uh la love
im fallin in love
and its better this time then ever before
THE TIP OF MY PENIS IS BLEEDING THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD OH GOD
NEVER EVER EVER FAP WITH A SNOW GLOVE. JUST DONT
>THE TIP OF MY PENIS IS BLEEDING
Looks like we're going to have to remove it to prevent any further damage.
>came from ED in 2005
>tfw outlasted moot
who else ancient af?
>31 this year
rose is the best waifu
she is also 31 this year
ye its cracky
i dont wanna highjack the thread with rose pics
mainly because rose doesnt deserve it
What is that specific crime you always wanted to do but never got around to yet?
Why do women wear these?
How common is a handjob fetish
DRUGS AND THEIR MBTI
>ESTP - cocaine
>INFP - codeine
>ESFP - alcohol
>ENFP - MDMA
>ISTJ - cigarettes
Feel free to add more or revise what I already have.
>Girlfriend comes to visit me
>beg her to humor me in my diaper fetish
>she gets disgusted by it but agrees on the condition that I let her do something in the future
>I force her to poop in the diaper
>after pooping in the diaper, she gets disgusted and goes to clean up
>feeling adventurous and turned on in the moment, I decide to try it
>take a small bite out of the poop
>don't tell her
>give her a kiss when she's done cleaning herself and say thank you
>she still doesn't know
Anybody else ever sink this low?
What do you want r9k?
What game/anime/movie best simulates love? I'm lonely
>If you have a friend outside of the domain of animal or imaginary you aren't a robot
>If you are anything outside of the religious spectrum of polytheistic you aren't a robot
>If you aren't in a state of psychosis atleast 5 times a month you aren't a robot
>If you think you are a robot,you aren't a robot
>if you spend all your time making arbitrary distinctions about what makes a robot and what doesn't you should probably kill yourself
I mean it's not like anybody actually WANTS to be a robot, right? I mean, who would want to feel my pain?
Hi I'm Brappel and you're all invited to go to hell! Please go back to LeReddit
After he beats the kingdom hearts series, let him be
anyone else hate reversing?
Would you date a girl whose penis is bigger than yours?
Definitely. Though I'd prefer if she wasn't circumcised so she could tease me about how desensitized and small my penis is compared to hers, so it'd be pointless for me to ever try to top her. Plus, I'd get to play with the foreskin I've never known. It's a win/win.