Tripping balls edition
>>37918484
Lads I have a couple of tabs of lsd that I've had in a pill box for a couple of months. Guessing they're useless now?
PAKIS OUT NOW
not original
Anyone got that video of Ebin going for a run?
>man enough to catch venomous snakes with my bear hands
>too scared to talk to girls
a snake will end your life and all your problems
a girl will ruin your life and multiply your problems
you fear the only frightening thing
>>37918541
fucking /thread
gj m8
>catches venomous snakes
>wants to catch venomous humans now
OP is a daredevil living life on the edge.
>me
>17-24 fucked 41 girls
>now 26
>shut in loser
>enjoy getting comfy on r9k
>going out seems like a chore and waste of money
ultimately, im having a hard time deciding if i TRULY care or if i used to do everything out of peer pressure. furthermore, i wonder if my abstaining from a social life from here on out will have dire consequences as i get towards my 40's-50's
>>37918403
Literally humble bragging. Wow bro you're so deep such an outcast the world isn't good enough for you you're a true robot bro.
Is that what you wanted to hear? Well none of it's true. Get the fuck out here and never post again.
>>37918439
wrong pal. i'm literally admitting im a loser. I want someone to offer a different perspective. all those experiences were fleeting and ephemeral. now im staring down the rest of my life
>>37918439
The rage bro
>losing weight
>Counting calories with my electronic food scale
>it's melting off
>tfw eating nothing but oats,broccoli,chicken breast, and green drinks
>tastes like shit
>tfw everyone in my house is eating yummy food and I'm eating cardboard and dirt
>>37918348
go ahead anon, eat the cheesecake, eat the appetizers, eat the morsels
just this once wont hurt
You don't have to have such a drastic diet. Most fat people have 1 or 2 items they overindulge in. Usually, it's soda. For me, it was pasta. Cutting pasta out helped immensely.
Work out/exercise more. That way you can eat more calories and still lose weight
Name something Normies will never understand
True, genuine loneliness, Steve!
>>37918261
Ostracization
My wife's ass, Steve!
What are some comfy games for us robots?
Recommend some odd, weird, non-rage inducing games in here and how you feel about them.
>pic related, Kona
Bumperino, c'mon guys you got nothing better to do anyway.
>>37918235
>Conker's bad fur day
It's comfy, fun, and just a great game to play. Actually most of Rare's old games are top tier comfy when i think about it.
Cities: Skylines
I spend most of my time just following commuters around.
I'm finally doing it, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
I don't think I've ever been this tranquil, my suffering is almost done
What's your method?
Aspirin? Benedryl?
>>37918186
Mind telling us why?
>>37918219
What's stopping me from violating my loli sister? There's been sexual tension between us since she was born. Should I get it over with?
>mom is being drunk again
>>37918181
Go spend some time with her and make sure she doesn't hurt herself again
She's passed out. Post ending in dubs decides what I put in her ass.
>>37918295
Your tongue
original
The only thing that avoids me is the thing I want most
Everything comes easy to me but one.
Knowledge and skills are easy for me to pick up and have allowed me to get a very high paying job.
I drive an expensive fancy car and have plenty of money.
I lost weight and thought I was the most attractive I've been.
I have sat in the basement for 6+ years and now as I approach age 23 I don't think theres a way out.
I cannot get the girls I want.
I made a tinder and I don't have a match after a week.
I am crushed. This was all I worked for and I had built up courage for over a year. I painstakingly took hundreds of photos and parsed through them for hundreds of hours all to pick just 4.
There is nothing here for me now. Today I drove around lost and damned in my expensive car, a true Elliot Rodger. I don't even have autism, I can make eye contact, and I thought I wasn't ugly. Where else to meet the girls I want? I am somewhat picky when swiping on tinder but I swiped right on at least 100, and not one match. There is no escape from my robot life. I thought I could break out of my mold. I can't
I failed and I have retreated back into the basement deep into the dark
This is the end
feel with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYrDrv1bLwc
not even r9k wants me
sheesh i cant catch a break
time to find god
OP, we all know that feel. The dating system is massively biased in favor of women. Just compare the amount of messages the 10/10 male model got in relation to the average or even ugly girl. It is staggering.
Do you get as much pleasure putting it in someone as the person receiving?
>>37918124
Whats up with that dick
origami
>>37918148
>2017
>not knowing what a healthy penis looks like
>>37918176
Healthy penises dont look like that
What kind of TV shows and or Anime does /r9k/ watch?
mee:
>naruto
>One Punch man
>The office
>>37918114
>boku no hero academia
>Jojos occasionally
>Silicon Valley Master race
>any of Studio Triggers flagships, LWA, KLK, etc
>mob psycho 100 (if u love one punch you'd like this)
>Space Dandy, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo
Currently watching Alice & Zoroku
>>37918114
Also konosuba and watamote were oaky if ur into that kind of thing
Monster,hellsing ultimate,archer,ugly americans,always sunny in Philadelphia,both uk and us "the office" and scrubs.
Haha, good one Gajodhar. You always know how make the lads laugh.
>>37918075
Gajodhar is always suck a card.
Gajodhar ~ROCKS
the comedic genius
who else can't wait to blow their brains out
reporting in!
origi
I can wait, that's why I haven't done it yet.
Unfortunately for me I enjoy jerking off and posting too much to want to end it based on environmental factors alone.
I find it appropriate the hottest cheerleader is at the top of the pile like the clouds of heaven are dividing for her in a ray of light.
>>37918030
why is only one of these girls conventionally attractive to me?borderline asexual reporting, ama
>dog likes to hump people
>get really horny
>let dog fuck me naked
>didn't realize dogs take like 15 minutes to cum
>mom comes home from shopping and finds me
She scheduled an appointment with a therapist a few hours ago. I don't know what to do, I feel like killing myself.
>>37918026
say the dog raped u
>>37918026
fuck that's hot. tell me more anon. I've always wanted to be on the giving end to an animal...
>>37918026
Every single one of these bait posts starts with a Megumin picture. Every single one. It's the same faggot telling triggering stories about his "family" so he can larp.
Is gay teenage love, the purest form of love?
>>>/u/
come visit
>>37918010
If yuri or yaoi. Yes.
Originally go back to >>>/lgbt/, fudgepacker.