What do you robots think about reddit ?
>>36525359
It's a really funny place
>>36525359
All opinions I have comes from reddit-4channer who post here.
I don't think about reddit, seems like a watered down 4chan.
Me:
>Had breakfast with mom.
>Brought 2 new novels for my kindle.
>Went to uni, studied in class, climbed to the top of the building and took some pics.
>Went back home, did uni homework, studied a bit more.
>Went to the gym for an hour.
>Dinner in bed watching anime.
Your turn.
>>36525348
>wake up
>browse 4chan
>think about getting up
>keep browsing 4chan
>>36525348
>posting on r9k all day
>having a wonderful time
>saw this thread
>got immediate cancer
>had to tell you
thanks faggot
>>36525390
Why did my amazing thread made you all disgusted anon?
Can I kill myself by using an extension cord as a noose?
My mind is set on this, don't reply if you don't have substantial information.
I have a sturdy enough place to hang myself from, but I don't have an actual rope.
How much do you weigh? When I was a teenager, I tried to hang myself with a shitty cord, but the fucker snapped when I kicked the chair over.
I was like 120 lbs at the time, so it was probably the shitty extension cord. Either way I recommend a rope.
>>36525341
Yes you can
But you should post a pic of that extension
And where are you planning to hang?
>>36525341
Tie it to the sturdy place and hang yourself from it and see if it holds. It's really not that hard.You can hold on to it with your hands or tie it to your belt if you didn't realize.
>used to be the "funny friend"
>depression
>not funny anymore
>not a friend anymore
>cannot hold a conversation with anyone about anything
>have no personality anymore
I fucked up
>>36525269
I'm sorry desu
Ironically, my humor stems from my depression. You'll get better senpai
I have the same problem, clever things don't flow out like they used to
This has been happening to me too. Doesn't help I told some friends I'm dealing with depression and feel isolated too since they stopped talking to me afterwards. Wish someone cared about me for once it hurts feeling alone.
all i want is to cuddle with a qt fat girl
the shitty thing about dating a fat girl is dealing with their low (usually) self confidence. It is so annoying, you might think that your confidence is low and you're a beta male but a beta female is naggier and harder to deal with.
>half the day contemplating how and when to fuck her
>"I am ugly, you do not find me sexy.If you now sleep with me, you'll only do it to appease me"
...everytime
I'd have to agree OP
I want to cuddle with a cute fat girl too
*blocks ur path*
oh hey anon, just sitting here
girlfrend asking for name
>>36525215
"timmythick"
>>36525167
Get in my bed now
>black girl says she thinks I'm "kind of cool for a white boy"
W-What does this mean?
If you keep acting cool for a whiteboy she might twerk on your and sling some head
>>36525152
It means she doesn't like white boys. Stay away from her.
>>36525152
Post pics you adorable little sissy :3
I... I think I'm done here.
It's my time to ascend, brobots. I have seen others do so, I have said my goodbye to them in their threads.
Now it's my turn. I have a date this saturday. My first ever as a 20 year old khhv. She's perfect lads. Stunning.
Any advice?
I'll miss you guys, forever and always. I'll stay true to my roots, lurking here once every other blue moon, but wherever I go, I will always feel the residue of a kiss with robothood.
>"robot"
>dodged wizardhood by 10 years
>>36525181
I'll probably diddle my willy in her after I turn 21. 9 years.
>>36525139
The best of luck to you on your date and your new life.
My advice, don't come back here to /r9k/.
Don't even go on any 4chan board unless you're looking for something specific like cooking tips from /ck/.
Try and worm your way into the blissful normie life you have cheated yourself of.
Farewell normalfaggot
when was the last time you had a fast food product ?
for me it was a few days ago, I went with my roomate to Mc Donalds because we were both craving some nuggers, we ordered then on the drive thru.
Just wanted to share you guys this, I might as well would like to hear your experiences too
Yesterday
Had a 5 layer and Chiptole Chicken Griller from Taco Bell, washed it down with a Dr P and had some Doritos as a snack.
Then for dinner I went to JBX and got the Sriracha Curly Fry Burger Munchie Meal. I actually felt kind of full after the two tacos but I powered through and ate the burger and all the fries, and cleansed my palette with a refreshing Sprite.
A fairly satisfying day.
>>36525100
I got a twenty piece email nuggets box an hour ago because I spent the entire day waiting for my account to register a deposit and I didn't have any money left to eat anything
>>36525100
I think around a year ago. Two coworkers convinced me to go to Burger King. I've never been a great fan of fast-food, and I find it too expensive for what it's worth.
Hello,
I'm looking for a fap friend to talk to on discord / steam, share lewd pictures and masturbate together. Maybe even play video games and stuff too.
pic related: me on the left
If you're interested, please post a little bit about yourself and what you like to fap to in this thread.
Thanks!
I guess I can post some porn while I wait for a friend...
>tfw no bf(female) to braid my hair
ara ara anon-kun~~
come fap with me~
Can we just get a good old fashioned feels thread going?
I feel like this image is the epitome of /feels/, but I know you guys can produce something even more depressing.
Let's see what ya got :(
>>36524968
>teenage love
i had my first girlfriend when i was 7.
>>36524968
Feels threads died a couple years ago, for some bizzare reason
I try to bump them if I find them but often I'm the only one
>>36525088
another one for you OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75PcK_y0XnI
>>36524957
>Criticize welfare
>Lives 16 years like a NEET on the Norway prison system
:-)
>>36524957
Is he, dare I say it, our guy fellow NEETs?
>A norwegian immigrant living in France
>"Fucking inmigrants!"
Ex trapgf sent me this. Does this turn you on?she was not that attractive, it felt gay, and she was horrible at sex
>>36524890
what the FUCK is wrong with her legs?originally, somehow
>>36524890
>trap
>gf
>she
>felt gay
>>36524890
nah but those scars do
Come in fellow WFH robots, share your job, experience, perks, etc.
I finally did it robots! I turned my retail job into a Mobil position with a work from home option. There was a lot of "being at the right place at the right time with the right resume" going on but I'm the happiest.
>get work laptop
>get remote access key fob
>work blackberry
>corporate credit card
>any traveling beyond 5 miles is expended at 60cents/mile
There's a certain expectation that I show up in the stores that I cover (nine stores total), however the main focus is that I make phone calls and close deals, for which 90% of the work can be done over the phone.
No more waking up at 6am to shower and get to work on time, now I can just wake up at 8am, make my calls in underwear until 10am, shower, do fuck all, visit stores whenever I want, and I get to claim 40/h weeks even for work done remotely at 22.5/h.
Living the dream.
>>36524859
I get paid about the same for remote IT support work. It's maximum comfy
>Work laptop and iphone with unlimited data
>Never have to report anywhere
>Sometimes have to call in to meetings, but exempt from most because I am a home employee.
>Full benefits
>Only do about 2 hours of work a day. Weekends off. Can choose my hours for the day as long as it's 8 hours.
Best introvert job ever.
>>36525069
how'd you go about getting such a comfy job? what does your resume need?
>>36525158
I worked years as regular support at a medium sized company. Eventually I had to move away for family reasons and they asked if I could stay on but work from home.
I admit there was a lot of luck involved.
There is no better combination.
sauce
p l e a s e
also
>that great feel when I've sucked on an Asian girl's toes
>>36525019
The source is footprincess.jp, a site that focused on Japanese women with larger feet. It has been closed for a while now, but some of the site's photos can be found around the web.
This model is Maki and here is all I've found from her that is still around:
http://wusfeetlinks.com/maki.html
http://www.feetnetwork.com/contributions/FootPrincess.jp/1/index.htm
As for the picture I posted, it is a repost (the only one I can still find of that picture) from an Instagram page:
instagram.com/sole2soul1
>>36525217
>tfw had a membership for footprincess and ripped the entire site
I'd share but it's on my old desktop at my parent's house...and it'll probably stay there until I can figure out how to hide my massive porn collection from my girlfriend.