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What is the best year of your life and why is it 2012
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in 2012 things were going pretty smooth for me.

2013 things started to go south

2014 everything fuckin collapsed
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2010-2011 was the best year of my life because it was senior year so I was on autopilot and I thought life could only go up from there
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2012 I met a very special girl the week before New Years. Meeting someone I clicked with right away a few days before the start of a new year felt fucking surreal.

I'm not sure if she was worth it at the end of it all, but every week before New Years, I know that something good can still happen.

She tried to get back in touch with me before 2017 started but I didn't respond to any of her texts. She's not who I want anymore, and she wouldn't want me either way.

I'm sorry Diana.

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Nothing like waking up and making 150 bucks while you were sleeping. I'm investing every penny I can in this shit. It's do or die for me. It's going to hit 100 but it may pull back before then. GET IN NOW WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME.
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care to explain how a NEET with no skills in anything could get free money using this (which i'm supposing to be an e-money thing like bitcoins)?
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Make an account on coinbase and buy eth it's that simple
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>>36682076
>mfw I got in ETH at 10 and sold at 20

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I have been struggling with bipolar/depression, enough so that I had to go to the hospital for a suicide attempt. I was much better for a few days but now I am slipping back into my old self. I know what I should do to change but I feel like I simply don't want to. I don't want to live my life the shithole, awkward way I have been but I have this stubborn need to keep my habits. Any help?

Pic is of my dog, I can share more of those if you want to
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>>36681984
yo that looks so much like my brown lab Reeses, how old is your dog? Mine is about 10-12 y/o and he has all those white hair too. That's him on the left. Dogs are lifesavers, if it weren't for them, I would stay inside my room all year long.
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>>36682333
She's border collie and black lab mutt. She's only five but the white hair is her border collie showing
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>>36682484
oh. it makes her look older than she is. She's very nice though.

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Can someone help me calm down
I cant stop crying
please
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>>36681970
Whats wrong OP
Original
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>>36681970
Don't cry little anime boy, anon will protect you. Tell us what's going on.
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why are you such an attention whore
fuck off to tumblr lgbt and call the suicide hotline

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Is it possible for a woman to start to like you or is it either a hit or miss?

I told this grill how I feel (we've been friends for years) and she said she doesn't see me any other way but as one of her best friends. She still loves to hang out with me, no problems there. I still can't get over my need for her to be in my arms everyday until I die. Should I keep trying or was that my one shot?
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By and large, there is very very little chance of going from friend zoned to bf. It's essentially impossible, but really nothing is impossible, so to answer you: if you keep trying you will just look desperate, making it even less possible.

Here's an analogy: if you did your very best to...let's say break a wooden board with your hand, but you just hurt your hand, do you think that if you just kept on trying that it would change anything?
In answer, it would change something: your hand would get hurt more and more.

You don't need to make one person your focus, less so when they're not interested in you. Work on yourself, but not for her, do it for yourself.
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You dumbass why would she become your girlfriend when she could get an Alpha while youre orbiting her so you could be the one she complains about her bf to.

Here's a hint, look for a perfect 10 girl, create a relationship with her, perhaps friends or not, don't matter, go on an unassuming date and make sure you tell the girl you like about how amazing this girl is and how glad you have her to talk to about it.... seek to make her jealous and rethink your value... the more women in your life who are taking up your time keeping you away from her, will make your company seem more valuable.... Build up your value you pathetic betabot.
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>>36681953
There's nothing ambiguous about it. She doesn't want a relationship with you and never will. Don't pretend to be friends with girls just because you think it will get you into a relationship later. It won't.

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the only people who dont want to lose me are people from elementary school.
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>>36681952
That's pretty nice of them, really. I guess you've got something to be grateful for :)
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>>36681952
i only had 1 friend throughout middle and elementary

none in highschool, ive never known why people dont like me, everytime someone is around me they say i am funny but no one ever wanted to be my friend. so it is what it is.
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you got me beat by a long shot.

I'll start
>Gotta be up at 7 for work that starts at 9
>Be home at 6
>One hour unpaid lunch at 1
>Building is a new office, but its surrounded by crackheads that I have to dodge on my way to the bus stop
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>>36681943
Give us a run down, whats your wage/hr

I wish my work gave me the hours. Nice 30$ CAD/Hr but shit all shifts
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>>36681968
$15.53 CDN/hr

They gave me a raise from $12/hr, but I'm still living at home and can't afford a car.
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>>36681993
Oh an its full time, which is nice - I'm one of the few young people working a Mon-Fri 9-5 schedule

What other social communities are y'all part of other than 4chan?

Someplace where you regularly interact with the same persons. So like a forum, or discord or something.
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>talking to people outside of 4chan
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~the real world~

have u heard of it?
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facebook.com
twitter.com
tumblr.com

try these

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If you can't get laid. Consider talking to a qt braphog.

I feel like they always hookup with robots.
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No. Fat people are disgusting.
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>braphog
You meant softgirl, right OP?
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>>36681923
literally my fetish

unfortunately they're much like skinny girls in that they generally expect you to have a job and not live in your parents' basement at 30.

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Before getting oneitis:
>A GIRL WILL BE THE ONE, THE PERFECT GIRL FOR ME, LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! SHE WILL BE THE ONE!

After getting oneitis:
>Relationships are just shit that happens and you learn to deal with different aspects of your personalities, also fuck, fuck a lot and fuck whenever there's a problem you don't want to solve, no girl is really "perfect" for you, no need to feel anxiety over a girl you think it's good for ye

Who else /growing up/ here?
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>>36681901
Nice try pal.
I see your tricks.
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>>36681901
I've grown out of wanting a gf, I just don't want to deal with it, I'm okay now and I realized that I can't actually love a girl

So yeah
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Is that the qt loli from Logan?

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If blacks should be euthanized because they have low IQs, shouldn't we eliminate anybody who isn't asian, jewish, or asian too to help mankind?
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>>36681899
Yes, but only regarding the US. In Europe, it's the Arabs, Blacks, Slavs, French, Italians, Spanish, Greek, English and Swedes.
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>>36681899
Asian here
Honestly i completely agree desu
America would be better off if we were in charge
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>>36681899
Yes we should, OP. Who's to say that the 100 average IQ whites have is good enough? Why should we lower our standards to 100 when there are races that have an average IQ of 110+. Whites should be regarded the same way as the other retard races.

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are gunshot wounds to the head usually instant deaths? my parents friends have a neighbor who shot himself in the head but is a vegitable now. can a 12 gauge with 00 buck in the mouth still not kill instantly? can that be messed up if angled too far up or back even in the mouth
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>>36681881
Just aim for the roof of the mouth, not the throat, and you're good.
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like 45 degrees? and would it be instant of you used 00 buck?
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>>36681976

and then you fuck up and miss the brian stem completely and end up forced to live without a face

of course shotguns tend to do the job well enough but i've always thought it would make sense to do it with 9mm or 45 ACP off the ledge of a building or in a noose or something as secondary guarantors

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>parents threaten to kill me/throw me out when I try to cook, pick up food, look for work
>then complain every week about how I'm not a musically talented chad with several girlfriends
What do I do robots?
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>>36681788
Ur parents are failures bro make sure they know it.
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>>36681827
If I back talk them they get other family members to gang up on me and beat the shit out of me.
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You're a dumbfuck, take the hint, you're not wanted.... MOVE OUT and stop seeking approval... geez, no wonder you're a musician, all you want to do is emote and get attention for it.... you're parents are probably right and are sick of your emo bullshit.

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You couldn't win in a fair fight. (Inb4 I bribing mcmahon lol)
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>>36681742
I wouldn't be in the ring. The ring isn't in my house.
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>tfw it's fake
>tfw her muscles are for show
>tfw mr. mcmahon boned her
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>>36681742
she couldnt dominate a ham sandwich

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Hows your resume lookin' wagebots?
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Houstonbot?

Ey man hook it up with some alcohol. SW reporting in.
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>>36681727
>listening skills
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damn what a disgusting format

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