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Is being a girl an excuse to act retarded all the time? Why do they feel this way then?
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Pretty girls can get away with stupidity because guys don't want to hurt their chances at the fucc by telling them they're idiots.
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>>35399092
Being childlike is a survival mechanism. Men will want to protect you, you will always be seen as the cute innocent party. Free to do whatever without consequences
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>>35399092
Imagine it from their point of view
>get treated like a princess in childhood, doing cute things is rewarded
>as you grow older males get interested in you and start doing everything you want
>people help you and smother you in compliments
>so even if you act like a retard people will see it as cute.
>You now can act as you please.
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>In under 3 years, it's going to be 2020
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>the original /r9k/ turns 10 years old in 3 years
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GOOD. The 2010s were a shit decade.
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>>35399189
They sure were.
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Why do you think we're here? Not here as in /r9k/, but in more broad terms.
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>>35398901
ew, get away from me creep. rape. RAPE!!
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One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
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>tfw you're a product of someone's shitty dream
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>check online for job
>says no experience required, we will train you
>send application and they call me back for interview
>I check with them to confirm, is it okay to not have experience and they said it's okay.
>I meet up for interview
>first thing the guy brings up is the fact I don't have experience and how that might be a problem
WTF IS WRONG WITH NORMIES?
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>>35398541
Lesson learned. If its too good to be true. Then its too good to be true.
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>>35398627
why bother interviewing me if you know I won't be hired?
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>>35398541
>applied for apprenticeship in UK
>go for interview
>need 3 years of experience
k.
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who here /pepemaker/?
Pic related, fresh OC
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>>35398452
Is there anything sexier than a great magician? Those guys must fucking slay.
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>>35398484
Oh yes, Pepe slays. Pepe slayswojaka whole lot.
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>>35398452
>Pic related, fresh OC
Exellent.
>who here /pepemaker/?
I am not good at it but I try. Picture related.
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AYO @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!
Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if
Oakie doke!
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>>35398431
miike drop xD
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These threads are offensive to african americans.
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>>35398431
Thanks /pol/ you can go now
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Ausbots Roll Out!
>age
>sex
>location
>contact info
>general chat
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>>35398402
>>age
19
>>sex
male unfortunately
>>location
north QLD
>>contact info
available on request
>>general chat
Wouldn't mind a friend of either gender to maybe do something with every now and then.
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>28
>M
>MeltBurn, Victoria it's so fucking HOT
>nil
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>>35398402
> 19
> Nope
> W.A
> I don't feel safe
> Friends would be nice, or someone to carry me in Overwatch
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Should all black people in America and Europe be sent back to Africa?
I want to see how long they can survive without the foreign aid and the technology that the white devil has invented.
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>>35398148
>people are this insecure and childish
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>>35398148
>this is the state of nazism in 2017
How will the left survive
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>>35398148
>t. white boy who got a taste of jamals right hand knuckles every day in school and who's oneitis ignored him for a black guy
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Why is every man 5'8"?
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Wut? They're not.
t. 5'7" man
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>>35398050
Average height is average.
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>>35398050
>Why is every man 5'8"?
Isnt it average height in burgerland?
t. 6'4
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>black out in the house
>had nothing to do
>had the brilliant idea to open the ex gf memories box
When those feels will go away? Please say it will be soon
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>>35397993
>the ex gf memory box
You're fucked, son.
The feels go away when you purge the memory and move on.
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>>35398019
Its the first time I opened it since the breakup, which was about 40 days ago
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>>35398032
Damn son. I've been getting over my ex for like 4 years before finally working up the balls to ask my current oneitis out last night. Thankfully it paid off and I've successfully purged the memory (Fuck you Oona) but it's definitely a painful process. Most you can do is move along.
Ritual burning of the box is the only way to go.
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My parents adopted a cat 6 months ago and have paid $1,700 on it for varfous vaccinations and medical things.
Yet somehow giving me $1,000 for a car to help me not be a NEET anymore is somehow out of the question.
I don't get it
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>>35397917
It's not complicated, they love the cat more than you.
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>>35397958
hahahhhauehauehuaheuahahhahhauehauehauheuah WELL MEME#D MY AMIGO
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>>35397962
He's right tho
The cat contributes more to them then your lazy NEET ass
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If you won the lottery tomorrow, would you let your family and loves ones know?
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>>35397753
Eventually after the lawyers and conrete plans
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>>35397753
They'll know eventually anyway
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>>35397753
id never let on how much id won
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You receive an unmarked VHS tape and a VCR in the mail.
The packing slip has been ripped from the box so you have no idea who sent it to you now.
What will you do?
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>>35397687
>try to figure out how to connect hdmi cord
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>>35397687
I'm not sure if my TV is still compatible with VCRs.
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Make some soup, dump the VHS tape in it and call it sopa de VIDEO eh?
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>finally lost my virginity
>regret it
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>In love with a woman
>She has a kid older than me and has been married for 28 years
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>>35397651
Prostitute? Got your bp pounded? Explain yourself normie
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>>35397701
i sodomized a mentally ill trap
i'm just regretting my whole life and the society that enabled this, i hope they publicly execute me as an example on the day of the fucking rope
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Why does he look so smug?
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>>35398222
Who looks smug anon?
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>>35398222
He?
xoxoxoxoxoxo