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>>37519576
Fuck you,
Tormenting me like this.

I wanna be the housewife (male)
not that roastie bitch >:(

>>37519576
You guys really no nothing if you think getting in a bath with another person is in anyway enjoyable. If you have a big bath sure but other than that it's annoying as fuck, having a shower with someone is okay but that's about it.

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STOP MAKING THESE THREADS
STOP IT NOW

I am not here to indulge your fetish

>>37519557
Someone punches you in the clitoris extremely hard. You don't need to pretend to be a women to ask these quest anon.

describe getting a child
there u go

I'd have to live off my savings for the rest of my life.

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>>37519554
ah whatever who cares I had some whore over here and she was asking dumb questions like why I have anime girls on my desktop and anime girls on my cups and anime girls on my desktop

>>37519554
"Well, that's not surprising, you never shut up about Korean girls."

>>37519450
>before he broke up with me
Quick fix

>>37519450
Why did you breakup/lose contact?

>>37519450
You told me a friend of your father's stuck his peepee halfway into your cunny when you were 13 but that doesn't count well guess what it does count you USED UP ROASTIE

>gets memes from plebbit

>>37519388

What's wrong with reddit I am originally asking you this?

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>>37519308
here is my best meme you can have it for three

>>37519300
>Implying you don't use social media
What are you doing on 4chan then you retard?

>>37519351

>4chan is social media

hahahahahahhhahahhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so funny youre wrong faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>37519351
Good news for OP is that he's not nearly as autistic as you are, playing the semantics game.

He obviously meant any personal account based social media, you turbo faggot.

Didn't make me do one.

What captcha anon?

i didnt do one...

>>37519202
If you had to ask, then no.

3 did for me anon

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>>37519202
Hahahahah... Oh, you're serious?

If you diddnt drop out you can stil be a robot but people who droped out are generaly robots

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>>37519158
> Pick the easiest degree you can find, then learn all of it online.
Clarifying that this means to pick an easy degree, then to learn programming online

>I want to take finance/econ/some other BBA
Do this if you have godlike social skills because nepotism is the only way to get a job. Start mooching off your professors right away, then TAs, then your employer (you are working part time as a bank teller or something right?).

>I want to be an artist
You realize you can draw terrible gay furry porn and make 4k a month off patreon without a degree right? Art degrees exist largely to help you get 1-on-1 help with technique and portfolio building. If you can learn it yourself and understand what makes a good portfolio, just work on patreon until you can get a job where you want.

>I want to be an ENGINEER!
Engineering is a big buzzword on a resume. You come out with an honors program and you can usually get jobs.... outside of your field of study. Actual engineering jobs will want you to have relevant experience, but non-engineering jobs won't care since they see engineering as a "smart person diploma" and will bring you in for problem solving. It's fine if you can handle the workload. Chemical, nuclear, and architectural are all good. You can also usually get the military of your country to pay for this degree if you don't mind being a slave.

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>>37519281
>I am learning for HIGHER PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE

Real talk, don't. You can read any book you want from home, on your lunch break at Wal-Mart, or wherever. And usually for free. You are going to university not to learn, but to get a degree. Sadly, having a degree has become a minimum standard for employment.

An example of this is an old gentleman who I knew. He worked as a flexo printing technician and then manager for 35 years at a large company. Knew his shit inside out, had gone to international conferences on his trade, well known to many people with many certifications. He decided he wanted to move somewhere else if he could, so tried applying to many jobs around the country. Rejected from all of them.

The reason was that despite his experience, his reputation, his stellar career history, he could not get past HR's desk because he started doing this work right out of highschool and had nothing more than a GED. They wanted an engineer and were picking people far less qualified than him over his experience and up to date industry knowledge.

This is why you get a degree.

If you have questions on any particular field I can give you some honest advice about your odds. Other than that, share stories about your field for other people to get a realistic look at what they are signing up for.

>>37519150
Bukkake is hot watch but imagine how awful it must be taking part, you stand there for 10 minutes jacking off next to other men then get your turn to waddle over and cum on her then you get dressed and leave.

>>37519187

I don't jerk off pretending I'm contributing to the bukkake, silly. I pretend I'm the one receiving it, duh!

>>37519150
There's not enough pirate mates for it yet, that's why.

>>37519144
All the time anon,
All the time.
But that's the fun part about life ain't it?
I'd rather die with a life of adventure then the live i'm living now desu, I'll just rot until my last day without anyone even remembering me.

>>37519144
Why the hell would your dad yell that shit

Around ______ never _____!

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bomp this original content

>>37519145
>>37519107
fuck you roastie cunt stop catfishing orbiters

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Originally bump'd

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>Park the car at the side of the road
>You should know
>Time's tide will smother you
>And I will too
>When you laugh about people who feel so very lonely
>Their only desire is to die
>Well, I'm afraid
>It doesn't make me smile
>I wish I could laugh

>But that joke isn't funny anymore
>It's too close to home
>And it's too near the bone
>It's too close to home
>And it's too near the bone
>More than you'll ever know

the smiths aren't an originaljudo band it seems

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>>37519000
Nice digits

PURPLE SEX, MOLLY PURPLE SEX
AAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA

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>>37519000
WHEN YOU CALL MY NAME
IT'S LIKE A LITTLE PRAYER
I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES
I WANT TO TAKE YOU THERE

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>Time taking time, it's taken mine
>Scenes of my life seem so unkind
>Time chasing time creeps up behind
>I can't run forever, and time waits for no one

it's just due to context, because I'd listen to this many years ago when feeling sad. Absolutely nothing has changed for the better

Bumporginaladala

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>>37518984
>I LOOOVEEEE YOOU JEESUUUS CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>he wants women and niggers to have rights

No I don't.

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>it's another racist on /r9k/ episode

/r9k/ has the highest percentage of blacks of any board. when will you white normies leave us alone

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All slavery did was bring nig nogs here and give a bunch of jews money.