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Why are you sad today, anon?
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one of my wisdom teeth is coming up and it fucking hurts when i drink water

im super dehydrated so im craving carbohydrates

i really want some burgers but im too fat to justify going and getting some junk. 115kg.
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>>37747260
>went to a walk in the city
>full of gorgeous girls with summer clothes
>realise Im KHV
>go home and post on r9k
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>>37746845
>Why are you sad today, anon?
I have no idea whenever my personality is genuine one or i'm just mash of other people personality traits.

Please Kill me. I can't take it anymore. I can't.
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>>37746842

Where do you live, anon-kun?

saffron
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>>37746884
Colorado.

Origionoli
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>>37746842

are you going to be okay anon ):

Is he /ourguy/, fellow robots?
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Hes the new Elliot rodger
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>>37746786
>a chad can't get laid
explain this shit
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>>37746866
He doesn't seem to be all there in the head.

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Does anyone else have their feelings manifest as a physical sensation when they're strong? I mean literally a physical sensation.

It's hard to explain what it's like, but for me, when I feel extremely isolated/alone and it's almost an overwhelming feeling, it's like my skin turns to plastic and I turn into a hallow shell. I don't mean that metaphorically in sense of the word, it literally feels like my skin expands and goes stiff while the inside of me feels weightless.
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>>37746768
Yes, all humans do. Horrific betrayals feeling like "an ice knife stabbed into your heart" isn't just metaphorical, it actually feels like that.
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>>37746768
Maybe you experience emotions more strongly than most.
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>>37746768
Isn't that just what strong emotions are?

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I walk along the avenue
To slave for Shekelstein, the Jew
Shekelstein, the Jew

Pointed nose and beady eyes
The kind of voice that makes me wanna REEEEEEE
Makes me wanna REEEEEEE

And I slaved, I slaved so hard today
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away

NEETS sleeping in their comfy beds
Really wish I was in mine
Wish I was in mine

Without a care in the world
I'm getting screamed at every day
Screamed at every day

And I slaved, I slaved so hard today
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away

Reached out a hand to close the till
The work day's drawin' to a close
Drawin' to a close

But Shekelstein reminded me
Still got ten rewards cards to sell
Rewards cards to sell

And I slaved, I slaved so hard today
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away
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why put salt on wound though?
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>>37746687
>When wagies try to meme
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wagie ragie I see

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>be me
>wake up and put on my UVR5 headset and hop into my pod
>browse workshop
>find fetish sim
>dive in
>wake up 5 hours later
>realize i've wasted the entire day in a dream-like state crawling inside a giantess vagina
>semen everywhere
>tfw
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so what's your score in Beta Uprising VR fellas? I have 10000000000kills so far
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>>37746663
>I saw a deer today
>I shot and killed it
>Twas a good hunt
>Smoking the meat now
>Smells good
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>>37746796
unrelated to thread, but that last panel was unexpected and genuinely hilarious even though i support drumpf

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Some nights I stay up late because I'm scared of waking up in the morning and having to survive another day.

This is one of those nights.
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>>37746659
are you me
original post
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>>37746737
I hope not, I wouldn't want anyone to be me.
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>>37746777
nice digits
So, you got anything on your mind anon?

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>tfw you are pic related

why did I even bother going to a normie party tonight?
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>>37746620
Idk dude I always regretted going to social events that's why I stopped going.
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>>37746620
unless you have some comfy introverted-but-dont-mind-going-out-for-a-few-drinks friends to hang around with, don't go
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>>37746620
I've noticed that night, I'll never be one of them

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TELL ME I'M NOT ASCENDING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT
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>>37746625
looks alot better
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THIRD IMAGEM PICTURADA

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>want a gf
>hate womyn
Which is it? Why is this place full of both sentiments?
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>hate woman
>want to be a girl

it doesn't make sense but life doesn't make sense
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>>37746604
who cares I have seen tons of women date very misogynistic guys
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>>37746706
I'm not asking out of concern for that. Moreso, why do misogynists want women in the first place? What purpose could a girlfriend serve that a prostitute couldn't, for someone who hates women?

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Hi everybody! Its norman the normie as I keep getting called!

How are all the 25+ non NEETS going?
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Well I guess Ill tell you about my day then

>open kali vm
>somehow installing nokogiri has FUCKED my install entirely
>spend morning reinstalling and configuring os and adding in android development studio
>go to card shop and buy a bunch of old yugioh boosters (dragons of legend 2, secret forces) and a box of the movie promo cards
>come back and sit in my inflatable pool and drink two beers
>finish configuring my kali install
>am currently trying to set up a VM of OSX so I can do ios app development
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Trying to lose weight. I've been thin for a long time but suddenly swelled up to 30bmi. trying to get back to normal.
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Long weekend so I started fixing up my OS and cleaning the place.
Also time to get some groceries and check out girls who I will never know. Overall feeling relaxed and antisocial I guess.

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>tfw meet femanon on a soc thread.
>tfw rates me a 8.5/10.
>tfw sends me nudes and lewd videos.
>tfw she's turned on by the fact I'm a KHV.

Feels good being a chad. Why haven't you gotten a qt femanon yet?
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>>37746586
post her nudes or you are lying
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>>37746586
probably b8
and you gotta share those nudes nigger
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>>37746616
>>37746608
No she told me not to. She goes on r9k and will be sending me more tomorrow most likely.

>2007 was 10 years ago
When was the last time you were happy?
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>>37746525
I ordered these earbuds. Im pretty happy
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>>37746525
>2007 was 10 years ago
fuck i miss scene girls

>>37746525
>When was the last time you were happy?
this afternoon, when I got a discount on the yugioh cards I was purchasing because the owner thought I was military because of my haircut.
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Not this century

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Discord friends thread!

But you can only send 1 friend request so you have to give a good reason why you should be picked
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I'll be nice
irht8273i#7713
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>>37746508
Ted Kaczynski was right...#3952

I'm lonely.
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>>37746879
sorry Ididnt know what to say

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I just jacked off at a public bus stop and left my cum on the seat.
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>>37746448
please kill yourself you filthy piece of shit.
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What the hell is your problem? Pull yourself together, man, this is getting strange.
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>>37746448
That's alpha as fuck anon, keep up the good work.

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