Can you guys share good music? I need something. Preferably anything electronic/instrumental.
Femanons, post info about your ideal bf
> His age
> His height, build,general looks
> His ethnicity and location
> His hobbies/interests
> Why do you want a bf
> What could you offer
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
> Deal breakers
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Hey there. Wanna talk about stuff? Let's get it going because I cannot sleep over here
I've been reading about strangulation. It sounds like way to painful and can take up to 20 fucking minutes. Can't do that.
Only have a 22 revolver, probably leave me brain damaged.
Is there a non meme way of ending it without excruciating pain.
maybe boy scouts so I could have had something more for my college resume but also my entire troop made my life miserable as fuck.
I'm so glad I dropped school band though, that shit sucked.
What do honestly think about white people?
>what do you think about white ppl
I think the females have delicious asses
School greentext thread. Share stories boys
>around 7 years old
>maths teacher talking about estimating
>tells the class that there's 100 buttons on the desk, and she wants us to use estimation to make a guess as to how many buttons there are
>we all line up to the desk and answer
>kids in front of me saying dumb shit like "97, 85, 109"
>I get up and say 100
>told I'm wrong because I didn't estimate
>say I know there's 100 buttons so there's no need to estimate
>told I'm not playing by the rules and I have to estimate
>say my guess is 100 and guessing a rounded up number like 100 makes way more sense than something like 102
>told I'm wrong again and estimating means being almost right
>give up and say 99
>go back to my seat confused
>when everyone has guessed, the teacher says to the class "see nobody got 100, but you all got close just by estimating, this is a really important skill in life"
>she ends the class and we all go to the yard for a break
>all the kids are making a game trying to find who guessed the closest number, as if the teacher never explicitly said there was 100 buttons beforehand
I've literally been thinking about this for decades. What the fuck was she on about? I'm convinced I read her mind and found out there was 100 buttons, it's the only thing that makes sense
the mind is great at distracting you from more important things by making you sit and think about meaningless things like this
I do this too and think about all the possible paths I could've taken over a situation that recently occurred
just try and forget it but if you need an answer then see >>39144205
>at a christian school
>got an absolute BITCH for the "christian studies class
>literally get detention for cleaning the elemntary building's stairs on SCHOOL CLEANUP DAY because I was "out of my assigned area"
>shes opposed to any idea other than whats in the Bible
>one day I get sick of it and vent in the group text that we made for that class cause shes also a confusing ass bitch
>a few weeks later the chat has devolved into meme material
>one kid's mom finds it and being that its a christian school, this kids christian parents screenshot it and send them to the school
>kid gets on right after shes done and warns us
>we delete it but the damage is done
>a few days later get called into the office
>this is freshman year of hs so I don't want a suspension or something on my record
>get in and my fucking MOMS in there
>hamplanet of a principal leads with "Anon, are you a christian?"
>"um yea why" i say to help myself
>"well this groupchat was vile and we might have to expel you for what you said there"
>end up reviewing the printed out screenshots that are like 30 pages because they took like all the shit I said
>turns out like 4 other kids had the same talk
>ended up leaving the school before they could expel me for some stupid jokes in a group chat
What type of girls do you attract?
Post hilarious images
who here /selfcheckoutGOD/?
people who don't put their shit straight into the bag after scanning deserve to be shot
>cant buy alcohol at self checkout
literally fucking worthless
How do you robots make the pain go away? For me? Percs and weed.
>open up 7 tabs of porn you're genuinely interested in
>cum on the second
Post a drawing which looks like you.
I wish I had the uniform to go with the hair, face, and build.
How do I stop getting turned on by small penis humiliation, cuckolding and NTR?
Does anyone else here enjoy small penis humiliation, cuckolding and NTR?
Just stop watching porn. It's the only permanent solution to your perversions.
>see girl around campus
>every time I see her I catch her staring at me then she looks away
>sometimes she'll look me up and down
What did she mean by this?