Reminder that fat women are the best type of females because they are usually easily manipulated, seek love and validation, warm and soft.
what? fat people are the most entitled fucks out there.
>tfw no bf to "pretend" to be in a relationship with
>Order a shit burrito
>Ask the manager "Hey you got any extra poo with that?
>Manager gets on top of counter
>Unbuckels his pants
>Lets out a screaming turd the size of a brick on my burrito
>I look up at him and smile
>Thanks for the shittalini mr. beandweenie!
This is how you shitpost kids
I'm going to kill you no matter what and leave you bleeding out on the ground with no one coming in time to help you.
And then send a cute bubbly girl with no understanding of your predicament up to you to cheerfully ask:
>watcha thinking about mister?
What do you say?
>be young back in elementary school
>kids asked teachers why they became teachers
>teachers reply with bullshit like "I always wanted to teach kids" and "I like teaching people things"
>one of the teachers even said that when he was a kid he absolutely loved school while all the other kids hated it
>then they proceeded to brainwash every kid with other bullshit
why would anyone become a teacher, aside from not being able to go for anything else?
when you have a lot of knowledge
and no capacity for capitalizing on it in the marketplace
you can be paid for spreading the knowledge around
but only if it conforms to the requirements of the marketplace
Teachers lie about that shit all the time. At least male ones do
>both parents are teachers
>pops used to work at nasa but went back for guaranteed teaching job when they laid off
>mum wanted to be nurse until child keeled over in front of her
>both retired after 30+ years
>told me they hated it and dont understand why newfags want to teach shitty kids
Maybe its better in japland
Who here /ocular migraine/
I've never had a migraine before but after speaking to an optometrist and a general practitioner, they both feel my symptoms point to an ocular migraine. Flashing lights in my eyes with a blind spot. Last about 30 minutes then goes away, followed by a headache.
I'm kind of scared anons. I got my first one yesterday and another today... what if they never stop?
Jesus Christ. Went to Uni for 4 years. Taking a few summer classes to finish my degree. Need job obviously to pay for loans. (I don't have much thank god). I routinely get calls and occasionally interviews, but I still can't get a job. I mean what the hell? Go to college anon (entire life) that's how you stay competitive. Get a degree. But anon where is your experience? You have no experience! I honestly am furious. I just know one of the girls got the job. One was asked to stay after the interviews. What do I need to change or do anons? I am about ready to just quit on life. (only slight hyperbole)
I dunno man.
I graduated years ago and Im still in the same situation. Nothing but shitty jobs you since I graduated. What was your major?
PArt of the problem is that I majored in political science. I could go to law school, but unless I get into a great school, Im still just kicking the can down the road.
You and me both brother. I am in History. I wasn't special enough to get internships at government positions. Honestly I am considering ROTC, OCS, or ever enlisting if this keeps up. I need pay off those fucking loans. But I am not even sure if I can do the push ups. I am pretty fit, just too skinny probably.
To afraid to speak to people due to rhotacism. Was viciously bullied through middle school because of it, but mostly because my voice was high as shit back than. Purposely avoid talking to people even through I would love to have conversations with strangers with similar hobbies. Voice is now low as shit, but still can't say r's. Am fit, not to bad looking, and get compliments by chicks for my blue eyes often. Should I force myself to talk to people even through I may sound like a retard often? This is literally the only thing I'm insecure about in life. Am I justified for feeling sad about it or am I just a pussy?
Have multiple times throughout my childhood. Fixed it to where I was at least understandable, but it never worked perfectly so I eventually quit. Speech impediment. Can't say R. When I attempt to I sound like Elmer Fudd.
>Have multiple times throughout my childhood. Fixed it to where I was at least understandable, but it never worked perfectly so I eventually quit. Speech impediment. Can't say R. When I attempt to I sound like Elmer Fudd.
Just wear a funny hat all the time and people will forgive you for your speech impediment.
I am make burger then play game
Very rare leaked image of Kek himself.
All praise kek. Bow down to his memeyness and unending funnies.
Tell me the story of that time a girl said "eww" when talking about / interacting with you, I know you have one.
>7th grade elementary school
>invited to normie party by Chad
>attend, don't talk or do anything
>rich Chad parents bought him a trampoline
>jumping on trampoline, ugliest girl in our class gets on
>bump into eachother
>tfw even the ugly girls think you're ugly
>go to xhamster
>use codewords to find some sweet AMWF porn
>100s of videos of white men fucking Asian girls
>lame AMWF once in a while
>tfw so depressed you no longer feel loneliness
>tfw the nightmares wont stop
>tfw you realize escapism is not for escaping reality, but for escaping yourself
I saw symbols like this on a wall when I was younger. What do they mean? These are similar to them except these aren't perfectly symmetrical (Picture that they are).
It looks almost like hobo symbols. The "you may sleep here", "danger", and "an officer stays here" signs are very similar looking to that. The system hasn't been used since WWII though. (Picture is a modern cipher so it is prone to inaccuracy. The symbols pictured are a rough approximation, and code varied based on locality.)
I don't buy in to the whole "Xanax is responsible for immature choices" wave. The whole stigma surrounding xanax as being evil is the wrong way to look at it. The drug itself is relatively safer than the majority of drugs out there, it is very difficult to actually OD on Xanax. The problem as always lies in the culture where getting fucked up and retarded is deemed as being "cool" to do. In a society that drinks alcohol to have fun it's pretty hypocritical to paint a different drug that is safer as being wrong to do. There are horror stories for every recreational drug out there, but then there are tons of responsible people who take Xanax as prescribed for their whole lives and haven't encountered any problems. This is a bigger issue that has time after time again been failed to be addressed correctly.