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>tfw you dress like a girl and life is noticeably better
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PLEASE be my girlfriend(male).
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>>36091998
Do you like feminine penis?
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>>36091958
I'm too fat and masculine to dress like a girl and not look stupid. R.I.P my dream. Type F to pay respects.
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>it's another episode of Chad takes home the cute nerdy looking girl
REEEE AS A NORMIE I GET SO FUCKING TRIGGERED BY THIS
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>>36091955
>nerdy looking girl
emphasis on 'looking'
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>>36091955
>implying that isn't just a slut with glasses
>implying most "cute and nerdy" looking girls weren't the same obnoxious cunts from literature classes who'd spend three paragraphs describing a pencil or a ball or some other inane and irrelevant object so that they'd seem artsy
>also implying that girls who intentionally dress "cute and nerdy" aren't attempting to crate an intellectual visage
>implying that girls who don't self-identify as intellectuals aren't more likely to be "sex-positive" feminists
The only girls worth dating are non-black ethnic minorities (Indians, some Asians, some Latinas, etc) who haven't yet had the opportunity to be culturally spoiled by the sexual revolution.
Find a white woman over the age of 20 who's still a virgin and you've either found a nutter or a religious zealot.
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>>36092043
Well of course, why would anyone want a real nerdy boring grill?
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>father has cancer
>life expectancy unknown but 5 year survival rate if it spreads is 15%
>don't even feel bad
>don't even feel sad
>don't even feel anything
Am I a bad person? We were never close.
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>>36091942
Schizoid? ASPD?
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>>36091972
No. Just a tenuous relationship with my father.
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>>36092009
Boring.
original
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>going to the ATM to take out your NEET bux
>this Jew Mick goblin slaps you on the ass and tells you to hurry up
wat do?
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>>36091896
withdraw everything from my bank acount and kindly hand it to her.
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Spin around screeching at maximum volume, arms flaying randomly through the air at high speeds. Before it can react, my right arm slams into its jaw, causing dislocation and psychological damage. It begins to collapse as my second arm, aimed lower, slams into its neck, causing a vivid snapping sound. A loud gurgle can be heard from its throat and its eyes are wide with terror. "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" I scream. There is no reponse from the lifeless mass on the ground. I turn and swiftly waddle out of the bank to my awaiting scooter and flee the scene.
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>>36091896
Wait until shes 18 and put her in a BLACKED video
Have you ever had a CT scan? Do you think that they cause cancer?
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>>36091832
>x-ray cause cancer
wow...how could i know this?its not like they are teaching this in school!!!
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>>36091832
>put on this alien machine brings to earth
>scared to contract claustrophobia
Fuckin scary.
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>>36091832
The radiation that CT machines emit causes cancer, no shit.
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>There is no place left on Earth mankind has not already destroyed
>Even the deep sea has garbage and the Amazon is tore up for mining and farmland
Why won't the humans just LEEEEEAVE!?!?!
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The universe is so big it doesn't matter what happens to Earth and its inhabitants.
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>>36091818
And go where?
Orioloolo
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>>36091818
because the ocean and Amazon suck lol
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Okay, my fellow virgins, I'm reaching a new low.
I'm going to buy a fleshlight.
I live with my mother and I just said fuck it and told her, she understands my needs and is okay with it, I won't have to hide it or use it in stealth mode.
Now...
Which one of these things do I buy? There are a shitload of these things, which one is the closest to the real thing? That's what counts to me, not what feels the best. The simple whatever it's called, standard pink one? I will need to buy lube as well right?
Help me.
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>>36091769
bad dragon is all you need
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>>36091769
I was there anon
You think it will give you an extreme satisfaction but it is shit desu
I used it twice after that I went back to my hands, they are more comfy, and they provide me a much better feeling
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>>36092148
I'm going to see for myself, I have money to burn.
I need something to fuck. Badly. My hand isn't doing it anymore. I heard this is the closest thing.
Now then, I repeat, which one is supposedly the closest to the real thing and what else do I need to buy/know?
HELP ME.
>robots hate sluts and act like they're toxic scum
>robots want gf but are toxic manchildren
Why not just chill on your addiction to women, anon?
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>>36091753
But I don't want a gf in the first place, anon.
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>>36091753
>Implying men who look like that aren't useless whores too
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>>36091772
this t b h
very original commeeeeeent
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Weird shit you did as a kid/still do
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>used to sleep fully clothed
>sometimes even with my shoes on
>went days without changing anything but my shirt so maybe people wouldn't notice
>slept on the floor most of the time rather than on my bed
>at hotdogs with peanut butter (still do)
>jerked off in class more than once, never was called out though i knew that people noticed
>talked to myself under my breath at school and in public
people probably thought I was a school shooter
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>used to spit on my coloured pencils then draw on myself with them. In class.
>would lean over my desk and shake the dandruff out of my hair, then pick the dandruff up and eat it. Also while in class.
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>>36091745
I have hypersensitivity so I'm not sure if this is why I do this but...
>Rub single thick hair inbetween index finger and thumb
Also, hotdogs with peanut butter is great. Try corndogs with peanut butter crackers, that shit is fucking amazing.
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>used to just jump in random lakes and start swimming.
>would constantly sit on the roof
>had a sword that did go in the woods with and hit trees for literal hours.
I was 10 - 13
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A diva is a female version of a hustler
Of a hustler
Yer baby of a hustler
>MEN BTFO
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>>36091718
Sage I all fields
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>>36091718
Sage your thread. I hope robots will follow my act.
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>>36091751
Why are you faggots so weak as to care?
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Did you know?
There are no Wal-Marts in Syria. Only Targets
Murica
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>>36091678
thanks for making my work day that much more enjoyable : ' )
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Do you know the difference between an orphanage and an ISIS training camp?
Neither do the Russians
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>>36092202
I needed this today
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today i had a day dream of me having a child, made me tear up from happiness.
but then i got depressed and sad for spawning an innocent creature into this world.
but then i realized i'm just day dreaming.
should we really procreate? it kinda feels selfish.
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Having children in general is a selfish act.
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your only purpose as a living entity is to have children
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>>36092209
there is no purpose
also stupid fucking "comment not original" shit
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what's your favourite meme?
this is probably mine. the irony is so good, the expression so appropriate and overall it is so reletable.
It never fails to give me feels and a mental laugh.
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/mu/mor is god tier my man
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>>36091673
Assburger man is pretty ebin
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>>36091673
For me it's gotta be the gondola.
Are jobs hard? i applied to costco as a stocker and maybe ill get it but im a little nervous because are most jobs like slave drivers?
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Minimum wage jobs, unless you work in a restaurant, are easy. Especially working in a grocery store or retail.
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>>36091668
Easy but very repetitive and boring. Stock is better than cashier though, less social contact and less mind numbingly boring.
T. Got fired from a cashier job 6 months ago
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>>36091668
depends if you're unloading crates of stock that get delivered. it's not good on your back.
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What do you have to look forward to robots? I didn't have anything until this morning, when I bought Tool tickets. Going to go see them in June with my dad. They are my favorite band and are the only one I would pay a decent amount of money to see; this'll be my 3rd time seeing them in concert
>mfw
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Dying, as usual
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Oh shit, tool is touring? Thanks for the heads up. I'm looking forward to quitting my job in a few days. I need to be a huge asshole to some people before I do it tho
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>April 8th: watching a UFC fight with a friend at his friend's house, free food and drinks
>April 9th: might get high, going to meet a kid from a group I was involved with in university for lunch
>April 19-23: home alone, mommy is gone!
>May 8th: flying to Ecuador and staying until the 23rd
>June 26th: Flying to Mexico
>July 18: flying from Mexico to New York City
>July 21: flying from New York City to Tanzania
Not sure after that. I think I'm going to travel with a friend who's wrapping up his Peace Corps service in Tanzania to the Congo, Uganda, Rwanda, Ethiopia, and Egypt, over the course of about a month. After that I'll go to India for the eighth time, to spend some time in the countryside and further improve my Hindi.
I'm 23 and also really excited to take classes in university again when I'm back in January. I have three semesters to go before I get my degree and can't wait to finish, even if I'll be 25, kek.