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Greetings, wagie. It appears we have crossed paths yet again at the beginning of a day's journey. No doubt, mine will be filled with compelling action and profound depth that reaches the core of what it means to be human. And no doubt, you shall continue to slave away in a career you do not care for, spending the majority of your income on resources I obtain for free, with your mind and body too exhausted to engage in anything approaching fulfilling. Truly, a human life wasted. 'Tis a sad sight.
Oh, what's that? Now now, remember our little rule: No talkie 'till I've had my coffee!
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I have three girlfriends and every single one of them has swallowed my cum.
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>>37004103
Might I be able to speak now sir? Have you finished your coffee?
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>>37004103
Its 10pm at night neetcuck, maybe you'd be able to notice that if your circadian rythm hadn't been destroyed by months of staying up fapping to anime
>Wife leaves him to go fuck black muslim women
>Wife has custody
>Convinces her son to transition into a girl at age 11, who is now obsessed with the idea of being "trans" and the culture associated with it
>Father has no say in it but tries his best to go along with it when he finds out what his ex-wife did to his son
>Still gets shat on by his kid for not understanding
>"haha this is just how it is now it's so progressive you just gotta stay with the times haha"
>Just wishes he had his son back
What a fucking tragic character.
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>>37004044
I didnt know you wanted a feels thread OP
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tfw trans
mfw one of the most hated minorities
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>>37004044
i fucking hate this trans shit, it's a mental illness. gender dysphoria is a mental fucking illness. it's so cruel to do this to literal children
our society is fucked if we kept letting this go
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Welcome robots and anons alike! Once you roll, the person you have selected will cuddle with you every night for a month straight! Their is nothing you can do to stop it as well. You can also invite them to stay afterwards or have sex, but that is optional. The only mandatory part is that you cuddle every night in bed. Let the rolling begin!
>0-3
Teddy: Teddy has a kind and warm personality, and a heart of gold. If you ever need something done, he'll be their in a jiffy to help you out. His fatherly and loving personality will allow him to see past your faults and focus on the best you that you can be. Teddy (short for Theodore) is a man you can rely on for anything, he doesn't hold judgements and tries his best to make the world around him just a bit brighter. He is also quite warm in the literal sense too.
>4-5
Wolf Pack: These friendly canines will be your best buds for a month! they are self sufficient (meaning no feeding or cleaning up after them) and love you the way any dog loves their master. Be warned though, these rascals can be a bit mischievous, watch out! or you may end up sleeping under a literal dog pile.
>6-9
Stacy McMoney: Miss McMoney is a very successful fashion model, designer, and stock investor. While she may seem a bit cold and shy on the outside, once you break through her shell waits a intelligent, quirky girl who just wants to have a good time with her good friends. She loves studying culture and history, as well as economics. As one of the few young, self-made millionaires, getting on her good side could open lots of doors for you.
>Dubs or more
Congrats, it's your waifu/husbando. Enjoy!
So Anon, who did you get? do you think you'll enjoy the month you spend together?
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>>37003932
Rolling for that sweet night lovin
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Giggers are nay
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Rollin for big guy :3
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>tfw want to write
>only story I'm interested in working on is unpublishable because it's too derivative of other shit
>too anxious to even share it with a close friend
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I write a bunch but never feel happy with it. The few people who I have shown it to say they like it.
I'm pretty sure they're lying...
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>>37003914
I feel you guys. I want to write a novel but I'm so paralyzed by my own self-hatred. No matter what I put down on the page I always hate it, so I just avoid doing any work at all costs.
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>>37003958
How do you get over it?
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How does this image make you feel?
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Makes me think the Pistons will never make the Finals as long as LeBron is in the East
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>>37003837
MANLETS BTFO ONCE AGAIN.
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN.
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>>37003837
She have Latino features so I don't care.
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Are video games the problem with our society?
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>>37003680
Yes, time to chainsaw the stupid xbox and the gaystation4.
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>>37003680
>got tired of video games
>actually tried to find some sort of career track job with my worthless degree
>failed left and right even though roasties and niggers with similar qualifications get handed jobs on silver platters.. never even felt like I was making any sort of progress
>hopeless and now spend a lot of time drinking
No, the problem with society is alcohol!
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Wake me up when the 20s year old women make the moves on the 'childish' men and through the power of relationship grow them up.
>tfw never wake up
Articles like this shame the shameful into the deeper escape and then you soon you will be reading the articles about "Shut-In men are to blame for women never having kids in life."
You can talk about this manning up bullshit as you will but there is no reasons for obeying finger wagging nincompoops.
Am I the only one who thinks meditation and spirituality is just a bunch of bullshit?
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>>37003612
No but you're wrong
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>>37003645
What exactly does meditation or spirituality actually accomplish within the realm of the physical world?
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>>37003612
Nah
My group of friends in college were all about meditation and shit and it surprised me because most of them were my friends in HS and we were all the AP/honors kids. I just shook my head and went along with it when they told me about it.
Why do weebs come on this board? Why can't you just fuck off to one of the anime boards and stop shitting up this board with your trap shit?
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Why do normies come to 4chan? Why can't you just fuck off to one of the trending sites and stop shitting up this site with your whining shit?
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>>37003583
Ironically, I don't even post anime on this board. There is no reason to do so.
Why would someone be pissed about a drawing anyway ? i didn't know you guys turned out full tumblr since all those years.
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>>37003660
>>37002601
Look at this thread and tell me this isn't pure cancer that needs to be removed from /r9k/
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>"Daddy, why don't I look like you or mommy? What race am I?"
What do you tell her?
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>>37003574
Darling, you're a mix of mommy and daddy! That makes you double the beautiful
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>>37003590
>That makes you double the beautiful
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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your mixed ofc
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>250 word essay due next week
>havent even began it yet
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>>37003551
did you miss a zero there
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>>37003551
>47 word master's thesis due in 2 years
>haven't even started
fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>37003551
250 words isn't even that much. Was that a typo or something?
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>another day
>got another girl to send me nudes
who else /can't talk to girls irl but have no trouble going all the way over the internet/ here?
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Alright faggot, you obviously want us to validate you.
>>37003516
There's your you.
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>>37003516
I saved that pic. Give me more.
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>>37003550
t-thanks anon
but really i'm a robot, KHV loser. I'm a social retard irl
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I spent the last hour hysterically sobbing because I realized they gave me the wrong shade of makeup (foundation) at the department store earlier today. I have Mother's Day plans tomorrow at 11am, and the mall doesn't open until 11am so I can't make an exchange. The rest of the week I'm working and going to classes after work. I want to fucking kill myself. I hate how I look without makeup so, so much. I hate how I look. I'm crying again right now typing this. I consciously know how dumb this is. I really can't explain it. I'm not oblivious to how trivial this is. I just can't help being so upset. I can't be late for any plans or my brain shuts down. I can't go without wearing makeup or I have an anxiety attack. I don't want to wake up tomorrow. I've lurked this board for years and I know how fucking stupid I am to post this here. I know I'll be criticized for posting this. But I just desperately need someone to tell me I'm going to be okay. I don't have friends in real life and the only conversations I have are on here. I cannot stop crying. I don't want to wake up tomorrow. It's too overwhelming. I don't know what to do.
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>>37003504
You're going to be okay.
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>>37003504
Hello anon, I know how you feel. It sounds like a panic attack to me. Trust me, you will be okay - it is truly not a big deal. No one will notice the slightly different shade, you'll be fine. Sometimes people like us with issues overreact to little stuff, but really it just is little stuff. Don't worry, just get a little drunk if you think it'll help or listen to some comfy music and try to sleep
If you like folky music I can send you some stuff that helps me when I have panic attacks
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>>37003528
Thank you anon. I know this is so dumb. But that helped to read in real life.
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>tfw 22 years old
The pain is never orge
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>>37003434
Damn, I miss 2011
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That pic struck a cord for some reason. I've seen it before, just never like this.
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TFW stuck in 2010-11 :/
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>tfw no big white cuck to pound my latino boipucci
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>>37003227
Same, man
I wish I were a girl so guys could find me exotic
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>>37003227
>tfw no big cuddly guy to watch thought provoking movies with
why am I so unhappy
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>>37003243
>Same, man
>I wish I were a girl so guys could find me exotic
same
Every time there's a curry fetish thread it makes me cry because I wasn't born a girl
Even if I transitioned I would just look like a weird Indian tranny
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Hello wagie, I hope you really enjoyed your day.
Monday is coming wagie, tic toc, wagecuck.
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>>37003174
Can you play this neetie boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnk
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>tfw starting new temp job at a call center on monday
>tfw only thing I am looking forward to is all the roasties and having air conditioning.
Come on uni start already so I have an excuse to not be working.
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>>37003174
Ah, a fellow master of the guitar. I just got done playing smoke on the water. I'm trying to decide whether I should play nib or whole lotta love next. What do you think?