why are humans females the only animal who get fat and stay fat after baby?
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>>35933949
>tomcat'd
women only get fat after babby because of modern technology
the tendency to put on weight after being pregnant was beneficial when humans were hunter-gatherers
just another case of technology evolving faster than humans
>humans are too smart for their own good and it is wrecking nature
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>>35933949
I wonder if those cats are gay as they are both so big? They are super cute tho. And the one looking into the camera is trying to steal some atteeensszhhhion.
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>>35934013
>just another case of technology evolving faster than humans
Start mailing bombs
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what does /r9k/ think about lil peep ? is he /our guy/?
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>>35933942
R9k loves peep
There has never been another individual that perfectly represents and personifies who and what /r9k/ is in essence.
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>>35933942
Is he a Devils fan? Our season has been a disaster.
inb4 liking sports is for normies
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>>35933942
He always talks about drugs and sex and shit like that. Despite the depressive lyrics I don't feel any connection with him. /ourguy/ is Front Porch Step.
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Post storirs of your only comtact with girlss...
I eated the poopy of my teacher onsee.. Mhmm so tasty.. I from india btw
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Hey cute gorlss.. Answer me... Oink
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>>35933984
You seee gorls.?? Im hot pig... Oink oink so good
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Oink haha.. I pig and u cow... Wow so lovly
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>be me
>new girl at school
>7/10 roastie, really shy
>first guy to talk to her
>we talk for a bit
>asks me for my facebook
>get home after school and shes friended me
>text for a bit
>plan to hang out tomorrow after school
>next day
>ignores me the entire day
>get home after school
>ask her wtf
>gives me some bs answer
>unfriend her and tell her bye
did i do good anons?
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>>35933930
>roasties
>school
>bs
>unfriending
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>>35933930
you sound like some retarded underage moron
why is r9k full with kiddies these days?
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>>35933972
THIS SENPAI.
Fuck off youngfag
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>sister said she'd buy me a milkshake when she comes home
>It's been two hours and she's not home
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She's fucking Chad oreganoano
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She had to go over to Chads to get a special ingredient to put in your milkshake.
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>>35933881
She's getting her ass hammered by Chad, now shut the fuck up you beta
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Is it still gay if you're both pretending to be the girl?
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>>35933819
I would totally do this with someone
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It's not gay. It's natural.
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>>35933819
>>35933873
Is there a name for this particular sex act?
Obviously it isn't technically gay seeing as the two people involved aren't even touching each other, let along having sex.
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>make extremely subtle, well though out bait post
>nobody replies to it
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>>35933812
Make it again, don't give up
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>>35933812
Most good threads die off real fast without many or any replies. Low IQ board.
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>>35933812
you can do it, you just gotta remake it and hope for the best
How do you decide if you want to spend the rest of your life with someone?
I want to marry a gf but from what I've read from history and social anecdotes in media and internet, marriage is a "Whatever" deal primarily motivated by baby shitting.
I don't think I ever want to have kids, but I'm getting sick of being alone now that I'm an adult with responsibilities.
A "bf gf" relationship also seems like a hit and miss gamble. Too volatile. Then again the last thing I want is to nonchalantly marry a girl I don't really like.
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>>35933808
There is literally no good reason to marry if you don't want kids. Why wouldn't you want kids?
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Marriage is a child-rearing contract.
You select a marriage partner with acceptable genetics and income to jointly pool resources and effectively raise children.
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>>35933868
Why would anyone WANT kids? Having children is just as futile as anything else, so why waste that much time, effort, and money ripping some poor souls from the Void so you can pretend you "live forever" or "leave a mark" or "pass your genes" or some retarded monkey gorilla shit?
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>You can't order that sir it's for the kids menu only
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>>35933796
I'm pretty sure everything on the kids menu is on the adults menu
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>>35933836
Why are you "pretty sure" when you're wrong? Google it, people get told they can't get chicken fingers or grilled cheese sandwiches or whatever all the time because it's kids menu only.
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just be glad you don't get carded at the age of 26
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*bIocks your way*
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Am i very small, or is it very big?
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>"Thanks for getting rid of that annoying guinea pig, anon! You're so brave!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FPP4eIxX8
Oh my Goooooodd =333
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PCs, Internet and Smartphones were a mistake 2017-03-31 10:59:44 Post No.35933730
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PCs, Internet and Smartphones were a mistake
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Our generation is fucked up in the mind because of fucking Internet. I have always think that the worst mistake my parents did was to buy me a computer with access to the Internet and put it in my bedroom where I could do whatever I wanted.
Sometimes I have tried to see it as a positive thing, thinking that is better that I was in my computer playing or posting in stupid forums instead of being in the streets becoming a troublemaker, because I live in an area where many people is like that (drugs, fights, etc.).
But now, after many years, I have realised that it isn't like that. There is no positive thing about had been so many time in the computer wasting my time with stupid things. I don't see where was the positive thing in, for example, being all the weekend alone in my house watching porn all day and jerking like 10 times in a day. Sleeping during the day and then all the night playing or watching porn. Two days like that, without going out of my house until my parents came back on saturday afternoon.
If one day I have my own kids I won't ever buy them a computer and put it in their bedroom like my parents did. The computer would be in the living room, where I can see what are they doing. Also they won't have smartphone until they have 18 years minimum.
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Now I'm trying to disconect all I can from all things with screens. I think that we live in the age of screens. All people wherever you go is looking to a fucking screen, either the smartphone, the laptop and if you are at home the televison or the computer. We spent like 1/4 of our lifes looking to fucking screens. And then you wonder why so many of us have that lack of social habilities to talk to people and to meet girls. I wonder why it could be?
So that's what I think. Computers, then Internet and now smarphones (the final weapon of social destruction and the most perfect) have ruin many many lifes. I won't say they are bad per se because all technology depends of how you use it but I still think that having this things when you are still a kid fuck your brain and then it's very difficul to change that after years and years of the same habits.
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I've always been in agreement with this sentiment. However, when it comes to smartphones and social media, it's kinda necessary to exist socially. If you deprive your kids of the opportunity of being like the other kids (enough to where they can have friends), then they're gonna end up just like you are now: a socially deprived robot that has the free time to write shit this fuckin long out and thinks that people give a damn
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I grew up in an era before the internet and cell phones blew up so I'm kind of used to certain things
What does piss me off is the fact that kids are growing up on these garbage cell phone games
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1. Ask your mom if she'd rather you get a girlfriend with big or small boobs
2. Post her response here
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I'm already married to a woman with A cup tiny titties.
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I have a girlfriend of almost two years with D titties.
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>>35933747
>>35933771
cool
now get the fuck off this board
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How many days a week do you drink?
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2 or 3
Friday, Saturday and maybe Sunday.
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>>35933677
>How many days a week do you drink?
7 days a week
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>>35933677
Depends. I'm fairly poor, can't always afford it. Other times I'm too busy to. But it's usually Monday or Tuesday.
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anyone here likes to scare people? 2017-03-31 10:56:39 Post No.35933660
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anyone here likes to scare people?
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i usually just do it to my family. I'll hide somewhere when i hear somoene coming, or ill stand still in the dark or just wait behind the corner and jump out. My favorite thing to do, but also probably the most frightening thing for the other person i do is, when they are napping, i put my face inches from their face and wait for them to wake up. It usually happens after 10-15 sec and the reactions are priceless.
Parents and sister tell me im not normal when i do stuff like that but it just makes me happy like a little kid on christmas. No idea why.
My sister has traumas and fears from the shit i used to do.
But yea, share your techniques.
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>>35933660
My room is usually kinda messy with clothes everywhere so sometimes when someones about to come in i grab a pile of clothes and put it in the corner of my room and curl up underneath it and prcess to scare the shit out of them
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>>35934019
how do you have that much time to prepare
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>>35933660
>But yea, share your techniques.
I am >>35934019 tier when it comes to disguising my form in odd places.
I liked scaring people from the dark or when they think theyre alone.
Im black and skinny.
Also been told to wear a bell in jest on occasion.
I am the orginal spook.
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How do I kill myself while causing the least amount of damage to my brain?
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Decapitation. asdasfafs
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>>35933590
Exit bag nigger
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Drink lots of booze and take sleeping pills, wrap yourself in bin bags and lie on a train track you know will have night traffic on.
Lay on tracks like in the picture. Your wrists, body, and legs will be cut by the train's wheels leaving your head and brain intact.