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>a tiny custard tart is 400 fucking calories
WHY ARE ALL THE ACTUALLY GOOD TASTING FOOD AWFUL FOR US
You can easily ruin your weight loss efforts for tiny foods like these. A ~500 calorie deficit is recommended and it can be ruined in an instant just like that.
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Work out so you can eat more. You could also get a job that requires physical effort.
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>>35325082
Try intermittent fasting so you have more calories to use up
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>>35325117
but then you're just going to make yourself hungrier and you'll feel like you can eat three tiny custard tarts to balance things out
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My greatest sexual fantasy is to boof some methamphetamine, sniff some poppers and be a personal cocksucking slut to a dominant and bitchy shemale. I'd love it if she insulted me and ignored me and I just deep throated her cock over and over again.
...Is there any realistic way to make something like this happen without an escort?
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Bump, serious here. Has anyone been with a top TS?
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>...Is there any realistic way to make something like this happen without an escort?
No
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This is relevant to this thread.
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What are the signs of narcissism?
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>>35324964
being a faggot
looks like you lose this time op
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>>35324964
Thinking everyone is looking at you or talking about you
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If you were truly narcissistic, you wouldn't be self aware enough to accept the signs apply to you
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Is there any comfier show than pic related?
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>>35324962
The office. Defo.
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>>35325025
A lot more yelling desu..
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>>35325025
dis except for the last seasons after what they did to andy
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what do you look like naked, /r9k/?
that's me a couple months ago, when i weighed 130, i think. What body does the average /r9k/ poster have?
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fat with a uncut willy and big balls
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>>35324906
>>/soc/ >>/soc/ >>/soc/ >>/soc/
orgnl
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jeez that body is so similar to mine before i gained some weight.
ashamed
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Has anybody else made up a fake language, or am I just super autistic?
Pic unrelated.
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>>35324876
I have and there's an entire community around it. It's called conlanging
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>>35324876
why don't you translate your post into your new language for us?
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Why are these "steam feels" faggots even doing here? Why can't they take their shit to a discord and talk about their shit there? This makes me fucking angry. The whole point of an anonymous imageboard is to interact with others, not to circlejerk among your friends. I hope you fucking die.
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>its another "get mad at threads I don't have to click on" episode
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>>35324811
>why cant they take their shit to a discort
You mean the discort fags?
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who here /never been drunk/?
why does alcohol taste so fucking bad bros. i dont understand how you guys do it.
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>>35324683
I do it because I have a few friends. I drink and get depressed around them
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>>35324683
not using alcohol is actually better, saves your liver and money.
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>>35324683
Just take a few shots of vodka with water as a chaser, skip everything else if you absoulty hate the taste of alcohol
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>make a tinder account
>every other girl has a double chin
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>>35324654
>even the fat girls stop replying to me
just fucking why, tinder was supposed to get me laid not shit on my confidence even more
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I just couldn't take the ghostings anymore.
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>>35324716
Is that where the girl matches with you, you send a message, and then they never respond?
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C0WE
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next door over buddy
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*TlPS FEDORA*
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>>35324639
>>>/s4s/, wrong board
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>teacher literally calls you out for having the worst grade in the class in front of the entire class
Why did they do this to me
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>>35324631
Sounds like a shit teacher anon, but don't worry. You can prove them all wrong by nailing the final exam. You CAN do it!
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>>35324631
Give them the worst subject review you can. It matters, trust me.
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>you should be ashamed of yourself Anon!
>Class stirrer announces that my cheeks have indeed turned red due to embarrassment
>everyone starts leaning over their desk to look
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The grandpa looks like a typical cucked Filipino guy and the women (including hapa women) all look like smug Thai hookers who got greencards. The Hapa men look like they're dying on the inside.
This picture sums up everything that's wrong with Asian America. What kind of message does it send when there are no Asian Men? It shows that AM are undesirable, and by extension the entire Asian race (yes, including AFs).
This is the reason why no one respects Asians, including themselves.
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ITT: poorly designed bait
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Hmm true but this board is mostly white and hispanic guys so you're not going to get much sympathy or discussion
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>>35324569
>cucked filipino guy
>has a huge ass family
ok khv
>only suppose to use one piece of toilet paper
reminder normies are just clothed animals
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>>35324560
>he actually does that unless he is financially unable to afford to do that
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>>35324560
Jesus christ
>Mfw there was an exact carbon copy of this girl in one of classes last semester
>she would slowly inch her way next to me over the course of the semester
>by the end of it she would sit right next me everyday
>she'd say weird random shit to me that was goofy and strange and ticked my autism because I wouldnt know how to respond
>if I stuttered or said something incredibly retarded she'd just giggle, say "see ya" and take off in the opposite direction even though we both needed to take the bus to our next classes
>It was literally impossible to tell if she was interested in me or just fucking with me
>honestly the cutest girl ive ever met
>just seeing this image triggered the fuck out of me
Thanks op
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>>35324749
she wanted the d
she wanted it bad
we're not gonna make it brah
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Join a friendly fun discord channel :)!!
https://discord.gg/3ag4EvH
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>>35324554
And end up on your next 'sperg joint my discord' thread?
No thank you.
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Poopy baby xd
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DESU my favorite server. good people, cool convos
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Thing about group suicides, how do you know your partner has done it?
Say you pull the trigger and you're dead. But what if your partner didn't? And he/she only agreed to see you die? Then they get to live the rest of their life when you don't.
>inb4 "hell is real!!!"
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>>35324544
To answer your question: you don't.
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>>35324544
Trust. A robot wouldn't understand.
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>>35324544
Have you ever been molested or raped someone? You know that aura victims get when their mind shuts down to protect it's self? Group suicide induces that state.