who else listens to the same song over and over again for weeks
>>38391139
This girl looks just like me but a gril
lol and i thought i was the only one.
>>38391139
It's called OCD
>tfw not masculine enough
>index finger and ring finger are the same length(meaning VERY LOW testosterone)
>pic related feminine face
>no girl will ever truly love me cause they are biologically wired to love masculine men
When you're not masculine women don't even consider you a man, when they think of men they think of the type of guy on the cover of a romance novel, they think of chad.
if they ever "love" you it's as a beta provider
This hurts me so fucking much I just want to die.
>tfw could have easily been avoided if only I had played sports as a kid to raise testosterone levels
>>38391067
>tfw not masculine looking at all
>old men wink at me
>people call me buddy
>it's weird when you swear because you look so innocent
strangely lots of girls have expressed interest in me too. I don't understand it
>>38391141
>lots of girls have expressed interest in me too
Cause they want your beta bux
It's the same with me, but I know they won't actually like me the way they do Chad.
>>38391174
In high school I had no money, at work I was making minimum wage
When did you realised you dint want kids
when they showed us a video of a woman giving birth and screaming and crying and bleeding in 7th grade
>>38391052
Op here I realised when I would have to take care of some piece of shit kid and have to spend all my money on him plus I just always hated chidlren
>>38391052
i always knew it was wrong
Which one is the best onewhich one do you have and do you like its looks?
I have #8
I don't like the way it looks and I'm pretty insecure about it, but I don't really like sex anyways so it doesnt bother me all that much.
>>38391824
8 is pretty nice desu.
>>38390980
number 10 looks the best, then number 6 and maybe 20.
>tfw cucked by mr. dick AGAIN
Thats what you get when you cant satisfy your woman you cuck nigger
>>38391009
Mr. Dick's 7"x 5.5" stats are the bare minimum nowadays.
Imagine being a sub 5" dicklet and having sex with some girl knowing that Mr. Dick is lurking in her drawer... that her moans are fake and that your penis will never measure up to the orgasmic pump of Mr. Dick.
Suicide-worthy.
Mr. Dick is my waifu
>Trump has been president for almost 6 months
I thought he was getting impeached any day now?
>Not my President
What part of that do you not understand?
>>38390907
Trump is an Alpha male among cucks who can't handle him.
>>38390907
I don't really care one way or the other about Trump.
>in the library with that asian butthole thread open
>suddenly a qt indian girl in my bio class asks if I'm studying for Mondays exam
>oh fuck too late to close it now
>make small talk and we both day yeah a lot
Why did we both say yeah so much? I'm almost sure she didn't know what it was because of the angle and size of the thumbnails.
Pls help, I'm guessing we both just spilled our spaghetti
>>38390882
was she right behind you or lateral to the screen?
can you link the thread famalingodingo?
>>38390882
how did she come up to you? orig
How do i destroy my libido?
It's the only thing that makes me want a girl. If i didn't want sex, i would be happy alone.
Which drugs are effective? Is nofap effective? I heard it just makes you more horny.
>>38390861
wouldn't getting a girl be easier and healthier than destroying your biological urges? This is extremely cuckold-tier.
Hard antideps.
>>38390900
First day here? Nice dubs I guess.
ITT stories we still get off to
>Be me
>Be horny teenager bored at home
>Start going through sister's stuff to find fap material
>NoDildos.jpg
>Going through her makeup bags
>Find curling iron
>Jackpot.rar
>Stick it in my ass and begin masturbating
>Feels good but cold metal was a bit of a shock
>Figure I could turn it on and off at a good pace just to keep it warm
>Doing my best not to leave it on too long
>Push my luck and it burns hair and dingleberries
>The smell is horrendous
>Throw up immediately
>Sister comes home just then and sees me
>I pull the curling iron out of my ass which is quickly followed by running dookie butter
>The curling iron is covered in shit and burnt hair
>The bathroom is covered in vomit and runny brown water
>Sister stares at me mouth agape
>She walks out the front door again
>Haven't heard from her in a couple months
I cannot fathom someone wrote this
>>38390892
This sort of thing was par for the course 10 years ago. But you wouldn't know that.
>>38390892
Why don't you share a similar story about yourself?
What's your favorite video game, robots?
>>38390845
Legend of Zelda Link to the past
Kingdom Hearts. Only from association/nostalgia, though.
If I had bought it today and played it for the first time, I probably wouldn't be very moved by it. I'd "like" it, yes, but it wouldn't be my favorite. Or maybe it would. I don't know. It's got a nice atmosphere. The disney characters are a little goofy/offputting in some way, though.
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Sorry, I'm not that much into vidya.
I remember when interacting with people I might get a random insult I couldn't come back from. How can I get some goo comebacks? The insults are usually (Or hypothetically would be):
>You have no friends
>You have no life
>You're ugly
>You're weird
>You're a virgin
>>38390819
"Thats.. kinda rude"
Best response is an honest one. Don't give in to anger or a need to feel superior. You'll always come out the better person.
>>38391605
>be a loser who takes shit from people then goes home with his superiority complex to bitter loneliness
best advice here OP since everyone does that
>>38391633
Really? The reason they are insulting you is try to make themselves feel superior to you. If you have to stoop down to their level to try and feel better about yourself, you are doing the exact same thing they are. It's a pissing contest and everyone involved is a loser.
What's the longest NoFap streak you robots have achieved? For me it's two weeks.
3 days and 12 hours fml
>>38390752
3 days for new years 2017
can a nigga just fap in peace without feeling guilty?
Anyone else /depressionbrainlet/? It's much worse becoming a brainlet through depression than it is to be born a brainlet because, at the back of my mind, I can remember a time when my mind was more than just a slow, foggy, empty piece of shit. It's torture.
>>38390733
I dunno how close to the truth I am, but I heard somewhere that physical problems may be the cause. In particular, breathing. I feel constantly tired with very few bright moments, and I have problems breathing, so look into this. I even resolved a few headaches once by breathing deeply.
Yeah but it's because I stopped trying. If something is going to rack my brain I just say forget it and move on. I try to be a zombie as much as I can
>>38390733
I went through a period of complete empty misery when i was about 14 through to 16 and I honestly do feel stupider. But I may have just always been stupid and realised it as I got older.
> be beta kissless virgin smart kid in the class
> be in team project with chad, turn out we both like board games
> go to house and play
> 8/10 qt older sister plays with us
> had good time and thought nothing about it
> now she says hi to me in the halls and smiles at me, want me to throw ball with her after class
what's the logical step to take from here? she's definitely qt in a tomboy way but 2 years older and can definitely beat me up. I don't see this working out as a relationship however i look at it. plus her brother would prob not approve and definitely not his dbag friends either.
>what's the logical step to take from here?
leave 4chan because you are underage
if you are 2 years younger than a girl and she's still in HS you must be like 15 or 16 tops
this is the final warning, if you post again, i will contant a mod and get you rangebanned
get swole so her bro wont fuck with you
>>38390684
Or you could just, like, you know, hang out and think none of it like most people do.
>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, who although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.
>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.
I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW
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Cont of: http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/37949316/
> I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion...
uh wat?
>>38390958
Ugh, I need to edit it. But thanks for reading anyway. if you have any questions then feel free to ask.
>>38391042
well to be frank with you, i was really just looking for an excuse to bump your thread out of interest in healthy dialogue - but i'd still appreciate the edit since i'm not quite sure how your discord operates