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>>35345838
Not really furry girls are better anyway.

>>35345838
There is no doubt in my mind that I am more attractive than someone that thinks this is significant enough to screenshot.

>>35345838
i still have absolutely no fucking idea about what "netflix and chill" actually means

someone please translate normiespeak for me

Best handheld IMO next to the Gameboy Advance

I remember being 11 and wanting the gizmondo Lel

>>35345807
I liked it but never bothered getting a Vita. Can't really enjoy handhelds anymore.

>>35345744
>uncut
Not a robot. Be gone

>>35345764
that's not me you dunce

>>35345812
Well this dunce with the 8" bebis is leaving now

>>35345543
inb4 smegma

>>35345543
>type "niggers"
>"Try a different name."

Dropped.

>>35345585
Be more creative: I believe in you

hello tanner

>>35345332
Hello Tanner, welcome to your board

Tanner if there's anything I can do for ya just holler at me

we're here to serve your board

why would anyone want to live in that shit hole is beyond me

>>35345225
There's no opprotunity in my small town

poor people generally have to share a small shitty apartment and deal with a long commute, it's the only way to live there as like a dishwasher or something

>>35345174
like fucking without a condom but tighter

>>35345183
So bjs feel tighter than fucking a vag?

>>35345202
unless shes a fucking virgin or you got a huge dick

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You wanna watch some anime?

>>35345149
stopped watching last september, I watched all the good moe already desu

>>35345112

>not sure if im just a dumb kid

You are. But I mean that in the nicest way possible. You know what idea what I would have given to have someone that loved me at your like that at your age. My late teens were a bunch of risky hookups with guys that abused me, and the drugs and alcohol I used to numb the pain.

Be thankful that you have something and just relax. If you start to smother the poor guy with your neediness, he'll likely dump you. my two cents.

>>35344555
Very origami

>>35344972
What do you like? I like making people happy and might as well make a friend.

>>35345011
I don't live in the US. Look at my broken grammar.

>>35345029
Anime or manga, Soccer and Monstercat.

Me honestly, like you said its not even enjoyable anymore. I smoke atleast 2-3x a day after smoking for 5yrs. and also like you said I starting to hate it because its making me into a social retard. I'm happy cause my rec expires in may and I have no urge to renew it and that's good cause my rec is my main source of getting weed, once it goes it'll slowly ebb its way out my system and if all else fails I have a detox drink to nuke my body back to normal.

thinking about quitting or at least taking an extended break as well, sitting around doing nothing has gotten old and i'm tired of chasing the high when it's not the same as the old days. if i was smoking with friends it'd be different but the solo stoner couch potato act gets warn out

>>35344863
Exactly, its like I'm trying to recapture some past glory of my teenage years when things were still fun and I had hope for my future.

But now I'm in my mid 20s, moved back into my parents house a couple years ago, and can see my old friends struggling with life. It really just makes me depressed now, and also very anxious for myself. I still like it, and I really wanna smoke right now, but I don't want to go through the interaction of getting it. Also the hanging out with the stoner circle routine, doing the same shit, cracking the same jokes, not hanging out with anyone else or doing anything social just got to me. I really only did it for the physical effects, like how it made me enjoy food and be able to fall asleep easier.

I think I just need some time off to get my shit together. Maybe sometime in the future when I feel better about things overall then I'll go back to it, but who the fuck knows? Maybe nothing will change so I'll just end up smoking in not too long. Either way it fucking sucks.

If you're truly incapable of taking care of them yourself the shelter really should have taken them in. I guess you can leave them in carriers at your local shelter about 1 hour before it opens? that way they'll be forced to care for them

Give them away on eBay, and also I hope they'll see though your plans and cut your throat while you're asleep.

>>35344353
Love the Cades and they will be your silent protectors from bad spirits

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Same, but with a boner also.

>>35344273
I'm afraid to ask for the story on this one.

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>>35344295
>brown
>killed horrifically
>no hijab
Almost always Cartels.
Thank god for those kooky, drug lovin' spics.

Yes anon we know your childhood was the peak of your life

>everyone says the best times of your life are in high school, college, or retirement
>the best times of my life were in elementary school

good to know I reached my peak when I was a little kid.

>>35344100
this, I peaked in late elementary and early middle school, feels awful knowing I'll never be able to attain the quality of life I had as a fucking 11 year old.

>>35344039
no. anime isn't real.

>>35344039
no, but ya might be a ephebophile
don't worry though, it's perfectly normal.

No, teenagers are too old. Pedophiles prefer girls without boobs.

American Football. I mean, I've never had a girlfriend but it still makes me feel. Aside from the lyrics the instruments and math rock time scales are so nice.

>>35344020
Yeah they actually are pretty good.

Modern Baseball is sort of the same kind of shit, the new stuff they are putting out is so-so though.

>albums
>not just getting your fifty gigs of *obscure genre* from youtube mixes and playlists