Rick and Morty is objectively the best piece of entertainment media ever created.
Share original robot music
Here's a snippet of a jam I recorded with two of my friends, more to come so like and subscribe if you like it
hey /r9k/ how fast is your internet at home?
Im a talentless, neet, kissless, fugless, 23 yrs old handholdless virgin. (You)?
Talentless, half way though a shitty degree, under weight with no muscle mass my legs hurt going up stairs, 21 yrs, handholdless virgin
Reminder to get an emergency helium tank if you don't have one already, its only getting more and more expensive as time goes on and less pure so companies can save more money.
I actually tried to look into this back in December and I'm pretty sure you can't find commercially available pure helium anymore. The best you'll get is 80% helium 20% air, which is enough to probably leave you with brain damage from lack of oxygen but not kill you.
Run along now wagies, its time for work! Looks like you don't even have time for coffee. But at least you're contributing to society r-right?
Also do not respond to this thread with your wage rage, as i have not yet enjoyed my first cup of coffee.
>one shot at life
>"Hey anon.. we think your kinda cute."
Whats the non autistic way to respond to this without splerging out?
The Grand Wizard of Kek has seen your pain, and has decided to grant you 3 (three) wishes. There is but 1 (one) rule:
You cannot wish for anything that links to wishes (ie: can't wish for more wishes, can't wish to negate the effects of everyone's wishes, etc.) No cheating the system.
Make my nails tougher so they won't break when i play guitar. Give me increased separation so I can play those wacky chords and picking patterns. Also make my pinky longer so I can actually use it.
Why do normies buy these (or some other equally expensive brand)?
They can afford it
iPhones work great, aren't as buggy as shitdroid
>but but I would rather spend the money on animu figurines and cheetos baww why aren't normies like this'????
The last bastion of robotkind is still resisting the barbarian normie hordes, come join robots
No homos or traps
No non virgins
https://discord[dot goes here]gg/6swuwjN
Ahhh there we are. I'm finally sipping on that sweet caffine injection.
But please, do not respond or talk to other anons who just can't before they've had that coffee.
Apologies to those who have read this pre coffee.
Those who have had coffee, come in I'm read to chat, but please don't talk as others have not had that first sweet functional coffee yet.
>be invited to a party
>they ask me if I'm a virgin
>that was several months ago
>they never invited me since
reminder that normies don't even want to associate with virgins and will do their best to alienate us.
Just lie. Unless you're a woman, they have no way to check.
Why would you admit that you're a virgin?
I can't think of many societies where being an adult male and a virgin is considered socially acceptable.
Hide your power level, autist.
i never get pussyi never got any pussy cause im too nice im always so nice to them and they just end up dating these guys that are terrible to them. they never give ME pussy. i really want a blowjob ive never had one. its because i always pay for the meals afterwards they dont respect me because im too nice to them. i always offer to take them places give them rides do chores for them and open doors and they never give me any pussy. this one girl i bought her this coat she wanted she said that she liked the coat and i just thought that if i bought it for her she would finally give me some pussyi. they dont even have to touch my penis i just wanna eat their pussyi. i dont even care i just wanna make girls feel good. i dont understand im so respectful i say ill ill lick your pussy you dont have to do anything i just wanna feel it
stop being so nice then, play a little hard to get, tease them and make fun of them a bit
don't be so accommodating and easy, they will treat you like a doormat if you allow them too
nothing dries up pussy faster than a fawning nice guy
You're desperate as fuck BUT YOU WONT SEE ANY PUSSYI SOON, SO START RUBBING YOU ANUS AND START TRAINNING IT ALREADY LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
This one is very cozy and even has girls in it! discord gg/HfJvhJX