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>>38864229
>get up from dump
>have to sit back down cause more poops

>>38864229
That's what you get for being a faggot
I guess that's not original enough

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>go poop
>when I wipe the paper is clean

Hey there anon. Glad to see youre still posting. Any girls so far?

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>>38864206
>anime poster
We all know you dick OP

>>38865010
*Want dick

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if this is any comfort to youOP I'm imaging us watching Gundam together and you're whispering something in my ear. I wonder what you're saying to me? I can fell your warm breath, but I can't make out the words

>>38864136
lol same xd
kill me

THICC PHONE

Yeah I call it my gf

>>38864526
I call it *my hand*

i call it my mom's pillow

It's a queen. In chess it's worth 2 aces and can move in any direction. If you catch the queen, the game is over and whoever caught the queen will receive 150 points for their team

you'll be dead within 52 days

>>38864038
You will soon make love to a black woman

Have you tried some of the popular gay apps in your area anon? Like half the men around me on these are bald or shaved head. I thought I was into that but after a while it's like please have hair for a change.

I'm bald (I shave it weekly) are you female (female)?

>>38864007
>tfw no bald, mean looking bundle of muscles to act like your guard dog in public but be your sweet little puppy in private
Guys will never know this feel.

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>>38863993
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I want a pair of tits to play with

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>>38863993
The government needs to realize that titcows are a human right already and give them out to virgins

>>38863993
tfw I do. She's straight out the jungle and has Double J's.

>>38863948
xxNiggerKiller1488Sephirothxx

>>38863948
dickfaggotmcgee69

>>38863948
rebbitisgayandsoami

>>38863945
A faint hope that it might get better.

>>38863945
I wanna invent something. And, why not build something rad. Like a homemade airplane, and kms in an autistic blaze of fire making 9/11 look like a firecracker in a teapot

>>38864024
>I wanna invent something
like a cock cage?

>>38863897
>It's another whiny millennial thread

>>38863897
you now live in a time where all those things from the mid 200's exist free and on demand. Why not be happy about that anon?

>>38863949
*mid 2000's although you could probably find shit from the mid 200's

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>>38863891
>shawty found the speedball

>>38863891
https://youtu.be/2Z52RMyGVYU

>>38863891
>daddy drank from the doo-doo disposal

>>38863878
What time is it where you live when you make this thread? It's 4am for me so it's very strange

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>>38863882
*taps sign firmly*

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>>38863878
Currently suppin on a nice coffee now lad

>gay
>21
>Azerbaijan
>I look gay
>being gay together
>being gay, interested in the gays
>not being gay
>being gay

Female
Above 18 below 50
Anywhere as long as they want to be with me. Any race.
Any build
The perfect day is a day spent with her
Anime, video games, drawing
Smoking
Them wanting to be with me

Wheres my gf?

>>38863875
>because that's how it works
yeah right

You're all of it, don't get ahead of yourself though because it's an unconscious existance beyond the bits you already know.

Think about it, where did you begin?

>>38863853
a human being, with strengths and weaknesses, emotions, and potential?

>>38863853
lemme guess that "art" is something to do with the pain and suffering trying to patch yourself together to make yourself whole again but your efforts fail and you become so weak you can't even fix yourself or stop the impending critical failure in which you will not be able to recover from.

some deep shit that really isn't deep or impressive it's generic normie think trying to seem deep and impressive

youre just one of us, is all

>>38863845
You're probably autistic. Get diagnosed, so you can use it as an excuse. People will stop getting mad at you.

>>38863845
>what's wrong with me?
you used the word lingo...