Who wants to see more of my pupper
>>34791682
Fuck yeah dude post more
>>34791688
This post is to low in content I hate the robot
>>34791682
More pupper pictures please
Why does this board move so fucking slow?
It's -literally- almost as bad as full ch/an
Threads dying off after a few good, thought out replies.
What the fuck is wrong with the people here?
It's 3-6 AM in the US, and US afternoon traffic is most of the board
>>34791679
This>>34791695
Plus a lot of people aren't good good conversationists. Most just want to complain or shit post.
This, of course, is an original comment.
I respect roasties
Hey uncle anon whatcha doing for the weekend?
>>34791648
The same thing I do ever weekend, anonette, plotting to take over the world.
Also, put some fucking pants on, I can see your vag.
>>34791648
>06:25:48
This can't be just one dude making these gay threads. There's just no way.
>>34791648
Playing Nioh, as always. You're free to join but no throwing the controller.
How do you robots feel about these types of pussies where they are innies, no roast, yet still have rather prominent clits? Is this the best of both worlds?
Also, would a gril with a innie and big clit like this constantly be getting aroused since her clit would be exposed to tactile sensations?
>>34791636
Holy moly that's a big ass clit.
Yeah the innie is a plus for vaginas but I'm not entirely sold on the big clit
>>34791674
That's normal size, virgin.
>>34791674
I too love innies and I'm also not usually fond of extra big clits for 2 reasons:
1. big clits tend to go along with roast beef
2. big clits tend to kinda hang or extend from the vag and look like a mini dick
This chick's clit however just looks perfect. Big and prominent but not mini dick looking.
>he fell for the "conservative women" meme
>>34791605
>Chads pump and dump makes a tinder profile
>>34791632
Are you accusing me of being a Chad? Only like two fat girls have messaged me and none of them wanted to hook up or go on a date with me.
>>34791645
No dumbass, the girl is Chads used cum dumpster
>wage slaving at cash register
>customer owes me $3.52
>he gives me a fucking 20 dollar bill and 55 cents
20.55???? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING AMOUNT IS THAT, LET ALONE FOR SOMETHING THAT COST 3.52!!! NORMIES ARE SO FUCKING STUPID
He clearly only has 20$ bills and some change, he gave you the 55 cents so you don't have to fumble around with small change and can just give him $17 back.
No wonder you never made it beyond that shitty job
he didn't want a bunch of extra coins
most people just don't do it because they assume you'll screw up and short change them
>>34791547
the change ended up being 17 dollars and 5 cents so i still fumbled with change anyway
20 dollar bill would have been easier since i wouldnt have to count his change
Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach us how to love?
>>34791496
>go play ball jamal
first you gotta forget how to hate
>>34791496
>nah dudes you don't need that shit. It can only hurt you.
So, I actually managed to get a gf. Don't close the tab yet, listen to my story. This may be our last chance.
So, after watching a film on my laptop at the park she lied down on my knees and we had a dialog:
-Can you imagine, Anon? That there are people out there that don't have a beloved ones...
-Must be tough.
-Thanks god we are actually not like them. We have each other.
And that moment the feels kicked in of how I fapped to trap porn with you, guys. Of how I was frogposting with you. Blaming normies. Memories of OUR collective consciousness. I sometimes joke with her that I am on autistic spectrum. She laughs it off always.
But it was at that moment I realised that I love you guys. You were with in the hardest days. The feeling of being a part of a big group like this...
Remember, it might be tough sometimes. But we've got ourselves. For if you manage to get a qt gf that you strive for, you'll still be a robot at heart.
Peace, guys. And love you.
Anon
>>34791461
You were with me*
Just reread what I've written.
Sorry for the mess. Phoneposting
>>34791461
We'll be here for you if or when she breaks your heart, anon.
>>34791461
And in the last para I meant "robot" as a part of this group. Not in the bad sense.
tell a positive thing about your day
>>34791438
River pirates attacked a boat, nothing out of the ordinary.
I went to see A Midsummer Night's Dream with my mother. I thought it was very well done, minus a few unnecessary modernisms. There was also a cute girl in the audience I stared at for a bit. I think she got uncomfortable, so I stared at one of the cute actresses instead.
>Tell me a positive thing about your day.
Literally nothing.
Do you sometimes fantasize about how it would be to go to a romantic restaurant with Babs?
No, she's too attractive.
Hungarifag here
You do realize she is a stacy whore, right?
>>34791575
Fuck off she is the love of my life.
Describe your ideal girlfriend, /r9k/.
>Tomboy
>likes me
Was an easy list to make.
>>34791343
large big tits, caring mommy personality. Is ok with foot stuff. Can't really say much else. I want a mommy. Yes I got me a missing mommy complex. Didn't have one now I want to fuck milfs sometimes and I get easily attached to good looking large breasted motherly women. Ughh I'm fucked man. I know I am but I can't help it. I really want a caring big booby mommy gf some day.
>>34791343
>Describe your ideal girlfriend, /r9k/.
Saya.
im going to snitch on my local drug dealer.
you evil motherfucker
>>34791275
This is very devilish on many levels.
hope you enjoy the stitches!
>You're still a child in your heart, aren't you, Anon?
>It's okay, you don't have to force yourself anymore. You're safe with me.
I want my real mom!
>>34791267
something sinister is afoot
>>34791267
>Ran
Go get me the better 2hu waifu you old hag fox
What do cali girls look like?
Thread theme song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3t6IuyJdcMY
>>34791258
Thin, with short legs
>>34791279
She looks scary post more.
>>34791258
really really pretentious but laid back at the same time
and SUPER nice butts
>tfw gf fell asleep again when I told her a story over vidchat
>>34791247
That means she likes falling asleep to your voice, you idiot
>>34791247
So she thinks you're comforting? Or...?
>>34791277
This.She finds your voice soothing you dickhead.Also gf so not a robot.