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>meet girl on omegle /r9k/ tag
>she asks to add me on discord, sure why not
>talk to her for a while, she's nice to talk to
>turns out she's fucking 14 years old
>I'm 20 years old
>she starts saying she loves me
>asks if I'm her internet GF
>tell her no, just internet friend
>she starts calling me her Internet BF
>she doxes me because I am trying to get over trust issues and tell her stuff about myself
>she sends me nudes
>tell her no no no don't do that it's inappropriate and she's too young for me
What do I do? She lives on another continent but I'm going somewhere close to where she will also be this summer? I don't want to go to jail, and I don't want to be known as a pedo (even though it's not pedo, it's hebe but that's just my autism). I've only known her for a couple of days and she's already like this. Also she browses this board so hello if you see this I guess.
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>>36551326
>>asks if I'm her internet GF
Fuck, I mean she asks if I consider her my internet GF
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Make it really clear that you're not interested and explain to her that you could get in trouble. If she lives in another continent it can be possible that she's already of legal age, so it might not be so obvious to her.
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>>36551326
>>turns out she's fucking 14 years old
>>I'm 20 years old
Bail retard...dude will not care when he throws you and jail and the dudes there will kick you in the head.
BAIL
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anyone else own this shirt? haha
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I like how 90% of traps wear stockings because it constricts the thigh fat and hides their manly leg muscles
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>>36551318
I wondered why they did that
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>>36551318
i like it too ;) trap legs are So qt
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After reading some studies that show that synesthesia (Grapheme-color synesthesia, where letters and numbers have colors) could be induced by having people read books with colored letters, I got a plugin for chrome that changes the color of letters to what I feel like their colors would be if they had colors. What do you think, anon? Any anons here with synesthesia who have anything to say about it?
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What're the benefits of having synesthesia
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post studies?
somehow not original
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>>36551245
You will be one of the master prose writers of the 20th century.
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Why don't you pick up a sport? You get fit, and might make some friends.
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And people wonder why furries exist. Fucking (((warner brothers)))
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ballfriends are lameo
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Did people honestly draw all these sexy charcters in the 90s and expect that it wouldn't fuck up kids sexuality?
Give me something melancholic to listen to while i'm lying on my bed, please.
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>>36551078
Just a little harmless bump
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>>36551078
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6LDEm8mC-Nw
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>>36551078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOS9aOIXPEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRDgd3Tb44
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Operation: KILL UBISOFT 2017-04-25 10:29:24 Post No.36551016
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Alright considering the fact that Ubisoft had basically broken all promises, refused to fix their games, let the connection issue get way out of hand AND to add salt to the injury and the wound they just basically told everyone to just "get over it, it's just a game"
Alright so the bottom line is this. Ubisoft has to die and it has to be very big.
We need to come up with a way to ultimately boycott them and find a way to basically sabotage their reputation permanently and to come up with a way for them to get in legal issues with alot of other companies even Microsoft and Sony if we must.
There are rumors going around saying that Ubisoft latest game for honor was purposely released with broken meckanics, unbalanced issues and connection issues from hell because what do scammers like?
MONEY
Just like how most con artists will use kickstarter because that is an easy quick cash grab and Ubisoft did the same trick just without the kickstarter. And they need to be stopped before it gets way out of hand than what it is.
Which gives us an opportunity to get the old 4chan raid party together and raid them for the fucking lulz.
Remember rule 1 and 2 cunts.
>inb4 not your personal army
>inb4 lol for honor more like dead honor lol
>inb4 no one cares faggot
>inb4 canadashitposters and whiteknights
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And how do we do we do, captain OP ?
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>inb4 not your personal army
Still not your personal army, regardless of inb4s
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>>36551084
What does ubisoft listen to the most?
When it comes to their customers and community?
Is it straight people?
No
Is it white people?
No
Is it white straight male?
No
Is it the traps, gays, lesbians, blacks, transgenders, feminists, non whites and liberals?
YES
Ubisoft will only listen to those because they are the most catered group when it comes to mainstream media so you know how to impersonate thesepeople and pretend to be these people just so ubisoft will actually listen because if they refuse to listen to these "people" then they will get a very VERY bad rep from every left media news about how the company is being "racist and xenophobic"
Which is the first step to this operation.
Considering how bioware listened to one transgender but not thousends of other normal people's complaints.
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What the hell are you supposed to do after a girl agrees to be your gf? Do you automatically become closer to yourselves than to your best friends?
Also, there's the sad fact that you're either going to break up or get married. Doesn't that bug you (if you still haven't lost all hope, that is)?
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had a girlfriend for 2 months, still don't fucking know
I don't think she does either
I think she just likes having me buy her little things and holding her hand
we've made plans to get an apartment together near the end of the year
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I need serious answers, I will only have one chance to stop being a robot and I can't even decide if it's a good idea.
t. OP
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>What the hell are you supposed to do after a girl agrees to be your gf?
There's no hard rules for it anon, the dynamics of every relationship will differ
>Do you automatically become closer to yourselves than to your best friends?
See above, you can if that's what you want to do? But it's down to the people in the relationship
>Also, there's the sad fact that you're either going to break up or get married. Doesn't that bug you (if you still haven't lost all hope, that is)?
When you buy a pet do you just think about the fact that it's going to die one day? Or obsessing over the fact that it'll one day be obsolete when buying a new gaming rig?
the ride is what's important, not the destination
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how do i not get attached 2017-04-25 10:26:52 Post No.36550971
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how do i not get attached
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There's this girl that im talking to, and i dont know if i actually want to date her, but im starting to get feelings. how do i not get attached to a girl?
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Fuck it up now rather than later.
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Be like me, 100% dead on the inside.
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>>36551004
what if i dont want to fuck anything up. they have too many mutual friends so i dont want it to be weird
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>/r9k/ says they can't find a gf
>doesn't just import a qt asian wife for a low fee
Why haven't you imported yourself a nice asian wife anons? Don't you want to be happy?
Pic related: My wife and bearer of my future kids
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I am a NEET and cannot afford one
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>>36550969
>that nose
origininoli
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>>36551108
who cares shes still qt.
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prove to me transgenderism isnt a mental illness
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>>36550932
I can't because it is a mental illness.
Also, did you save that apu from a certain girl smelling thread?
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>>36551041
i saved it from google.com
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>>36550932
Why would I want to lie to you like that, anon?
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corporal punishment of women is necessary for a healthy society 2017-04-25 10:23:56 Post No.36550920
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corporal punishment of women is necessary for a healthy society
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This is a fact and it is the reason our society is collapsing today.
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I agree.
Look at the women who post here.
They just need a good spanking to sort them out.
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>>36551029
indeed anon, that they do
There's no other cure
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>>36551029
yeah punish me
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>tfw when you realise the virtually impossible chance of you existing and being born human
>Tfw gon' die
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Its really not that unfair, the trade off is that spirits born as lesser creatures live in absolute bliss whenever they aren't being eaten.
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>>36550913
>astronomical chance of existing
>this specific version of me feeling this specific feel exists in the vast emptiness of space
>gonna die and when the time comes it'll feel like it disappeared in the blink of an eye
>no idea what I will know and have experienced when it happens
Will I have found someone by then? Will I die old and surrounded by my children? Will anything I did matter? Did my dreams come true?
And when the spark goes out it will be like I never existed and the great cosmic lottery that I won to exist will be meaningless again
fugggggg
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you got it wrong bud, the universe is deterministic, and what you belive becomes truth, spend some time understanding what i mean, and i promise you will feel some peace
if you edge for say, 3 hours would you have a super cum? like would you just cum buckets?
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if you're edging for 3 hours you possess a powerful gift
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>>36550868
Yes. I knew a guy who edged for like half a day and then pumped an empty soda can full of cum.
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If I edge for an hour or so my jizz becomes very watery
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Shit that you didn't think would shit you off but did 2017-04-25 10:20:56 Post No.36550843
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Shit that you didn't think would shit you off but did
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>be me
>not you
>mom asks for help on her laptop
>"just unmute tab mum"
>decide to start a conversation
>she likes fantasy and reads fantasy all the time
>start talking about JoJo because I think she would like the idea
>out of nowhere
>"I'm worried about you, I don't think you're growing up at all"
>I'm 20 and paying off debt and saving up for college. living with the parents in the meantime
>she cut me of just to say this
what the fuck man. this set me off, not like in a way for me to start yelling but I tried telling her why her saying that bugged me, I've been working to get my life started and she just made an oblivious face, so I just walked away made dinner and left.
Greentext what set you off recently.
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>>36550843
>read this thread
>read the first two lines
>>be me
>>not you
>>NOT YOU
>wonder why OP tried so hard
>get mad at fags like this who post on this board daily
Why do you have to try so hard? Things are funnier/better if you don't try to be meme-y every sentence.
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>>36551129
this is technically ontopic so I'm just going to thank you.
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>>36550843
>be me
>not you
>"I'm worried about you, I don't think you're growing up at all"
Don't be angry at your mom, her instincts are on point
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why does mommy keep getting mad at me for spending money on video games?
it's my only hobby. it's my only expense. I have over $15k saved and she still reads my bank statements and gets mad when I buy a console or overwatch boxes or something
what's her problem lads?
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>>36550822
stop buying overwatch boxes
but you should also tell your mom to fuck off ifyou make your own money
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Buying games is one thing, you actually get tangible enjoyment from your money
Buying overwatch boxes is the absolute height of retardation though
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did you earn that money yourself?