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Anyone else here barefoot in some pajama pants?
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>>35361966
How else would you jack off?
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give us a look at the willy
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>>35361966
>not wearing socks
have fun freezing
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>girl talks to me in class
>realize that you will never be able to get along if they tried to get to know you because you are borderline autistic and have next to nothing in common with normal, healthy, well-adjusted people
>realize that you will never be able to connect with them as you spent your developmental years isolated and thus are an emotionally and cognitively stunted manchild
>realize that you are incapable of loving someone for who they are instead of an idealized version you will undoubtedly develop in your head
>realized that nothing but pain can come from attempting to further a connection through this conversation
>have to pretend to not be interested in them at all
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>>35361950
I am kind of like this, only I make an effort to interact with them anyway, despite knowing the inevitable conclusion is they won't get along with me. Seriously, my entire time in college I never made a single friend.
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>>35362054
I used to have a few friends here, but I was friends with them in highschool first. Then they dropped out of college and now I don't have any friends here... I visit them once a week though
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>>35362094
Well, at least you made friends in highschool. I had a really challenging time making friends in highschool too, never made any lol.
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>Work at a shitty job with shitty pay
>Manager wonders why I always call in in favor of better job interviews
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>>35361948
>keep going back to shitty job
They're just waiting for you to figure out what they already know.
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>work okay job
>get asked to help out for shittier position because they need more people since they're busy that day
>agree
>get put on 5 days a week for only the shitty position, pay is half of what I get on better positions
>they act like I'm the bad guy for not wanting to do the shitty one at all anymore
Fuck 'em. It gets 10.50 and the exact same job, but for the other department, gets 14. Fuck them.
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>>35361948
>Work movie theater
>Get treated like garbage by customers, almost get into countless fights
>Managers abuse the fact that I actually worked hard when I shouldn't have
>Get paid lowest minimum wage
>Get opportunity for better job for better pay, so I quit and do that one
>Get call from theater manager
>NO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE STAY
Felt so good
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>Be ParaMedic, 28 years old
>Crew Chief
>Command the ambulance
>I have over 4000 calls on my record since i was a NREMT-B
>Im currently on the ballot to be elected EMS chief of my department
>Not fat, Healthy
>Birthday coming up soon
>Everyone wants to throw me a party at the ambulance service.
>They wonder why i always say no to every Department event other than work
>TFW cant talk to any woman and still a kissless virgin beyond a professional capacity.
>MFW I overhear them saying "Whats wrong with anon?"
>"Must be on the spectrum"
Im about to snap and go into work with my pistol and put a bullet in my head. Its probably for the best. I cant take this any longer. I make six figures a year due to overtime, I own a nice three bedroom house, but...Its fucking empty. I only inhabit three rooms. Theres no light at the end of the tunnel. Even with a good job and good money, Its impossible. I give and give and give, and I've not received anything in return. Karma is a joke, God is a joke, Life is a joke.
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Stop being a pussy and get out more.
Get a dog, see a movie, find some hobbies.
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The purpose of life isn't a relationship but if you want one then go for it ffs,what do you want, a woman to just come up to you and say "let's get married right now!"?
You say you can't talk to women, yet you want one. It isn't that you can't, you are just being cowardly. Either get over your childish fear or keep complaining.
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>>35361899
>Stop being a pussy
How many doses of narcan have you shot only to have the fucking heroine addict come back to life and belittle you mentally. How many children have you done CPR on only to no avail? Im a pussy? Go fuck yourself, you haven't done shit for this world. Fucking normie
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>March 7th 2017
>Fallout 4 came out in 2015
>Oblivion is more than a decade old
>2011 was 6 years ago
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>I'm 30 years closer to death than I was in 1987
Sounds pretty good to me.
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>been 4 years since toaster steve
>been 3 years since ylyl started
>Donald Trump campaign started 2015
>It's already 1 year since brexit
>Hiro has been owner of 4chan for 2 years now
>The war in syria has been going on for 6 years now
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If you scored more than 20 on the normalfag test, consider this thread the fucking elephant's foot at chernonyl(fuck off you cunts). Who else here would be willing to rid this board from the fucking notmalfags, at the expence of their own robot status. I repeat.FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEE
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Be sure to ree at al the normies ya see kids
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with all the different definitions of normie/robot floating around this subject is about as pointless as ever.
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>>35361836
20 is low. 30 is the border. everyone who scores less than 60 is welcomed. above 60 is the normie fags who has no place here
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Is the suicide hotline a good way to regain the feeling of human contact and counseling? I just want to talk to someone about my problems, but not really kill myself.
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it's a good way to get the cops called to your house lmao
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Depends. Those cunts take like 10 minutes to answer your call, and then they pretty much just listen to your shitty problems and say something like" you're an amazing person, if you live just a ittle longer you'll finally be accepted...." type shit so take that information as you will. I used it and it helped me vent so...
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>>35361789
i am bored right now
we can talk if you want i am a good listener anon
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>7th grade
>english teacher decide we should watch a movie and for some reason I get to decide
>have to bring movie from home
>Spaceballs was one of my favorite movies so I brought that
>though everyone would have a great time and love the movie
>nobody makes a sound during the first 15 minutes of the movie
>hear girl behind me say "can we watch something else?"
>everyone else in class agrees
>I sit completely frozen and stare at the tv because I feel so embarrassed
>teacher takes out the movie and hands it back to me
>teacher bring some shitty english educational movie the next day and people would rather watch that than my favorite movie
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>>35361774
Nobody will ever know the meaning of that picture.
That's a pretty embarrassing story. As long as you didn't say it's your favorite it shouldn't have been that memorable to anybody else, though.
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>>35362049
Fucking kek, the girl on the far left is in my school
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>>35362049
Story time?
Original desu
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage
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>>35361742
Tried this like several times.
I guess I'm never hit the spot because they say you'll know when it happens.
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I pushed multiple objects and fingers in there and I never felt anything "good".
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>(appear to) Insult someone
>realize
>try apologize
>archived
I didnt mean it dude.
I didnt mean to say
>'more at 6'
In the way you thought.
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>>35361732
>someone apologizes over insults on 4chan
Kinda spergy, desu.
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>>35361953
>spergs on r9k
Colour me surprised
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>have Borderline Personality Disorder
>today I overreact over nothing and act like a bitch
>I don't do this as often as I used to but it sucks whenever it does
>the people I act like a cunt to don't realize I'm just splitting and that I love, like, and respect them the other 99 percent of the time
>my brain stopped going haywire a little while ago but my body is exhausted
>won't really be able to relax until I fall asleep and (hopefully) wake up feeling better
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Do you have skype or discord? I wish to talk with you at length.
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>>35361697
Do you have a throwaway email? I'll add you tomorrow after I'm rested up.
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i dont think I have BPD (had to look up splitting) but I really feel the stuff you wrote. overreacting got me in bad situations and it still does, especially when drinking. it's like someone pulls a switch and I realize I'm probably being very unreasonable but go on doing it anyway with full force.
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There are girls out there who would pay to have a handsome guy wait for them after school with a smile and that look where she's the only one he can see, give her a hug and hold hands as they walk off together in front of their friends.
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I seriously doubt it... More like I would have to pay them.
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>>35361648
They exist, but they're either fat or 16-19 years old.
why do guys have better body odor than girls It s like my senses want me to be gay but I like girls ass and tits too much to be gay
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Double blind studies have repeatedly demonstrated that heterosexual men can pick out and prefer the scent of a woman based just on how sweat smells. Sorry, you're a closet gay.
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>>35361617
>Double blind studies have repeatedly demonstrated that heterosexual men can pick out and prefer the scent of a woman based just on how sweat smells
source?
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>>35361617
well shit men don t look attractive to me I just prefer the smell shit is confusing
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I'm 19 and I have never orgasmed in my entire life.
Serious question, /r9k/, am I asexual?
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>>35361569
No. If you're a guy you're a weirdo. If you're a girlget the fuck off the board REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm over 20 and I have the same problem. Sometimes, thoughts of asexuality came to my mind, but then I found out I am heavily attracted to some people. I even tried having sex, and still nothing.
What do, OP?
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>>35361569
nah, you're probably just a retard with erectile dysfunction
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How do you get a sugar mommy? Get buff and try to hit on rich widows/milfs?
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>>35361561
why her tits are so sad
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>>35361561
ye pretty much.
My mom was a sugar momma for this one guy for a time. Appearently, he once got a rich girl to be his sugar momma. Too bad he is a psychopath/narcissist who gets bored with people quickly.
Oh and he was short too, like 5'6. Interesting...
..it's almost like manlets are wrong about something.
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No such thing. All women are married by that age; in the rare cases they're not, they don't want the companionship of someone much younger than them like men do.