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>he thinks its possible to get a monogamous relationship as a gay man

>>35381046
Women are picky, and have no sex drive. They're willing to hold out for the best they can get.

>tfw only girls who I match with on tinder are fat and/or ugly

probably the autist while my real motives are the supreme gentleman

The edgelord because I'd like to see what it's like to kill. Then I'd an hero

Great thread OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNGCV8iij9A

OUTTA MY WAY OUTTA MY WAY CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT?!

>>35381162
So you like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll show you old man

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>>35380946
>tfw to intelligent too be intelligent

it's not fair

>when the cute cashier is as smart as you and few words need to be said to express your attraction to each other
>tfw she uses her body language to communicate that she's eager to please you orally

Of what? Your oneitis?

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>>35380943
I think he means your bowels

>>35380943
Of your life, and your piss too apparently

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>>35380900
I heard he cucked the loser who made he old /cow/ board called krappleguy or kopyboat i think.

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>Britbong
You forgot to mention that he copyrighted a meme to troll reddit.

>>35380900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9isdxi_iTkY

"trying to seduce me with your pointy chin"

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>mommy found the pinapple

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>dad found prolapse spoon

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>uncle found the anvil

Ahaha I can explain!

she probably still likes you

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>>35380854
kek. what a dumb bitch

>>35380864
Yeah she deserves better

I only moved out on February 9th, and am also 29.

>>35380877

how are you doing? well done on moving out friend :)

>>35380829
Nah, I'm 30 - almost 31- and I still live with mommy and daddy.

>>35380785
I know a girl that goes on dates with different people and she says she's monogamous.

>>35381303
Isn't that what men do? Date and talk to multiple girls at a time and say everything's gravy since nothing is yet official?

>>35381326
Yeah but in my experience men are more honest about things. Girls are more about giving half truths.
Men:
>"what were you doing last night?"
>having sex with Girl 2
>"OMG YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE"

Women:
>"what were you doing last night?"
>nothing really hanging out with boy 2
What the man probably understood: "it's just some friend"
So basically women don't give the full true. They give some sort of idea what it is but they prefer to not say it completely.

What's that mean huh?

>>35380754
Thank you but no.

Teamviewer is ptp... You wont get my IP

I felt like that and am feeling like it now just do something, no matter how unreasonable it is. It's nice feeling genuine sadness and anger than being in a state of purgatory all the time. Can't feel happiness but sure can feel something and it makes the days slow down a little bit, even if I no longer feel human. I know this feel too fucking well

Join my discord pls. We need people like you.

https://discord.gg/skMhD

>>35380705
All these negative words.
Might be a psy op

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>>35380668
I'm right here, big guy. What do you need?

This happened to me but it was a fucking ghost that did it

>>35380668
they're not listening
sleep
they don't listen
sleep

>>35380662
Jesus predicted the apocalypse would happen within the lifetimes of his followers, but he failed.

>>35380662
More like you repent to me for all the troubles you caused me.

>>35380641
you're the oldschool robot, the new generation is more about sucking dicks and being degenerate idiots in general

I agree OP, this place is gone downhill I barely visit anymore.

>>35380641
well, im just a social outcast, im not a true robot as you may say, but when the teenage years started, my social status was going down with every year, well, ive got one weird friend, i know some people that i dislike talking to, im working on my idk what desu, im just trying not to care about anything but what i care, and i care about nothing except enlightenment of some kind, so i care about being peaceful and endure and patient, thats what im doing probably these days. you know what, im not trash, i dont work though, but id work to get food, but i dont like the gap called money, so i dont work for money, i work only for food. im probably a future bum when my parents die my old life dies with them ok. going to fly to warm place to bum out.