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Why does dating guys suck so fucking bad. It's fucking EXPECTED for me to ask out around a hundred girls to just get a few dates. It's not fucking worth it, 500 messages on OkCupid for 30 responses that's only going to never respond again? It's just not fucking worth it
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>>36207472
Dating FOR guys I meant
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Use a different site.
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>>36207472
You're doing something wrong. Fix ur shit.
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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
Looks like my family can't take it anymore. I want to stay in America
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Living in China sounds pretty amazing though.
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>>36207441
>wants to stay in America
>too sacred to speak his mind
Man up. Tell your dad that you don't want to go.
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I'd kill to move to a different country. I've fucked up living in this one.
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Not your average sob story "help robots I'm sad and do nothing about it" post
>be me age 5
>"dad I don't think life is worth all the pain, can I be killed"
>get taken to hospital and diagnosed with severe clinical depression
>doc tells parents I don't have proper brain receptors for dopamine and other chemicals that make up happiness
> be me in elementary school through middle school
> can't feel happy but realize it's good to make others happy
> beat up and outcasted / bullied all that time for being an emotionless freak (they don't realize I can still feel pain / sorrow)
> be me in highschool
> find a friend group finally
> they all kill themselves in suicide pact and I get hospitalized for trama
> get out and start student teaching in junior year
> 2 co-workers at gamestop and 2 students kill themselves
> back to hospital and find a gf while I'm there
> she stabs me and rapes me that year and I'm back in the hospital
> I double up on classes while in the hospital and graduate early to get the fuck out of there
> move out at sixteen from saving up from working at gamestop
> both of my roommates kill themselves that year
> go through a year of college while working to be a musician because music lets me display emotions I can't explain
> find gf at the end of the year and she tries to kill me in my sleep
> Be me april 11th 2017
> "Hey anon, we've reviewed everything and you have been following all procedures correctly, you took all the medicines we could try (i was on anti-depression meds for 13 years and ran out of legal ones to try), I think the best thing to do here is just give it time"
TFW when my award winning therapist tells me "we have no other options then to wait".
I'm beyond hollow at this point and only live my life so others don't have to feel the pain of losing someone to suicide. I'm not looking for answers anymore because I know there aren't any. I'm legitimately just fucked and I just deal with it.
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good luck anon, i hope you make it (orig)
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you seem like a nice person anyway
I've felt similarly (not as intense, occasionally feel happiness).
Why are so many people killing themselves around you. It's not your fault from what you've written, but maybe you're just drawn to these people? Or maybe it's like that guy who was struck by lightning 8 times in his life, just a fluke.
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OP here. None of this happened btw
What do I have to do to get a gf that looks like this?
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>>36207367
Be a fat, 500 lb manlet who stays in his mother's basement.
O wait....
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>>36207411
I take it you're speaking from experience?
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>>36207367
Donate to 0lightsource's Patreon. Trust me, all the pudding bitches hang out with him.
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Girls don't date friendless guys , no matter how normal looking you are . They'll prefer an inferior slob to you if he has a social life and a nice "personality".
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yep
pretty much why i'll be alone for the rest of my life hahaha i really hope they speed up VR waifus otherwise i'm going to jump off a bridge lol
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>>36207336
That's not true. Not having friends means it's just harder for you to actually meet a girl that will want you even if you're friendless
Not all girls are cuties like the one in your pic. Getting a cutie like that means you'll probably have to ''compete'' with other men to get her, and if you're friendless then it's almost sure she won't take you as you probably hate yourself and are insecure as fuck
Attitude is way more important than what people here make it to be. Not all women are big city whores that aren't capable of loving properly
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>>36207336
i don't give a fuck what stupid fucking cunts prefer! they should be glad that we live in such a feminized societal vagina that they're allowed to have preferences in the first place! i guarantee you it will not last! but while it does, who fucking gives a fuck! shut the fuck up!
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Fuck you person who said using a belt and hanging yourself on a doorknob would kill me. It doesn't fucking work. What am I doing wrong.
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>>36207248
you have to hang the doorknob from the roof sweetie
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>>36207292
Thanks for the advice, solid 10/10
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>>36207248
>acquire around 150-125 USD
>go on amazon
>buy a tank full of helium, tubing, and gas mask
>hook the three of them up
>put on gas mask
>?????
>Profit
This is actually one of the only ways to achieve a quick and painless death. The science behind it is that when you breathe in helium, your brain still thinks you're breathing in oxygen, which is why you don't feel light headed while breathing in the helium from a balloon. Godspeed anon, may you have the courage to do what I never could.
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Would you vote a politician just for her looks?
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>>36207213
>Would you vote a politician just for her looks?
I would vote for a cute boy politician desu
But I will NEVER vote for a woman. It must be so embarrassing to live in a country with a female leader. The day a woman wins office here is the day I'm leaving
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>>36207213
Politics are for normies.
It doesn't make any difference to me who I vote for.
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Marion-Marechal Le Pen, yeah (well actually also cause her views align with mine).
>cosplayer makes 50,000 per month from patreon
How does you feels about this?
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FREE MARKET ALLOCATES RESOURCES EFFICIENTLY
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Disappointed that there's so many thirsty faggots. I dont really care otherwise
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Not really mad at all. She's using a natural gift and combining it with business knowledge (dress like a nerd = betas open their wallets to you) to make money.
I don't really understand patreon at all though. Why would anybody in their right mind just "give" money to someone for nothing in return? It seems like it's just a modern day application for "a fool and his money are quickly parted"
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What's your stress relief?
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>>36207141
>using drugs to change your mental state
weak
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>>36207141
smug shitposting on r9k. Also seapunk/vapourwave/mallwave comfiness coupled with cyberpunk themes
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The trick is to not build up stress.
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Post your best and rarest pepes
I'll start by posting 3.
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orogingad
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reeeeeeeeeee
orignalolololle
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>>36207109
is this a pepe though?
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Did you make any friends today anon?
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No. I tried to make a few friends on here by being nice but I think I was replying to copy pasta. I really want a robo friend.
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>>36207065
No. I would try to get friends here but I'm sure all of these people are just homosluts that want to exchange nudes or something
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>>36207099
I too want a real robot friend, nothing more.
>>36207135
This is the main reason I'm skeptical about making friends here.
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>Hey Anon, *incoherent mumbling*
>Could you repeat that?
>I said, *more mumbling*
I'm sorry, what??
Ugh, *MUMBLING*
>Uhh, yes.
>Fine, whatever *Walks away*
Who else /hearlet/ :^)
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>>36207050
When I was a kid I lost hearing in my left ear. So if somebody is talking to me from my left side, it's really hard to understand them.
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>>36207050
I had a shitton of wax in my ears as a kid, needed to get tubes. Still very deaf, also I have tinnitus
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>>36207050
>Hey Anon, *incoherent mumbling*
"What"?
*5 seconds later you process what they said just as they repeat themselves*
Oh ha ha...
Usually happens mostly when I'm tired but it is fucking irritating when I get "delayed hearing" or whatever the fuck the actual name is
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>been feeling semi-confident lately
>thinking about using tinder
>create a facebook account (deleted old one in 2013 after NSA shit)
>look up all my old high school friends out of curiosity
>they all have gfs, good jobs, and their shit together
>think about how much of a fuckup i am to have led to this point, 25 working retail no gf
>confidence diminished
Fuck it, gonna make the tinder anyway. F-fake it til you make it. Wojak for replies.
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>>36207049
at least you have a job anon
that is what counts
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>fuck mark zuckerberg
fuck YOU. take some personal responsibility. say 'fuck mark zuckerberg' when he's selling your personal information to the government or something, it might actually make sense
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>>36207084
it was unrelated to the topic at hand but the sentiment still stands, I'm not putting any personal information on this goddamn facebook. Just using it to get tinder.
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>start talking to a guy from r9k
>im basically his waifu
>i think he's hideous and genuinely autistic, but he's so sweet and nice to me
>he wants to meet
wat do?
Pic unrelated
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>>36206998
um? don't?
idk senpai. if he's ugly you're not going to fuck him, and even if you do find it in your heart or whatever to do so, he'll know that you don't really want him and it will drive him bazonkers. why torture the poor faggot
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>>36207025
Even if he was good looking, we wouldn't have sex. He's just so nice and I don't want to hurt his feelings. I like him.
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fuck him ill be your waifu
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>dropped out of school when I was 16
>still haven't gotten my GED
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>>36206780
Well, what are you waiting for, Goofus?
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>>36206780
Why'd you drop out? It's a death sentence and every one knows it!
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>>36206780
GED is surprisingly easy except for math. I did mine two years ago when I was 19 (In Canada), and some of the math stuff was pretty complicated so I had to study quite a bit.