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>going to take my permit test tomorrow
>might finally get my life back on track

Wish me luck, fellow robots.

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What was she thinking? What did she mean by this?

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>Be 5'5" manlet
>Only arrange hookups from online to have sex late at night in the car.
>Women never find out how short I am because I pick them up usually in front of their parents house or a parking lot then drive somewhere and fuck them without ever getting out of the car then drop them back off again.

My face when it works every time.

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>fuckbuddy tells me she found a guy
>ask her a month later wether its working out
>says the guy is leaving the country in august and that they don't want a relationship
>ask her if we should hook up again
>8 hours no response
I fucked up didn't I?

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What to do if you kick your husband in the balls ?

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What tier trap is Bilnore?

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>tell jabroni pussy to fight me on r9k
>send address
>says he'll be there at 4
>doesn't show
What happened faggot?

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Im sick of all my escapism, nothing seems fun really.. anyone have anything to recommend, can be really anything, a book, movie, tv serie, games etc

I love sad & depressing stories..

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>You will never feel the warmth of your waifu as you cudfle each other in bed.

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>tfw you download Bumble and have a date set up by the next day

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>go on a trip with a girl I have known for years, and we've been fairly close
>get the feeling I might just love her (who am I kidding- oneitis)
>we have a good time: fun, sometimes awkward but generally feel like I'm doing all the right things for the first time ever
>take her back home the next day and about to leave (I live about an hour and a half away)
>finally go for it and give her a goodbye kiss on the lips
>driving away, feeling pretty good
>get a message after literally a few minutes a road
>"that's not ok what you just did. You should have asked me first. You made me feel powerless. Don't respond to me and I don't think I'm going to see you again for a long time"
>spend the whole drive home somewhere between shock, despair, and rage


So this is the world now. Where a kiss is rape and you are the enemy no matter what you do.

I am a cyborg but I've always tried to not get bitter. But this has broken me. Something is wrong. I have nothing left.

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Electric light orchestra, or Petshop Boys?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13225062

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zuRQc-AE9M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9E5i7l-Eg

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>been working labor shit for five years
>Never bothered to take protein powder or other cheating substances
>Didn't bother to even eat a lot, like The Rock does
>If I did, I probably would have been ripped by now, but I'm still a skelefag

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You have missed out on teenage love
you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

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Tfw no thicc fishing waifu. It fucking hurts