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What would you do if a girl with a body like this asked you out on a date?
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I would say no because she's out of my league and dates make me nervous
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>>36481747
if she's 2D then i'd accept
if not, id vomit because 3D is disgusting
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>>36481747
depends if we've kicked it off before and she isn't a degenerate.

will all my problems be solved if I get /fit/?
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No, you'll probably just end up being a homosexual. Unless that's what you need to end up being content with your life.
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>>36481745
A lot of them will. I've started working about for about a month, from skelly mode. Have seen results and have confidently flirted with qt cashiers. Almost made it bros, need more gainz
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>>36481939

>gains
>1 month

uhhh

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Why not join the military?

It will give you the tools to change into a better person.
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>>36481735
Yes goy die for shlomo goldstein. All apart of the plan.
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>>36481735
LOL

Americans, I know for a fact y'all are not ready to take this L

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP65fGUKZkM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0ZTmkeHpeQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCnaX2PVxFY
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>>36481735
>Why not join the military?
>It will give you the tools to change into a better person.
Too weak
I will die soon

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Do black people browse /r9k/?
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Robots don't have skin color, anon. We simply exist as one group without race, wealth, employment, nationality, or gender
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>>36481728
Yes but people on here think I'm legitimately mentally ill. I don't see it. I mean, I'm a jaded faggot who loves shitposting. Perhaps it's just too bitter and edgy for these normies to handle
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>>36481728
>Do black people browse /r9k/?
I'm Indian does that count

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I want to be a nigger.
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>>36481711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMX4R9Wz8ns
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>>36481711
And I wanna be free
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>>36481711
No you don't.

t. Nigger

>masturbating over 1 hour
>then release that squirt violent
pic semi related
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>fapping and edging for 5 hours
>cumming so hard my balls ache and I almost pass out
that was a good night desu
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>>36481659
>tfw you cum so hard you can't help but moan, shut your eyes and curl your toes

oh god it feels so goooooooood
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>>36481775
>shut your eyes and curl your toes

me too!!

my legs tremble of so much pleasure

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Hello everyone!!!!!!!!

It's Agatha here
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today we will bake a cake
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>tfw had to stop watching agatha because I fell in love with her
I was thinking of DMing her on insta or something, but decided against it as I know from my past it would not work.
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>>36481689
Good on you lad. Even if she wasn't lesbian, she wouldn't reciprocate to some random guy on the internet. It's for the best to try and get over her.

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Its so unfair being born a male, I wish I would have been born a female.

> https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/66w614/dont_mind_me_just_fingering_my_twin_sisters_naked/
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>tfw actually like the 3DPD over 2D in this pic
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>>36481654

Congrats, you have shit taste.
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>>36481612
I need more of this, with sound. My penis demands it.

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For what reason is prostitution illegal?
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It's moral degeneracy.
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too many children involved, and the pimps are usually not nice to the girls.

However i think it should be a choice, couple girls in my law and justice class did a presentation on prostitution and it changed my mind
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>>36481637
>too many children involved, and the pimps are usually not nice to the girls.
both these thiings are a direct result of prostitution being illegal. Pimps wouldn't exist if prostitution was legalised and regulated.

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Thread got archived, but I thought it was nice so here's a shitty attempt at resurrection
So tell me, /r9k/, what's wrong?
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>>36481549
reminder that 90% of robots problems would be solved by becoming attractive
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>>36481549
I have no willpower whatsoever. I can fix my situation, i know it's possible but my mind always takes me away. " i'll do it tomorrow" " there's still time" kind of shit.
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nothing is wrong.

orignl comet

As long as this board is swarming with normies, we might as well use them.

Normies, you complain about robots existing constantly, but I haven't seen a single bit of actual advice on how to cure social retardation.
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>>36481538
just b urself dood

orgirn
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>>36481582
B URSELF DOOD sim 2017
>"H-hey stacy... um i w-was wondering if you wanted t-to go out a-and (inaudible mumbling)"
>"Who the hell are you (Anon)? Get away before i call the cops you freak"
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>>36481538
>Normies, you complain about robots existing constantly, but I haven't seen a single bit of actual advice on how to cure social retardation.

I don't really understand the question. But this isn't the best board for advice. People often give ill thought out and often contradictory advice here. However, when good advice is given, it's largely mocked and ignored.

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ITT: Post autistic fetishes you have
I'm Muslim and I unironically want Marine le Pen to peg me while shouting racist slurs in my ear and forcing-feeding me bacon
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>>36481489
I have a similar fetish except I'm black and I want a southern girl who hates the shit out of me to use me as a slave.
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>>36481489
>>36481517
>brown ''''''''''people''''''''''

Disgusting
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>>36481489
>I'm Muslim
>current year

You spit in the face of everything man has sacrificed in blood, sweat and tears to provide you with the civilization you enjoy. You'd rather believe Muhammed over demonstrable reason and evidence. Disgusting senpai, grow up.

that goes to all religitards[/spoilers]

I want Kizuna Ai to be my gf
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>>36481428
Kizuna Ai desu.
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>>36481428
not if she becomes my gf first
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>>36481428
I just want to be friends with Kizuna Ai

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What kind of content would you create if you were a woman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNoefYXUV-A
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I would wear cute outfits and stream games on twitch
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>>36481294
Not braap.
Black grils farting is just not salvageable.

I might uh.
Hm.
Fuck.

I would lewd it up.
God help me I would
But in an assertively absurd promiscuous way.

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i am 18 years and fell for the trap,sissy and black meme

4,7 inches
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>mfw playing a healer in Overwatch while wearing panties and a buttplug
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>>36481264

I saw your thread earlier today, did you want help breaking free from your fetishes or did you want fap material?
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>>36481461
Free.

Is because i am jerking off


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