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How come elliot, dylan, eric, randy stair and even the v tech shooter all shot themseleves in the head and none of them were botched but irl you always hear about people surviving? Do the cops just let them die instead of it was a regular suicide where they would try to interfere? dylan literally shot his temple and died but everyone says that has low success but they had cops everywhere there, couldnhe have been kept alive?
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>>39417778
I don't think it has a low success rate at all. It's just that headshot survivors get more attention because it's so uncommon. It's understandable why people would be afraid of such a thing though. Surviving the shot and becoming a vegetable or even worse paralyzed from top to bottom is something I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy. I think rumors stem from that fear.
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>>39417874
Like im not suicidal at all but just gotta ask so even just a 9mm like dylan used to the temple if you did that to the side of the head would you be dead in juat a few minutes? especially of no one was around?
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>>39417901
Yeah. I'm by no mean an expert but common sense would dictate that even if the shot botched you'd still die of blood loss pretty quickly.

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What is a good career choice?
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you should choose to not have a career
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>>39417648
This robot

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6
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>>39417677
l don't think that's a good career "choice" anon

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For me, it's Femto from Berserk.
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My boy, Donovan, the true hero of Berserk.
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not a goal but close to it. i just hate being fat
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>>39417793
>nonfictional
weird bodies only, m8

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Get out there and fight for Europe's independence and freedom!
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Shut up normie. Most europeans are normalscum.
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>>39417583
im in Australia though, im white an as long as im happy europe wins right?
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>>39417583

How though? Whats a way that doesn't include killing a bunch of people(yet)?

How do I know if Im a bad person?
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If you dont care about when you fuck up morally.
Of course I care about when I fuck up and I still think I'm a terrible person.
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>>39417458
You're only a bad person if you think you're a bad person. There's no objective standards for measuring such a thing.
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>>39417458
if you are not liked by others you are a bad person. Morality is meme the only thing matters is how you look to people

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>degree in social work

Am I screwed?
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>>39417451
yes
social work is stressful
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>>39417451
Why would you ever subject yourself to that? Did you ever just take a walk around the rural areas where you live to see all the wife beaters and child neglecters to see that's what your future would look like?
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>>39417451
>has to babysit black people in order to pay back the jews for his worthless piece of paper
Sounds like you're just where you're meant to be, goy.

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How do fembots feel, knowing they're responsible for all the school shootings & suicides happening in America? If they just put out, there wouldn't be so much suffering. we'd all be happy and society would be more evolved as a result of more motivated men.

Men are willing to die for their country and you can't even bend over for 5 minutes to a robot.
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>>39417439
Here you go faggot listen to this

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>>39417439
>women need to bend over for every man regardless of their taste or goals in life

>the woman I meet better be a pure virgin girl or she's out
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>>39417533
whats happening in this image

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how can chestlets ever even hope to compete?
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>>39417311
I remember jacking off to those videos with the girls and the massive fake penises
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>>39417311
By having real breasts and not prosthetics for one thing.
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>>39417311
>Matasia
What a blast from the past, OP.
My first fetish videos, Tiana Tankers was my personal favorite girl but that's just me.

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I'm thinking about starting a fight club r9k, should I do it?
All the anger from the roasties I encounter everyday can all be released through a fight club.
So far I've found one person who is thinking about joining, and he is pretty normie-tier, so he could probably get more people to join.
Is it worth it? I have too much time on my hands as it is, and fighting gets my blood going. I'm not the strongest guy in the world but, i'm quick, im 6'2, and I have decent muscle. Thoughts?
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>>39417298
Join an actual boxing club, BJJ dojo, MMA center, whatever. Learn some skills while you vent that anger instead of just fighting like a barbarian retard.
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>>39417298
I'm up for this. Fight club is a God tier movie. It's a redpoll about society
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>>39418200
Yeah a "redpill" for brainlets

It's themes were ground breaking... in fucking 1996. The messages of the novel were absorbed by most non brainded people in society. The ideas the book provoked are pretty much mute nowadays since it's no longer that underground or edgy to talk about. Now adays the book reeks of that edgy teenage rebellious phase we all go through, and has not aged well.

There is mush better social commentary about society when you're not just being cynical for the sake of cynicism. Just take a look at George Carlin as a good example.

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Why don't we just rape the fem""bots""?
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fembots are ugly.
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>>39417286
I want an ugly fembot to bully me and call me a fag until I snap and have rough semi-forced sex with her.
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They probably rarely shower

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Women are amazing

I love women, the way they think, the way they look, the way they make me feel when they give me attention, the way they're so naturally attractive, the way I can talk with other guys about them for hours on end, over and over. I love the way it makes me happy to see a girl be happy about something, even if it doesn't affect me, and I love the way seeing a sad girl makes me sad much in the same way.

And yet, they are the things that hurt me most. It hurts me to think about them all the time, it hurts me to know they don't think about me in turn, it hurts me to see in their eyes they would never love one like me. It hurts me to know I will never mean as much to them as they do to me.

They are truly God's greatest creation, at the same time mankind's greatest curse and blessing.
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>>39417213
K cool but I still hate my life

Also, you're a beta faggot
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>>39417213
>God's creation
I can alreasy tell from your choice of words that you are a low IQ specimen of a human. There is no such proof that any deity of any kind exists whatsoever. Therefore, if you imply that a higher being of any kind were too exist, you have a deficiency in your mental capacity.
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>Men worshiping women
>Somehow this is supposed to be some shocking thing
It happens all the time, everywhere, all day everyday buddy. Western society is based off of it.

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How much of a chance do manlets actually have when it comes to joining the US military?
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>>39417182

Unless you plan on being an air force pilot the military doesnt care. They need grunts.
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I'm curious about this too. I'm a manlet but I know that with enough dedication and training I can hypothetically get myself to proper physical form for the military. BUT I have a small stature, so I'd look ridiculous bulked up, and my head probably won't fit inside a helmet, how small do they even make the helmets? All of the BDUs and regular dress uniforms would look ridiculous on me since I'm so short, how to manlets fare in the ARMED FORCES?
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guess i can ask in this thread, is anyone able to tell me what it's like being a Navy Officer? Specifically in Supply/Logistics?

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>Trump is an incompetent embarrassment to conservatives
>Conservatives unironically support his gaffes and delusions because it pisses off liberals
>Everyone who doesn't like trump is a sheltered liberal or literal batshit communist
>Can't even discuss this on /pol/ because any sort of political slant to a forum makes discussion impossible
Is this hell?
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>>39417138
>Having this little going for yourself that you are this plugged in to politics
Pathetic
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>waa i dont like trump
>i know, i'll go to r9k of all places to whine about how much i dont like trump
Reddit is down the hall and to the left, friendo
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>>39417195
>Antifa twitter post

You know most of those antifa twitters are fake, right?

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>tfw watching a movie and see a depiction of teenage love
im close to ending guys, i missed out on this and i will never know what its like.
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>two people meet for the first time
>they start having sex in the next scene
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>>39417146
>people can do this irl
help
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>mc is relatable
>has sex

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What if the dog consents tho?
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>>39417087
Dogs are property, you should be able to do what you like with them.
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>>39417087
consent is impossible between beings that do not speak the same language
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>>39417087

You really that much of a faggot to fuck a dog?

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