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2017-07-21 05:24:43 Post No.38523384
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Why do beta orbiters do this? She has no talents, she is just a pretty plastic girl. She says she sucks at life and get praised for it. Why do these guys do this? They know she wont fuck them. Why?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:26:08 Post No.38523410
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>>38523384
Not everyone is trying to fuck one another

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:28:51 Post No.38523453
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>>38523410
this, but most of the time they are. atleast in today's society. I give them the benefit of the doubt most of the time, but fact of the matter is, probably, most of the time, they're obviously trying to get in the chicks pants.

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>>38523453
I want to get in your pants. You cool with that?

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2017-07-21 05:24:42 Post No.38523382
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:24:42 Post No. 38523382 [Report] [View this topic]

>Life is not an adventure.
>Great ideals are all scams.
>Ideal Love Is fake.
>Heroism is not rewarding and stupid.
>Depression isn't "artistic".
>Excitment and giggles last less than a flash.
>Tiredness doesn't go away with sleeping.
>Every day looks like the day before.
>People don't care about you or anyone in general.
>Everything good, eventually kills you.
>You're only beginning a life of boredoom.

How do ones unswallows the black pill robots?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:26:25 Post No.38523415
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>>38523382
Don't be such a bitch.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:28:08 Post No.38523437
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:28:08 Post No.38523437 [Report]

Yes life is shit. Anything else you wanna share, captain obvious?

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:30:01 Post No.38523472
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>>38523382
Internalize a societally accepted delusion. There is a lot to be gained from giving up on the concept of truth and rather focusing your energy on crafting an "identity".

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:24:17 Post No. 38523373 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw 5.5-6 inches girth
>tfw i will never have a full oral or a deep troath
i just wanna have an average girth

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:22:35 Post No. 38523347 [Report] [View this topic]

In the wild weak animals die. Female animals only choose the strongest partners. If a female animal would choose a weak partner that would be unnatural and her kids wouldn't survive. Cause they are weak due to bad genetics. Same goes for us humans. Females are choosing only the best males aka "Chads". Thats natural and normal and its how its supposed to be. Face the truth and be grateful cause as I said in the wild weak animals die but us weak betas due to how this world changed don't. Stop hating on women for doing the right thing. Its called 'evolution'

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:17:30 Post No. 38523261 [Report] [View this topic]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HAMPTON HOUSE

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:18:41 Post No.38523279
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>>38523261
Fuck you NEET asshole

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:20:04 Post No.38523297
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>>38523261
Does my cushy vacation home trigger you, moneylet?

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>>38523261
I FUCK YOUR HAMPTON SPOUSE

Anonymous
2017-07-21 05:16:58 Post No.38523253
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:16:58 Post No. 38523253 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you people on r9k like dogs?

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I used to have a dog when I was little, but back then I was terrified of the things and always avoided it. I wish I spent more time with it.

I like them yes

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:19:21 Post No.38523290
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Yes, but cats are superior.

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>>38523253
I like dogs but I don't like the responsibility of taking of one.

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How to take good selfies? 2017-07-21 05:16:54 Post No.38523251
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How to take good selfies? Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:16:54 Post No. 38523251 [Report] [View this topic]

I often see roasties and trannyfags have consistently good selfies, especially taken at an angle or under favorable lightning conditions.
Now over the years I've learned not to trust profile pics for instance but scour through their folder to find that one or two pics taken casually to see how they look like.

Long story short, I want to take good selfies too, because I wanna try my luck on the social app dating scene (tfwnogf).

Any tips, tricks? Any link to a comprehensive guide or tutorial?

Thanks in advance<3.

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Vulpes (ID: !!2aSdM82Z4DN) 2017-07-21 05:20:29 Post No.38523313
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>>38523251
Take pics with your face in front of natural light going through something white, place phone as far as possible so the distortion from the crappy phone lenses will be as less as possible and take pic a bit off center, the angle depends on your face shape and you need to find it.

But the only really important thing is to be attractive.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:29:33 Post No.38523466
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>>38523251
Doesn't matter because they'll run after seeing what you actually look like

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>>38523313
>natural light going through something white
What does this mean?

>take pic a bit off center, the angle depends on your face shape
Yes I figured this much. And I think I know a good angle by practicing at the mirror

>But the only really important thing is to be attractive.
Well yea, but a good pic can make a difference between "ugly" and "passable".
Also there's people (due to asimmetric or whatever facial features) that look absolutely trashy in pics but only slightly ugly irl, such as myself.

>>38523466
No I look much less ugly in person than in pictures

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2017-07-21 05:16:41 Post No.38523250
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I have created my dream gf in sims 4
please rate

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:17:56 Post No.38523267
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>>38523250
She's going to cuck you. Just like she would in real life

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Is that a beanie or her hair?

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:23:28 Post No.38523360
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When it rains does she feel it?

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Am I a robot or a normie? 2017-07-21 05:15:15 Post No.38523227
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Am I a robot or a normie? Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:15:15 Post No. 38523227 [Report] [View this topic]

>no girl has ever shown interest in me post middleschool
>get ok grades at college
>have a good relationship with my family
>favorite sadpanda tag is petanko
>sometimes other guys are interested in being friends but it usually leads nowhere

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:36:50 Post No.38523582
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>>38523227
Probably just a cyborg. You could be a normie if you chose to but you choose not to because you have realized that their lives are not truly better than ours.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:37:56 Post No.38523598
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>>38523582
>no girl has ever shown interest
>could be a normie
wrong, OP is a robot

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>>38523598
>robot
>does well in school and has a good relationship with family
I guess it depends on how loosely you define robot. Another thing I'm considering is the fact that girls don't show obvious interest to guys who aren't chads. He also didn't say he had been bullied or anything.

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/r9gay/ Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:15:00 Post No. 38523222 [Report] [View this topic]

This thread is intended for homosexual users of /r9k/.

Containment thread #4

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:19:46 Post No.38523295
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>>38523222
i'm giving up on being gay and you should too being gay is bad

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>>38523222
>want to suck dick
>download grindr
>still to beta to message anyone
Why did you all lie and tell me being gay was easy

Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:58:27 Post No.38524952
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>>38523295
i'm only getting gayer everyday

i think i'm going to have sex with a man soon

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2017-07-21 05:14:16 Post No.38523207
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:14:16 Post No. 38523207 [Report] [View this topic]

how would a girl react if I went up to her and asked her to start bullying me? is it worth the try?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:20:24 Post No.38523310
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it's bump time

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not try
a girl once bullied me
one time she just grabbed my nuts quite hard for no reason
everybody saw it
nobody said a thing
i was confused i dint know if this was hot or humuliating

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/r9k/ Types Of Robots 2017-07-21 05:12:45 Post No.38523181
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/r9k/ Types Of Robots Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:12:45 Post No. 38523181 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't know if a thread like this has been made before but i thought it would be interesting to think about the types of robots you know about or can come up with.

I'm not well knowledgeable and i don't have a very clear definition of a robot but i can make a quick list with a description.

- Robot: Maybe a NEET with some sort of mental illness and

- Cyborg: This dude is pretty much a mix between a normie and a robot, mostly has a girlfriend or maybe won the genetic lottery or has a lot of money to cope with the autism and crippling depression

- Blackbot: Just your normal robot but his race is black

- Fembot: It already explains itself, a female robot ( A lot of people would say this is a myth tho)

-Alpha Robot/Apex Robot: i probably just made this up but i got curious and started to imagine a robot that actually didn't give a fuck about women or beign a virgin and really wanted to live like this but right now i will go safe and say this doesn't exist

Now guys dont take my list serious this is some shit that i thought about for 5 min, the important part is that you share your thoughts so we can have a nice discussion and expand our vision.

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>>38523181
Don't forget grillbots

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>>38523181
>"Fembot"

get the fuck out of here with this garbage you stupid fuck. there's no myth about it. women can NEVER be robots. it is as simple as it being a fucking fact.

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>>38523181
What about "Smart-bots" I suppose?
>Robots who are autsitic as fuck but have intelligence and skill to make up for their social ineptitude
Or would this be redundant, as we already have Cyborg.

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:12:35 Post No. 38523175 [Report] [View this topic]

im going insane im goin insane im going isane im going insane! im goin insane insane insane im goin insane help me help me help me hehehe hooohha

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:14:34 Post No.38524162
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>>38523175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4R0FgikJKo

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>>38523175
https://youtu.be/1EZ1_l3MpWw

Get a hold of yourself, man!

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heh yarp

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how do girls rate guys? 2017-07-21 05:10:36 Post No.38523141
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how do girls rate guys? Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:10:36 Post No. 38523141 [Report] [View this topic]

What do girls find attractive in guys?
When would they say a guy is hot/cute?
Do they fantasize about getting fucked by him or do they instead imagine the guy buying them shit?
Pls explain

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:22:26 Post No.38523346
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What each girl finds attractive is subjective.
But a good girl is looking for someone she can get along with on an intellectual and emotional level as well as looks.
A girl will probably never openly say a guy is hot or cute until he says it first, unless she's really confident or a whore
Probably both. Unless she's a golddigger, in which case just buying shit.
I'm a girl btw.

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>>38523346
Im a grill btw xdddee. Kys larper

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>>38523141
Girls notice little things,like hands or the way you dress,way you talk ect

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:06:45 Post No. 38523070 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw always wanted to have sex with a nigress
>matched with one today on Tinder

What do I say, fellow robots?

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>>38523070
just say Show me your Lawn Jockey tits
and I want your moon cricket pussy
Works every time friend

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>>38523070
>YOU WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEEEIT?

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>AY GURL LEMME SMELL YO ASS

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