma33M
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>>36661960
>tfw Small penis humiliation fetish
>The idea of my penis shrinking is arousing
>Got hard from reading the OP
>brb

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I'll start

>that one white kid in a class half full of black kids accidentally said nigger out loud
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>>36661850
>that one kid that was me
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>That kid who put up Neo Nazi posters at campus.

That kid was me, and I still do it.
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>that one kid who stared at the floor all the time
>that one kid who listened to synthwave
>that one kid whose hands were dirty
>that one kid who fell in love with a single mom
>that one kid who wore a scorpion jacket
>that one kid who was a real human being
>and a real hero

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I don't get how most people on here are hopeful about getting GFs. Shouldn't you work on having friends, especially female friends, first? And having a life too? Isn't it delusional to expect to have a GF if you have no friends and nothing going on in your life? I only fantasize about having a GF, I don't think I'll actually get one anytime soon.

Friendless KHV loser here, because apparently some "robots" on here are non-KHVs with past relationships. I don't dislike you guys, but I still feel like we're a world apart socially.
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>Isn't it delusional to expect to have a GF if you have no friends and nothing going on in your life?

Not really. Having a girlfriend isn't necessarily some achievement you unlock through hard work.

There are millions guys with girlfriends who don't have many other friends, don't have great jobs, and don't really have much of anything else going on either.
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>>36661876
But why would a girl be interested in you if you have nothing to offer
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>>36661876
Well I feel way too pathetic to consider the possibility of dating when my life is just so shit and boring.

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>tfw fags ruined the rainbow for me

I always loved rainbow and various designs including it and would wear it on t-shirts and such back when I was a kid but now I can't fucking do that anymore because everyone will think I'm a faggot.

Why are homos such annoying fucks?
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I love the rainbow flag, it symbolises that all races and cultures must be separated to ensure their survival.
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>>36661881
I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT IT SYMBOLIZES

I just want to be able to wear the fucking design without raising suspicions about my sexuality
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>>36661828
Anon, if you liked wearing rainbow colours then I have some bad news for you
you're probably gay

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I think I have a cougar on my trail.

>be me 20 year old anon
>meet this crazy 25? year old grill
>start teasing her
>mfw she teases me all the time
>next time same thing
>be comfy on the dance floor
>didnt kiss
>now 3rd time
Wish me luck annons, wtf should i do. It is my first cougar hunt
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>25
>cougar

Dude the 5 years been 20 and 25 is nothing. I guarantee when your a 25 you will still be looking at 20 year old girls.
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>>36661891
>tfw I'm almost 28 and I jack it to 20 year old camwhores and even tip them.
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>>36661826
>implying a 5 year difference is even old enough to be a cougar.

I'd call you a disgusting normie fuck, but I know it's much more likely she sees you as an autistic little brother.

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Have you ever been in love with a lesbian, /r9k/?
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Yeah. I had two friends in school, both female, and fell for one. They married each other about five years ago. I still have feelings for her.
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>>36661794

>x is guard
>circle is sword

?????????????????????????????
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yeah

her name is akemi homura and she's a raging dyke

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>gender exists on a spectrum
>traps are not gay
>feminine penis
>pegging
>muffing
>posting photos of ''''''girls''''''
>greentext stories the twist ending "I'm actually gay."

Every time you post this shit outside your containment board /lgbt/ Trump gets another vote for 2020.
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>>36661715
Pegging is great though
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>>36661715
knowing my existence makes people like you upset is what gets me through the day. thanks op
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>>36661715
are you implying another vote for trump is a bad thing?

I always shill illogical liberal ideals/opinions (that I don't actually hold) on youtube videos to radicalize normies.

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>be me
>6'1 black dude
>I would be called nerdy, but I work out quite a bit
>sound really proper by most people's standards
>for some reason attracted to goffs and weird girls, yet I cannot attract them.

>The only girls I attract are skinny white girls with traces of hispanic blood who smoke.

Tonight a girl like that was telling me that I was the most wonderful guy in the world.
Idk dudes, she was nice, but she smoked.

How do I the type of girls I like?
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>mfw I can only attract indian girls
>mfw I hate indian people
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>>36661674
>>for some reason attracted to goffs and weird girls, yet I cannot attract them.
Shouldn't you be hanging around where goffs and weird girls go? Like some cons or the library section of weird shit, Tumblr maybe (but you gotta search hard here).

Y'know depending on the location you go, you will find the kind of girls that are into that place y'know, you probably are hanging around in the wrong places where the wrong people hang out.

Also you sound like a great dude so, I hope you will find the right girl just for you.
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>>36661674
I would've thunk a 6 guy would pull any bitch they wanted

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