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>>37778043
whats your setup lad?

spent the night bombing hills drunk with my pal

>>37778043
Looks comfy, I'm jelly.

Eating some penne with butter and herbs

In about an hour my mates and I are gonna smoke and chill

>got booty called by a drunk roastie last night
>shut that whore down

I am pure, repent ye roasties and normalfags

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>>37777991
I'm not you


Origininin

>>37777991
>and I'm not even a normie
No, you're very special.

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>be gamer girl roastie
>go to e3
>surrounded by thirsty nerds
>they keep buying me free shots
>get into every bar for free
>have to present and host for e3 all tomorrow
>make (public) tweets about wanting to get fucked up and party all night anyway
>don't show up for work
>realize i fucked up my entire career by blowing off my presentations to get drunk and cheat on my boyfriend with a nerdy robot
>have the entire reddit community whiteknighting and trying to find me thinking im raped dead and butchered
>mfw

husband's twitter

https://twitter.com/erhotv

https://twitter.com/TheLauralania

>>37778014
whats the evidence that she cheated on her bf?

>>37777862
Post cute feet.

Postie your roastie

Organo

>>37777862
Then you have nothing to offer this board, or any board on 4chan.

tits or get the fuck out, tramp

>>37777831
literally what. speech english thenk you

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>>37777831
I see what your saying. And yes the board probably did change. You've got people who claim to be robots hating every single person that actually tries to help them and there's also a lot of people who encourage suicide. I'm not sure if it toxic back during the age you were talking about, but it's certainly poison for the mind now.

I just took a big shit, I feel it in my kidneys

shake that booboo

>>37777718
straight up what the fuck do you cringe-mongers make these low tier threads for? good god this is hard trash

>>37778923
EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING FAGGOT

God damn I hate that fatass Atlas

>>37777735
I had a friend who used to be fat. He never did anything to curb his eating habit or to burn of excess blubber. He went on like that for years until one day, something dramatically changed inside of him. You might call it a change of heart about his lifestyle, particularly about whether said muscle could continue to support it. He's dead now.

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Low creativity bump

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I'm exactly in the same situation, mah dood.

>>37778022
tell me about her man.

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>>37777556
>tfw I've thought about her every single day since we met almost a year ago
>fall asleep and wake up thinking of her
>In a month I'll probably never see her again
>I'll probably think of her for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ

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>>37777540
Faggotry is an abomination. Stop watching porn and repent ya cocksucker.

>>37777563
Please keep posting here dear sir

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>>37777540
>The boy in that pic will never bully you and make you suck him off

Never actually fucked my mom. All I ever do is rub and kiss her feet. I also sometimes take pics of her feet or creep shots when she gets out of the shower and jerk off to those.

She also snuggles with me in bed when I'm naked and doesn't care.

>>37777526

I'm really into mother son incest, but I'm not into my own mother. However I've had my fair share of incest dreams about my mother. I'm pretty sure they don't come from an actual desire to fuck her, but to just have a better relationship with her. Our relationship has been a bit strained for the past 5 years or so.

>>37777616
That's kinda hot?

Is she oblivious to the sexual undertones?
How old are both of you?

>>37777483
You don't just "be alpha"

>have gf who has a friend that also thinks your hot
>get girl to talk to friend about it

>be a guy who two sluts think is attractive
>be fucking one of the sluts with demonstrated prowess
>the other slut will be down.

One that has the booze and gets lucky enough to set them into just the right giggle-tease mood.
But I doubt you'll find that many unpaid girls who can get flatout convinced to double team any guy all the time. Maybe for his birthday or such.

>>37777483
he has a big dick, so he feels good about himself. that makes everything easier in life

but did you miss your bus, anon?

>push and pull on shit
>feel its pressure on the walls of my ass hole
>can't help but moan as shit slides in and out of me

Devilish

>>37777497
It leaves in about 30 minutes

>>37777421
ill break you anon.

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I want to break a cute smol femboy with my big white cock

>>37777421
Ur gey
You probably like being abused
fag

>>37777403
Is there anything funnier than seeing a Mexican wearing a Maga cap while waving the American flag
I live in Texas and have the Mexican flag hanging over my house proudly and no white sissy has given me trouble

>>37777403
>Can non whites be robots?
Can whites be robots?

>>37777527
It really is pathetic to see these people sucking the white man's dick desu

maybe one day they will grow up and realize trump ran on a position of fucking up their life and deporting members of their family

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>>37777527
That's because nobody cares you dumb bean.
>Is there anything funnier than seeing a Mexican patriot?

Yeah a bean boy who bites the hand that feeds him

fuck her 'til your bored
her feelings are nothing
take some pics and upload it to the internet
when the else are you going to get some tight teen puss?

>>37777401
fuck her you fucking faggot. are you fucking kidding me. 18 year old puss doesn't just fall in your lap if you're 33.

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>>37777401
this is a non-issue youre just came to humblebrag, my nigger. fuck her tight little 18 year old cunt idiot