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every single person with half a brain needs to leave this shithole behind
we need to bleed this country of all intelligence and let conservatives die in their shithole

>>38973739
I am leaving although it's hard because you need to either be rich or have a degree to go anywhere decent.

>>38973828
yeah but getting a degree isn't hard

Hey, you! Give me money. Yeah, you pathetic anon, send me some money.

I really need some...

>>38973682
>Findom
must be the most retarded fetish ever

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Paypig said he sent my money, but hasn't sent me proof

What's your budget like op?

>tfw got a degree in Computer Engineering
>tfw was on the job hunt a few months before graduation
>dad unironically told me to march into corporate buildings and shake people's hands

Yeah pops, let me fly out to Redwood, strut into Microsoft's HQ, scour the entire building for their hardware engineering hiring manager, and shake his hand

How fuckin out of touch can boomers be?

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>>38973729
"Excuses are for quitters, Champ -- and I didn't raise my Champ to be a quitter. When I was your age, I didn't need some fancy-schmanzy degree to get a job down at the factory making parts for laundry machines and making sure they met company standard. May not have had much in the way of a college education, but I got the job done and raised the family, bought two houses, three cars, and our summer vacationer up in Nantucket."

"I got that job by walking through the worst snowstorm in state history after my Mustang wouldn't start. The manager was so impressed that he shook my hand and hired me right on the spot, so I expect a lot more from you, Champ!"

>>38973675

>tried every place in my one horse town, asking for the managers
>every time, no matter what, they were always 'on vacation' even when they said they'd be back 'next monday' he was still 'on vacation'
>get 'on vacation'd' for two fucking months before giving up again
>finally get job basically being a NEET, doing housework for my mom since I was doing that already except an actual company pays me to do it

Fucking boomers and automation and cheap chinese and mexican labor ruining it for everyone. Should have just gone into nursing or something but it's too late now.

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PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIICK AHHAHAHA

I got my ear pierced when I was 13.
About 5 months later I realised what a fag I was, took it out and it healed.
Don't do it retard.

only normie acceptable way to pierce both ears as a guy is by doing those shitty hipster tunnels...

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Here is the chad one for those who missed it.

>>38973581
>Same as last time but not chad.
Thanks OP I love you

>>38973589
whats up with his fingers

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prove it nigger


irwggtg4j

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Yep the fact that its the jews who control the word, yet people will fall for outrageous conspiraces before fianally accepting to their worst fears it was the jews all along.
>freemasons
>rothschilds
>globalists
>capitalists
>communists
>reptilians
>illuminati
>zionists
>Satanists
>pedophiles
>bankers
>aliens
>Royal familes
>upper class
>cyborgs
Etc

>>38973798
I just see so many people live their lives day to day doing things that are obviously bad for them and those around them. They either cannot see it or don't want to. It surprises me how overly emotional people get so they can't be objective about themselves and the world around them.

>>38974256
I'm not talking about conspiracies, more on a personal level here. But I would argue 'bankers' and 'Royal families' and the media being bought off aren't even a conspiracy, just common sense.

Fuck her. orig.

well, unless you're Canadian or German or something with an age of consent as 16, best of luck anon you pedophile ;)

>>38973604
16 is legal in my state. The age gap is just massive

I only use high quality Himalayan harvested Audiograin hyperspectral grain blends when listening to my 24/96 lossless tunes. Boil them into a slurry and administer rectally three times daily (before a meal is best) and put on your favorite pair of headphones (open air only-- 80 ohms impedance minimum!! Can't stress this enough). Then lay back and let the music do the rest.

Just get a new dog. Not even trying to be an asshole. Ive had plenty dogs die and it hurts but they're not people. When a person you love dies there is never gonna be a person you meet that acts exactly like they do but a good dog is easy to find. You new dog might even have traits that your old one didnt. Im sorry for your loss though.

I'm sorry for your loss OP. I'm sure your pup loved you and had a great life. Don't make my mistake and delete pictures/videos if they make you sad. Everytime I think about my girl it makes my heart hurt that I got rid of them. Cherish those memories.

>>38973507
>caring about what other people think

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO FEMALES IN MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET OUT GET OUT
FEMALES GET OUTTTTTTTT

>>38973546
We'll, that didn't take long, did it?

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anime lady handles big black cock

What if there was a version of the Chad walk vs Virgin walk meme
with a qt virgin girl vs a roastie
and the qt virgin is portrayed as good and the roastie is portrayed as bad

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haha look how long these dogs are
>>38973525
sounds dumb and not wholesome at all

>>38973484
I've always thought of living in a forest, alone, but not this

>>38973484
That's the plan, basically, yeah. hope it works out, I might be leaving as soon as two weeks. Or not at all if I am not accepted.

>>38973484
All the time anon. Iif i didnt have debt i would just drop everythink and roam. How long do you have to be missing before youre legally dead?

>>38973426
What does your diet look like? There could be something in your food doing this

http://www.mistressdestiny.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201118 read this story, it's fiction but it might make you reconsider being owned as a sex slave.

That's easy. You want to surrender all personal responsibilities. Your a man child kicking and screaming that you dont want to grow up.

>>38973392
>What's a good college major for someone who hopes to find a job with minimal to no human interaction?
literally mine
If you want to be successful in life you need to learn to deal with people

there aren't any jobs that let you just sit at your computer and hack away

drop out of college and drive a truck or be an artist

>>38973402
I can deal with people but I prefer not to. I work much better alone. Therefore a job with the least amount of human interaction is beneficial to my productivity and my own mental health.

>>38973435
A college degree will signal to employers that I am a worthy candidate. I'm halfway through and I plan to graduate.

>>38973390
There's absolutely nothing wrong with white women having sex with black men. Fuck off back to /pol/

Lol papa pol is having another one of his cuckold nightmares.

>>38973428

did you not watch you retard?

his wife CHEATED on him while in army, then the guy she cheated with filmed himself bullying the poor guy

>>38973331
>why is my penis so small guys
How small?

that cute. I want to force you to undress then expose you to everyone so that they laugh at you. Then i give you a handjob but you cum in under a minute, how humiliating.

>>38973354

Nobody cums in a minute from only a handy