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>>38354017
>photoshopping pics of cute, wholesome girls with hookers and pornstars

new low

cuckendorf begone

>>38354017
the way that cock bends looks fucking painful.

>>38353972
>Anyone actually banged/been banged by a school teacher?

No, I am a robot - a KHV male

I have never had a sexual interaction with anyone, including any teachers I have had

You might get better results on >>>/b/

>gym class makes you do the sport and improve
>math class makes you do the equations and improve
>english class makes you do the grammar and language up
>sex ed makes you read a few words about the genitals

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

it's time to get serious about sex
it's time for fuck tutors
you know i'm right
in your loins

Are you sure the SUVs Vans and men in suits are real?

Could be paranoid schizophrenia.

Try interact with them.

tell me op

was the cp worth it?

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>>38353893
Take this (You) and get out while you still can! There's a good chance they have already seen your thread and are planning a raid.

>>38353721
>the last 2 digits determine how many girls you have to ask out that will reject you before one finally says yes
>implying one will finally say yes

but asking girls out is scawy...

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>>38355404
>he literally could get a girl within a day

Go fuck yourself normalfag

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>>38353676

Where do ya think? She went on to live modestly with her faggot bf in London forever. The end

>>38354619
It must cost quite a bit to afford that though...

Such a pretty boy. Patrician taste, OP.

in primary school my fat friend threw dog shit at me so I picked up said dog shit and smeared into his school hat
we then semi wrestled on the ground until he started crying
the end

Pics or didn't happen.

inb4 Navy SEAL copypasta

>be me 14
>being cool on MSN messenger
>*digadug* you have new message
>oh friend from school
>torrent of racist abuse aimed at my mother
>reeeeeee racism is bad
>friends mum is in a wheel chair
>proceed to lay into his mum with a bunch of disabled and cripple jokes
>challenges me to a fight
>neither of us realise a mutual friend thought it was funny to send those messages from his account when he left the room
>closes window before friend comes back into room
>because msn messenger was shit, only sees new message from me ripping into his mum for being disabled and decides to challenge me to a fight.
>shit talk each other at high school for a week
>fight is scheduled in park on weekend
>I bring home made nunchukas because I'm a week faggot and there was talk of my friend bringing his bokken
>neither of us really want to fight
>egged on by crowd
>I keep moving backwards during entire fight and land a few hits
>hit him right in temple, shoulder cracks and goes numb and dead
>go back to verbal fight
>bring up the racism thing because we are surrounded by pakistani group of piggers? (Thought they were black)
>he runs away after they start getting Aggro
>Everyone concurs that was faggiest fight ever but if they had to name a winner they would probably pick me. Victory

This thread isn't about russian lit at all, OP is a big phony

I used to be, when I was a naive 13 year old who loved classics. Then I realised that Mr Darcy did not exist, and that modern men were beastly and barbaric, and not interested in intellectual or artistic pursuits, nor did they have basic etiquette.

>>38353597
She's my Nastasya Filippovna, I am the poor knight and/or the idiot

>>38353470
It's because guys like this are my competition that I'm not a virgin.

>>38353411
No i'm a depressed NEET freak like you. I wish i could be a wagie.

>>38353411
It's 4:25pm, nigger. I haven't even gone to the office yet you smug green faggot.

>>38353411
its 6:30 pm, and unlike you hopeless neets I have a good sleep schedule.

>>38353368
she's cute. i wouldn't even have noticed the forehead if you hadn't point it out.