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I heard through the grapevine that this Norwegian basket weaving forum called r9k was the place to go for that

In hell.
Fucking satan is trying to silence me, he knows what's up, trying to keep all those cat ear wearing bitches all to himself.

>>35184271
I don't know. The furry convention? Halloween?

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stay strong anon, i believe in you. oregano

>>35184235
I was chubby when I was a lil boy. Parents let me watch tv all day and didn't care what I ate.
But by 2nd grade I wasn't. School and organized sports helped me not be a fatass.
My mom is technically obese and I don't see her eating too often. But when I do, she eats a lot. Don't be like that.
Have stricter eating times, like eat meals at the same time every day, and know what you're going to eat before you start. Make physical activity part of your daily life, ride your bike to work, run to mcdonald's if you want it, etc.

Give up a couple foods that are "unhealthy". Losing weight really is calories in/calories out and you could get skinny by just eating fast food but this will help you build willpower. For me, used to drink soda often but now I drink fruit juices, healthier but still sugary as hell.

It's easier to not get fat once you've lost it. Now get to it!

>>35184235
try eating better food. Oreos arent going to keep you full because theyre just shitty crap.

Good luck anon. I used to be porky and dropping the weight was one the best things ive ever done.

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Holy shit man I almost believe that.

What else? you came back with a gun and killed then all?

>>35184158

I want to get spitroasted by those two fursuiters

>>35184158
Did the fucking furry cum on those waffles?

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>talking to a girl
>that you know
>have known for a long time

GET OUT NORMIE
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>meet her at her house
>go to bar
>go back to her house
>get laid

Eating out my oneitis. I obsessed over for so long and I couldn't get my dick hard.

>>35184081

>tfw you will never hand your packet of sperm to a qt girl (male)

please post more smores girl

>>35184081
>they reject 70% of aggressive Chad males
>they reject 30% of crossdressing trap males

WOMEN LOVE TRAPS CONFIRMED

>>35184020
>go to /ic/
>read the sticky

>>35184039
fuck you

I don't leave this board

>>35184020
>How do I learn to draw like this?
I wanna know too

Just apologize and say you realize it's a stupid joke in hindsight

Kek tho.

>>35184006
>t, Milo

>>35184006
if that scared her off, good riddance

>>35183977
Go for it anon. I'll be waiting.

>>35183999
I know how it will end. I cannot even make good pictures.

There literally aren't enough pictures of me in the world for me to start a tinder account, so at least you've got me beat there...

I have an 8x6 dick and Its definitely a confident boost knowing I can stretch open most girls

>>35184062
Forgot to mention I'm a KHV :^)

But if the day ever comes....

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>have a huge dick(8.5x7)
>hang out with a girl tonight
>tfw she turns me down

My last words will be "saging this stupid reality, op was a faggot"

>>35183887
"Come closer. Closer. Closseerrrr.... Guess what?"
"What?"
"...chicken butt."

Assuming that since its a death bed and ive had tons of time prior to think about this moment just waiting, Id say something about how humanity is doomed and something about wanting to be the generation that goes into space and sees the galaxies while in a space ship.
On the subject of that last one, just imagine it. The most beautiful sight in the universe.
I'd love to float there seeing it and crying peacefully, it would be the most amazing moment in any life.

he's just a kike shill who wants us to join the rat race

Fuck a resume

Me to OP, its good to see others feel this way to.

you'd all be much more effective revolutionaries than system cogs
these 'motivators' are probably just nervous dullards who like to think they can stall the collapse

Make sure to shiver your timbers and grab a snack.

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This is going to be a long night I guess

What will happen when a newborn Chad encounters a full fledged robot
Join and find out tonight

>>35183834
too old to enlist actually

except i have plenty of excuses, faggot

I'm too old to enlist and can't finish college in time for a commission.

I wish I'd just enlisted when I was younger. I think I would've done well. I'm good at working within a system and excelling at assigned tasks and terrible at navigating a wide open world of choices.

it's generally a shitty state all around

only if you live downstate and don't go to college

if you live in chicago or/and attend college, you are not a robot

it's fucking garbage all around
>never realized I was short till I moved to chicago
>never realized I was ugly till I moved to chicago
etc....
women there are so fucking spoiled and picky it's impossible to get laid there

>>35183671
>alcohol and drug addictions are for robots
since when? every normie in the universe smokes weed and drinks all the time

>>35183908
Key word addiction faggot. Jesus christ its like you want to be retarded

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I got a 70.