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Made a Desktop wallpaper, plz give me opinions because I am a fag which needs to be validated by other people :(
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why did you make this bud
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No


asdfdasfdasfasd
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>>37998293
This I shit. Make another one

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Alright /r9k, let's kick it back to the feels and sophomoric days.

How long did it take you to get over your first relationship: 1 Year

How long did the relationship last: 1 year

Why did it end: Distance and lack of commitment on her part.

Would you take them back: After taking it insanely slow, I honestly fucking hate myself for saying it, but I would take her back.

Have you dated since your first?: No
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>>37998273
>6 months
>1 year and a half
>I think I cheated on her actually
>heck no
>duh
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>>37998273

>How long did it take you to get over your first relationship: 0 years

>How long did the relationship last: 0 years

>Why did it end: "everything that has a begining has an end fagget"

>Would you take them back: ...

>Have you dated since your first?: 0 years
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>>37998273
What is it actually like to fall in love and actually get the girl you're in love with?

How long does it take for you to get used to being in a relationship?

How much does it hurt when you break up?

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What do you know about shadow people?
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>tfw you get so depressed that you stare into the darkness and wait for the shadow people to arrive
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>>37998192
Why do you call niggers shadow people ?
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Im not gay, thats all I know for sure.

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EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOODGOODGOODTIME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
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TONIGHTS THE NIGHT
LETS LIVE IT
UP
I GOT MY MONEY
LETS SPEND IT
UP
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Fuck off, you guys are even more annoying than the Kakyoin poster.
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>>37998167
what are we buying?
origami roro

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Anyone else here /onemealperday/ ?

I only eat once a day, around 2pm everyday. The meal consist of 1400 calories of anything I want. Just now I ate a whole chicken parm 12 inch hoagie with a side of fries and a diet dr pepper. It was delicious and also healthy since I'm in a calorie deficit and have been losing weight. It feels like I really did beat the system where I can enjoy any food I want AND lose weight.
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>>37998140
I only have a BMI of 17.5. If I did that, I'd die.
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No but it sounds really appealing. I gotta try that
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>>37998535
Better get bulking skeleton

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>decide to give up the porn jew
>want to fap since it's been about four days, but don't know how to get hard without porn

What do you guys do?
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Giving up on porn is for failed normies who just need a little bit more sex drive to have a good time!

Theres literally no reason to do it if your a true robot you will be lonley anyways and porn and heroin are the only things that bring me any emotion even resembling pleasure
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>>37998544
You robots sure are an interesting community. I came here just recently and I wonder, why are you like this?
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>>37998123
You can pull up Craigslist go to m4m and find a nice BBC Daddy to suck off. That should be fun

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How come my parents raised me to have my own opinions but then get pissy when i live by my own standards?
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>>37998098
>but then get pissy when i live by my own standards?
your standards being...?
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>>37998098
because parents are fucking idiots
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>>37998126
That's irrelevant

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Do you think this once sweet girl was changed forever after being exposed to BBC after prom?
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>>37998074
whats to say that she didn't stay the same sweet girl,settle down and live a happy life with him?


after taking the BBC of course
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>>37998074

Probs

>>37998862

Probs

Uu
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>>37998074
This thing is life changing

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>depressed for months
>only find happiness in videos with qt asians
Today I realized how bad it was and I can't stop crying at how pathetic this is. I was just laughing at their cuteness and it hit me h a r d.
I'm literally living vicariously some asian idol.
Has anyone felt like that so I can feel a bit better pls help
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>>37998035
Sit down and re-evaluate your life


adsfads


just keep on going and hope one day you can work and earn your freedom
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>>37998035
it's just good taste bro
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>>37998035
>Has anyone felt like that so I can feel a bit better pls help

No, but I realize I might have some weird autism when it comes to Korean dramas. I can watch any american drama and feel now emotion. Yet Korean ones make me feel all these emotions.

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What are we doing wrong?
If anyone actually goes outside and has friends like me.
You would know, even the ugliest/fattest/grossest weirdo's STILL get laid.

I never met someone IRL who was a Virgin.
I can't even consider the internet to be an accurate representation of reality.

I really have not ever seen a virgin before, while I know countless people who are hideous/fat/jobless/autistic who all have active sex lives.
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We go here
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I have at least 2 friends who I'm 90% are virgins. They're also relatively "normal". One of them is a bit fat and "eccentric" and the other is smart and hard working just very roboto with women.
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>What are we doing wrong?
Short answer: We have a distorted view of ourselves, others and the world. We focus on things that others overlook, usually negative: inhibitions, fears, insecurities. We are hypercognizant of these things, whereas Chad glosses over inadequacy or compensates with bravado or accessory skills.
Essentially, we are paralyzed by our fears and gravitate to the comfortable, easy things we already know because we are scared of failing so we don't even try.

Sometimes when jack off i nut so good i almost feel like crying because i can't believe anything can feel so good, like it's like if you feel so much pain your in shock but with pleasure. I came to hentai second time today and i was so good that even after hour now i still feel like i'm in some ecstasy, i don't even know if i want a girlfriend when i can go to another dimension with just with my hand and hentai
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I'm sad I won't ever feel this feel.
Four things I am missing.
>foreskin
>afraid of stimming prostate
>onahole
>drugs

I'm pretty sure with those 4 things you could nut yourself into a coma with hentai that hits your big fetishes
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>>37997947
>because i can't believe anything can feel so good
I don't know this feel.
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How can I make my orgasms feel nicer? I don't masturbate that often

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If Pepe is an animal with human features, does it mean that he's a furcag?
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>>37997936
*furfag sorry
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Pepe isn't a human nor an animal
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>>37998005
Then what is he?

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Why aren't you a chad, anon?
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>>37997900
why are white people so unaesthetic?

he looks like your average geeksquad plumber
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because chad is just a meme
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>>37997900
Because I eat 3200kcals a day ad do weightd but still cant get over 54kg.

Atleast I have a nice face

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BOOM! CLAP! SOUND OF MY HEART!
THE BEAT GOES ON-ANON-ANON YEAH!
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>>37997824
Whip whip watch me nae nae
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NOW THEY ALWAYS SAY CONGRATULATIONS
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MILE AND A HALF ON A BUS TAKES A LONG TIME
THE ODOR OF OLD PRISON FOOD TAKES A LONG TIME
TO PASS YOU BY

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Hey guys. I'm studying abroad for a year in Japan starting this fall, and I heard it's really easy for white guys to get laid there. Do you think I have a chance?
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Yes. In b4 other white guys rain your parade
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It's 50/50 don't talk about anime though.
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>I will never slay a Japanese waifu like in pron

why live

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