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Alright wite boi, imma get you to lose you virginity to one of my ho's, you feel me. Pick one and imma watch
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>>37678672
Alright, papa snickerdoodle, I'll take the Asian one.
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I'll take the squealing faggot on the far left.

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>little white lie
>end up having to lie a little more to cover it
>starts ballooning out of control
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absolutely disgusting

organogal
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Lies no matter how small will always come back to bite you in the ass.
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>>37678488
Tell me about it anon. Ive snowballed out of control so many times

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i hope (You) have a nice day anon
(You) matter.
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>>37678458
Aww thank you anon. <3
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>>37678458
BEST GIRL AWOO~
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hope you too have a wonderful day

meanwhile, robots will never know
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>>37678442
That makes sense, always fucking hated summer. Winter is best comfy season, unless you care about having someone in your life, then it might be shit.

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Stop giving a fuck about what women thinks about you and start enjoying your life.

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>have paper that has the dates of oral exams of finals
>english oral exam will be at 11 as I remember
>whoops, check paper again, its at 10

I can redo it, but my future literally depends on this test, and the fact that im late not because of traffic, sleeping in, or procrastinating, but misreading a paper opened new realms of mental retardation.

>have history oral exam at 13:30
>its not early, chill, relax
>it has to be at 13:30, absolutely confident in that
>8 am now
>check paper, just to be sure
>exam today is actually at 10 am
>13:30 was the english exam

The autist train has no brakes, folks. Im kinda scared, I got thru life purely on luck, some thinking, and because few people liked me, but deep down I feel once my whole life will collapse.
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>>37678399
>Im kinda scared, I got thru life purely on luck, some thinking, and because few people liked me
Oh, just like everyone else huh?

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Why do men waste their time going after women when there's an unlimited amount of free internet porn available to them?

Normies think I'm weird for being a virgin at 21 and never making a move on any girls, but if I did pursue women girls would still think I'm a creep because I'm not Chad. Fapping to porn relieves my sexual urges and saves me so much time and frustration and especially money that comes with dealing with women, who are extremely unlikely to be attracted to me anyways.
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Legit, I agree to an extent. The only reason I want sex is because I've had it. Jerking is fine but now that I've had it I crave it if I go a while without. It's something else.

Never felt this way as a virgin. So you're probably best not understanding.
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>>37678344
Feel the same way really, virgin at 23 here, I just don't care anymore. Besides, having a gf and all that shit is pouring a insane amount of time into keeping her happy, for little reward. I'm fine alone, and fapping to porn. I am comfy this way.
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>>37678344
I've given up finding women.
Because even the most repulsive sow you can find will still demand chad and only chad.

ROBOT CONNECT 4 WAR

Paste your link and play w/ each other: https://www.playc4.com

>LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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>went to school to make my parents happy
>dropped out
>acquired 10k in student debt
>parents more disappointed in me than ever
>work a shit min wagecuck job
>got into a car accident and basically totaled my car
>Virgin
>never had a gf
>multiple birth defects
>fucked up from childhood bullying
>Drugs/art/music are the only things that make me not want to kill myself, all of which are self destructive and do nothing to better my situation in life

I feel like I should probably just fucking kill myself, I dont even know what im holding out for anymore
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>>37678281
Sucks to be you man, use your hate and despair to create something.

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My character bio from a WoW roleplaying private server's forum got deleted by a rollback I think was intentional. I want to track down the admin and kill the retard. How do I find out someones adress, name, etc?
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>>37678196
And FBI, everything here is a work of fiction. Do not arrest me.

*poorly thought out overemotional diatribe initiated by frustrated misfiring mammalian breeding impulse*

anyone else know this feel or have had similar experience ??
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why so blackpilled friendo
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>>37678152
>lol im so verbose

fuck off troglodyte
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aw i was hoping OP would be in a sepulchre by now

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this is what women are ;_;
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>>37678119
give her the ol' outie vs innie rebuttal
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>>37678119
Your nationality doesn't help you when it comes to international females. By the way, try looking for a female who is similar to you and like a friend, not an e-sex roastie.
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>>37678802
done alllready
>>37678860
e sex is good

>AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! What the... June 13th? Again!? Daddy, why do I keep passing out for weeks at a time? Oh... I feel dizz-
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>>37678101
l Iove these threads
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Shhht, kid. Smell this tissue.

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how do i eat ass it keeps kicking me someone please help my daughter is being held hostage
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ebln

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H-hey Anon i know you've been watching E3....but wouldn't you like to stretch me out instead?
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>>37678091
Then I wake up.
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>>37678091
lol how would any gamer stretch out anything except their tongue trying to lick the monitor?

they're all so disgusting. it doesnt matter if any of you get laid - you all will be virgins forever

you are MADE of cringe.
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Bitch I haven't cared about E3 for 10 years. I'll gladly stretch you out.


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