>tfw I can make my booty clap
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woah, calm down, big guy
>>37581621
Sounds like you need 400micrograms of lsd
>tfw think most men look above average and most women are below average or blonde disgusting roasties
>not even gay
Why can't I just be gay, anon? No woman will ever want to take my virginity
What Should I do ?
>Be me
>Create a fake facebook with an ugly profil's (4/10 ) picture
>Star to discuss with a leftist
>Talk more and more (3 months )
>Became her confident
>Know all her sexual life
>Have already fucked with edge virgin for please him
>Is impressed by my intellectual
>Want actually to met me and take a drink
>Is a real slut, take in mouth, ass and facial and is easy with men
>Is 18
>Me in reality : 6/10
Should I go met her and fuck hard ? And just after having cum in her mouth say that I'm from the Alt right ?
Stop browsing /pol/, you underage retard. Do you even realize how cringy this is?
>>37581583
Seriously, this >>37581614
You are a khv and you will be for the rest of your life if you keep indulge in this retarded fantasies
I gave one a baby. Would not recommend.
Hello, /r9k/. Robots, how much do you agree with pic related?
Woah, what could this be?
It's loosey, somewhat goosey...
A goose's anus
>>37581547
It's somethings Anus, not a goose's
>>37581559
I wanna stick my tongue in there
>Pretending to fall for the post pretending to fall for the post pretending to fall for the post pretending to fall for the post pretending to be a newfag in response to OP's post pretending to be Stanley
>It works
>tfw no Oppai Loli gf who doesn't even know what sex is that lets you titfuck her because she thinks it's just a game
Fembots, what's your opinion on this tattoo
>>37581411
Tasteless and ugly. Probably got it done when she was drunk or something
I fucking hate Asians. They're pathetic. And not just East Asians, West Asians too. Indians make me sick. The amount of self hate you fucking people harbor is incredible. It's disgusting to see how obsessive fucking shit skin Indians are over white skinned blonde haired blue eyed Stacys. You're embarrassing yourselves. You clowns see how white people treat blacks and Hispanics and every other minority group in America but you think just because you have a high IQ, you're above the rest of us and white society will accept you. Guess what? They don't and they never will. You'll always be that goofy chink in their eyes and your women will always be "sucky sucky fye dorra". Even if your half while, get it through your thick fucking mongoloid skull, you're not a white person. Your model minority status doesn't make you white, it just makes you a house nigger. And even house niggers, at the end of the day, are still niggers. You're a gook and you always will be a gook. And that's what's great about you. Study your own culture and your own history and your own race, take pride in that. Stop trying to assimilate and be white. No amount of race mixing will make you white. The sooner you realize this, the sooner this retarded shit will stop.
Japanese are ok though, they don't seem as autistic.
>Always feel annoyed and feel little respect to my own mother even if she raised me and worked hard so I can be comfy
>See father that left the family and didnt do bathshit in my childhood
>Feel happy and respectful around him
Your father is your friend and your mother is not. Take some time and you'll probably realize you don't respect your father as a parent, but as a friend.
>>37581333
what the fuck
>origigian.
>see someone standing around awkwardly
>they arent even in my way
>blinding rage
everytime im about to get the fucc in a dream i get cockblocked and subsequently wake up
>mfw
Mine are always so long in the ramp up to the actual sexy stuff that I start doing something else or begin to wake up when I start feeling pleasure. I don't think I've ever had an in dream orgasm before.
The worst part is when you can start to feel your own body in bed but it's not enough to realize your dreaming and stop yourself moving and you just wake up.
Cans of chili are good because you can eat them cold right out of the can or if you want to heat it up put it next to the flames for a bit. What is ur favorite can food?
>>37581224
You can eat it cold right out of the can or if you want to heat it up put it on your radiator for a couple of hours
>>37581273
commenasntwatdsgotoolowwinconatnentt
pic related, eat cold straight from the can
Why do we have to go and make things so complicated, r9k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE