Feels good being white in a black neighborhood.
I've been stealing Electronics for the last 10 years and havent been stopped once.
Who here shoplifts full time?
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is this the /shoplifting/ thread?
I am indian in a... white/asian neighborhood I guess (cali obv)
I steal a lot of shit from trader joes, fuck joe I will singlehandedly destroy that dumbfuck's company
The highest value for smallest weight item I've found in the store is the essential oils they sell in the cosmetics section
They are $10 for roughly an 1.5 ounces I think
so if I steal 10 of those in a week and throw them away I am destroying $100 worth of trader joe's merchandise
anyone else have any advice for fucking over trader joes?
I also found that most trader joes have large trash cans where you can discreetly put expensive inventory, causing the STUPID EMPLOYEES at trader joes to LITERALLY throw away their own products
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>>35403655
What did joe ever do to you loli-kun
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>>35404077
>What did joe ever do to you loli-kun
honestly it's not even about Joe
it's about sending a message
it's about adding a little discord into this world, doing my part in introducing chaos into the system
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Why do you hate mexicans? They own California
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>>35403481
>Why do you hate mexicans
I don't hate mexicans though
I also didn't vote for drumpf so I think I am probably not the target audience for this thread
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>>35403481
I like Mexican people. They just are lousy butchers who have no craftsmanship
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>>35403481
but I hate California
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Prom night was literally the things that made me the happiest (and truly happy, that is) in the last few years. No weird follow-up events, just innoncent dancing, eating and relaxed conversations. I was accompanied by a shy, beautiful girl whom I haven't communicated with before too much.
But as days toil away, so does my happpines. The finals are closing and I am once again nearing the feeling of moderate depression
What do?
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>>35403371
Idk but Godspeed, anon
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I should tell you about the lads at work
I'm sure they secretly have a fuck hoard they go to and they are keeping it from meeeeeee
rrrrreeeeee
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Are you going to college anon? A borderline autist like me didn't even go to prom but still managed to have fun at college
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pissbottle general
have you ever taken a dump in your bedroom. dump sack?
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>>35403142
>dump sack
they're called shit jugs. get it right
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>>35403142
I did it once, late at night, a week or two ago. It felt really convenient, really freeing. I've been trying to ward myself away from it, but I get the feeling I'm going to use one again.
Maybe I should just give up on trying to adhere to social standards, if there ever was much hope for me I doubt there's very much anymore.
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No but I did take a shit in a parking lot two nights ago.
Maybe then they'll learn to stay open 24 hours
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>hates trannies but comes on to this website to see them get posted
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>>35403131
>tumblr filename
>defending trannyfaggotry
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>>35403180
>liking something that looks like a female is gay
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>>35403131
get a load of this one
>hates trannies but spends all his time lurking in tranny threads
thoes people are fucking jokes
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Every day I just wake up feeling like killing myself.
How do you stop this?
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>>35403074
Either kill yourself or learn to deal with it, there is no solution.
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Women are whores and sluts and only love cock until they get preggers.
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>>35403219
Find some purpose in life. I can't help you with that though, it's different for everyone
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Another one of these threads:
So I dropped my phone when it was at 26%
I picked it back up and it wouldn't turn on. I plugged it in and I got the battery icon with the red charge, which is usually what happens when it's completely drained but is starting the charging process.
Then the white screen with the black apple logo that appears right before it goes to the desktop comes on. But then it goes to black. Then back to the battery charge icon. Then back to the Apple logo. Then black again.
This only happens when it is plugged in. When it is not plugged in nothing happens.
I've heard of phones dying and people cannot recover the files they had on them.
I am hoping though that the fact that pic related comes up is a good sign that it is just a battery connector issue, and the files on my phone can be recovered. Please share any insight you might have on that.
Anyway, I'm not sure that the Apple store is the best place to take the phone for this.
Where should I take it?
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>>35403050
Congrats. Your iShit is probably permanently dead. If you take it back to the store they wont do shit but tell you you need to buy a new one (they only do cracked glass repairs iirc) and they will NEVER do data recovery on anything ever anyways so i hope you have backups.
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b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bamp
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>>35403160
is there anywhere i can take it where they will attempt to do recovery, even for the long shot possibility that it can be recovered?
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I just fapped to loli porn for the first time. I'm feeling like killing myself
>inb4 fuck off normalfag
I'm not a pedo
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>>35403048
don't diddle kiddos.
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just tipped this off to the FBI you sick fuck
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Loli is a bodytype.
rolex on my wrist
rolex on my wrist
rolex on my wrist
rolex on my wrist
https://soundcloud.com/yung_oni/rolex
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>>35402969
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NE1Q4o4CGTg
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>>35403019
soulja boy a punk though
NEETboyz for life
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why wasn't I born 60 years ago :( 2017-03-09 06:02:24 Post No.35402899
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why wasn't I born 60 years ago :(
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2017-03-09 06:02:24
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>be a man in the 1950's
>coming home from work from my high paying unionized job with pension and benefits
>drive my 8,000lb 8mpg 18' long car with huge fins on the back
>glance out the window and see a negro walking down the street
>stop at the corner bar and call the cops, watch as they beat him into a coma while sipping a Gimlet
>stop by the hardware store on the way home and buy several guns with no background check
>greeted by my submissive and dutiful wife with a kiss
>greeted by my obedient and well educated kids with a hug
>greeted by my Golden Retriever carrying my slippers
>sit own to a dinner of all-American grown products that is already on table
>after dinner the kids do their homework and the wife does the dishes
>pour myself a Canadian Club on the rocks and recline in my La-Z-Boy
>watch the nightly news and see America bombing Communists in some backward shithole
>smile as I remember all the Nips I killed on Guadalcanal
>plan our family vacation trip to the Poconos
>time for bed
>fuck my wife in the missionary position with no concern for her pleasure
>drift off to dream of the greatness of America
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>>35402899
>your kid ends up retarded because the gas has tetraethy lead in it
>everyone's fucking nervous because they might blow up the world at any time
>everyone's so nervous they have to drink constantly
>remember digging the gold tooth out of a 14-year-old japanese guy
>get lobotomized because you have trauma from the war
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>>35402983
Kekidee doo da, kekidee day.
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That means you'd be young and experience the 70's. No thanks
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Ok we are all going to be nice to each other in this thread no meanyheads and no poopfaces ok? Ok. Go.
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Fuck you, you fucking faggot. I hope your mother gets cervical cancer.
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Shut the fuck up stupid whore.
I didn't give you permission to talk to me, dumb slit.
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>>35402900
Wow man are you okay? My mommy is a nice lady.
>>35402910
Okay but are you okay? I love you
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>r9k hates the feminazi & sjw nu male society
>gets pissed when Chad treats women like shit and is everything a nu-male hates
>r9k wants a perfect utopian society with select specimen and high morals
>gets pissed when Chad and Stacy create tall good looking children with natural born confidence
>also hates all religion
>r9k just wants a cute no bs girlfriend
>gets triggered when a girl wants a cute no bs boyfriend
>r9k wants all subhuman leeches executed
>except for themselves because they're supreme intellectual gentlemen obviously
>r9k wants to end all degeneracy
>gets triggered when Japanese cartoons, video games and loli porn is on the chopping block
Nice going ya dinguses
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I just want a quiet life away from everything and to lain/comfy post
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it's cuz /pol/ leaks onto here. they know robots' loathing can be easily manipulated.
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What's this whore's story? Only pic I've seen of her to my knowledge
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Let me check my vast archives.
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>>35402823
she basically used robots for money
she was also responsible for one robots death
she has also been blacked
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>>35403042
And how do I know your a reliable source?
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>fapping for the third time today
>kinda enjoying the fap to the pov but feeling zero build up
>get tired but I feel like I need to finish it
>think of cousin as the girl in the pov
>instantly bust
i fucking want to die
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Shame is the cuck emotion
Get over it
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>>35402678
Does it count as incest if you have sex with your cousin?
It does right? Curious.
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>>35402712
hillbillies and muslims have weird rules regarding incest. 3rd cousin? okay! 1st? conditionally okay!
it all looks gross to an outsider
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>I deliberately don't look at girl's asses in gym
>I pretend I'm looking at myself when working out and I see them looking at me in my peripheral vision
>I know they want me to look at their asses, but they've never caught me looking at them
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Good technique OP
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>>35402641
>I'm paranoid they'll think I'm gay and stop looking at me
What do?
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>>35402680
try looking at their asses, that would let them know you are straight