>Come home from day out with my dad for father's day
>Door to my room is wide open
>Vacuum cleaner inside
>Mommy not only went inside but went through my things and cleaned and put my stuff everywhere
>live with parents because I can afford to buy shit that way
>convert guest room into personal library
>mom keeps getting into it and rearranging everything to make it look better
>no idea where anything is, as a librarian, in my own library
I've always wanted to learn the cello but I know nothing about music and am 21. Am I wasting my time or should I email a teacher?
>going to take my permit test tomorrow
>might finally get my life back on track
Wish me luck, fellow robots.
What was she thinking? What did she mean by this?
>Be 5'5" manlet
>Only arrange hookups from online to have sex late at night in the car.
>Women never find out how short I am because I pick them up usually in front of their parents house or a parking lot then drive somewhere and fuck them without ever getting out of the car then drop them back off again.
My face when it works every time.
>fuckbuddy tells me she found a guy
>ask her a month later wether its working out
>says the guy is leaving the country in august and that they don't want a relationship
>ask her if we should hook up again
>8 hours no response
I fucked up didn't I?
r9k was made for threads like this anon, fuck off go to wizchan if you want to be a social retard
What to do if you kick your husband in the balls ?
What tier trap is Bilnore?
>tell jabroni pussy to fight me on r9k
>says he'll be there at 4
What happened faggot?
Im sick of all my escapism, nothing seems fun really.. anyone have anything to recommend, can be really anything, a book, movie, tv serie, games etc
I love sad & depressing stories..
>You will never feel the warmth of your waifu as you cudfle each other in bed.
are we supposed to looking at the feet in this picture? i'm confused
>tfw you download Bumble and have a date set up by the next day
>go on a trip with a girl I have known for years, and we've been fairly close
>get the feeling I might just love her (who am I kidding- oneitis)
>we have a good time: fun, sometimes awkward but generally feel like I'm doing all the right things for the first time ever
>take her back home the next day and about to leave (I live about an hour and a half away)
>finally go for it and give her a goodbye kiss on the lips
>driving away, feeling pretty good
>get a message after literally a few minutes a road
>"that's not ok what you just did. You should have asked me first. You made me feel powerless. Don't respond to me and I don't think I'm going to see you again for a long time"
>spend the whole drive home somewhere between shock, despair, and rage
So this is the world now. Where a kiss is rape and you are the enemy no matter what you do.
I am a cyborg but I've always tried to not get bitter. But this has broken me. Something is wrong. I have nothing left.
Electric light orchestra, or Petshop Boys?
>been working labor shit for five years
>Never bothered to take protein powder or other cheating substances
>Didn't bother to even eat a lot, like The Rock does
>If I did, I probably would have been ripped by now, but I'm still a skelefag
You should start. Eat a load, you will pile on the pounds. You will notice you can carry heavier loads after a while. Also, on the hot days, don't wear a tshirt. You will be strong and tanned and will up to your nuts in pussy