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Lmao. Funny how short guys will put themselves and others down, creating a self fulfilling prophecy. You all will never get a girl because you don't want to get a girl. Keep blaming you height all you want. It doesn't change the fact that there are 5'9 guys out there picking up girls at bars and at the gym. It doesn't change the fact that plenty of 5'8 and 5'7 guys have been in multiple relationships.

Waiting for the day when someone rejects me to my face and cites my height as the reason.

Being a manlet definitely has negative affects on my life, but not many immediate negative affects.

>>37501471
People's experiences compact themselves differently, you may be on this board and be 5' 8" and it have nothing to do with your height. For others several conditions they were under synergised with byproducts of them growing up short etc and had a profound mental impact to them.

It's not as simple as luv urself

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*hisses originally*

>>37500879
I have a big dick, or at least, the girls I'm with say I do. I'd have to stretch one girl out with my fingers for a while before sex with her. I don't know if she just had a tiny pussy, but even with extra lube, every time we fucked she said sex hurt like hell for a few minutes until she got used to it.

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>implying you can handle Tyrone

>>37500772
>falling for the college meme
lmao what dumb whore, I pay 80 max for your roastie pussy.

>>37500810
I'm still desperate, I might go as high as $120

tell me OP, what was going through your mind as you wrote this out, thinking of what to type, what would've worked best your post and also as you clicked the captcha and proceeded to post this awful shit?

I'm so intrigued

>>37500766
why do UK girls look like goblins

poor guy :(

Can't even commute to work without some bitch making fun of him in front of all her friends and the whole train. Leave this guy alone jeez

>>37500766
define exploit
and also: escalate and be really loud, like start singing some anime song

>>37500759
>drink cough syrup to get high
>get pissy because they gyp you

>>37500759
you dont ask for "DXM" you retard. its not "DXM" its "cought syrup" you have to find the right kind in the store yourself.

>>37500759
Huff some paint, I heard that'll get you gnarly and groovy, dude

Why? Do you want to be a zombie?

>>37500651

fuck off normie

oreos

i smoked crack before. expect a huge euphoric rush, followed by an intense, but short-lived high, ending with a bad crash.

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>>37500619
>you will never be Hanz

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>you will always be you

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>be black
>5'7"
>irish jew nose
>long eyelashes
>so soft spoken I can be in a mildly quiet room with a few conversations ongoing, shout and no one will hear me.

why

I like girls anon

I'm still in the shy phase

>>37500413
>I like girls anon
get over it
your ass is meant to make boys happy

>>37500413

But it's better to be the girl.

>>37500392
I have been blessed with a will power of solid iron. i just have to learn to apply it to different things (love life being my new venture).
I quit drinking in 1 day after being an alcoholic for seven years. If something try's to scare me, i run at it with twice the speed that it approaches. i was just born that way i guess.

>>37500392
Basically whatever I do that troubles me or I have doubts about, I brainwash myself that doing it is
>easy
>worth it
>right
And take responsibility for myself. Like I'll go running and it really hurts, but I just bargain and say stuff like
>I'm more than half way
>This was easy last week
>Next week will be harder and I need to prepare

It's really hard to do without self esteem but it's sort of what you're supposed to hang your self esteem on.
Took me years of baby steps to build up and to be honest I don't think I'm anywhere near done.

And I enjoy staging little tests for myself. I have a big tube of jellybeans from Christmas I keep in my room that I've forbade myself from touching.

Its mental.

I used to be a lazy sack of shit. Would wake up at 4-6 pm everyday play vidya and smoke weed, ramsack the pantry and take my moms credit card to get food I was so low

One day my mom died. I had to learn to get it by myself. No one was ever going to look after me like my mom did. I was a ungrateful fuck, and it wasn't until I lost her that I woke up. I changed that day. I decided to incorporate gratefulness, and a routine to everyday. Developing a routine as small as making your bed, brushing your teeth, etc builds discipline. I decided to wake up at 7 no matter what time I went to sleep the night before, it got my sleep pattern regulated. I decided to cut all the bullshit out my diet and lift. The hard part is getting up to do something, once you're done with a task, you start to see how easy it was, and how you were just lazy to do it.

Literally tell yourself "just do it" and then follow through. Believe me, you can build discipline.

Me too man. I'm 29. What do we do about this.

>>37500311
>tfw closer to 30 everyday yet still a degenerate alcoholic who drinks his own vomit

I'm nearly 35, bro. I actually remember still having my last shred of optimism when I was 30.

Now I'm just waiting until the day comes when I finally end it all.

>>37500237
Yes, yes, yes, yes, maybe sometimes.
I dont have many people around that share my feels and experiences. This is supposed to be that place in theory.

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>>37500237
Because I get lonely and I'm friendless.

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>>37500237
Because triggering normalfags is the most satisfying thing ever.

>>37500118
It's simple. It's all Mods and Hiromooshit Nagasaki 's fault.

>>37500118
and that's good
imagine if /pol/ stops being cancerous in its discussion and attracting retards - it will get even better

the slower the better

also
>less posters
fewer

>>37500118
Not if we convert semi-awkward teens into full-blown robots and cyborgs now. I started going on here regularly last august, a few months after I turned 18, so there are new, young people assimilating into this unfortunate culture

How about stop having children when you are starving and can't even feed yourself?

>>37500301
funny enough, this is sorta like those facebook captures you see from time to time around here about normans complaining about a month without fucking or w/e

except these populations have a mean IQ rather low so its probably a bit less abstract and more "wtf u mean i cant fuk raw?"

>>37500074
>raid research vessel off the coast of somaliland
>got my shoes on and my best clothes
>this is my chance to lose my virginity to a white qt like the girls in american movies
>mumbutu gets first rape AGAIN
>tfw no gf

I love you to
81739272$9119 original

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>>37499884

For sure honey-baby-doll

I love you too, come move in with me.

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>>37499906
>>37499917

Pic related is your future

It's not the females it's the fucking orbiters on this board. They need to bam the words "fembot" or "femanon". It's even came to the point where faggots asume/hope you're a girl. Before when we were a bunch of women hating faggots it was good.

>>37499705
it doesn't matter that you weren't born female, you are still valuable <3

>>37499927
most of /r9k/ has been replaced by people that have arrived in the last 5-8 month that are mostly 17-20ish, and are particularly normies, who think we are all being ironic and hyperbolic