Left or Right, /r9k/?
Elaborate your opinions
Tell me about your virgin fights /r9k/
got drunk and started fighting with a mate. I wasn't being serious, he actually tried to hit and kick me but I just restrained him. Must've looked pretty gay but I didn't want to hurt him
>beta steals my phone at lunch to impress friends
>get behind him and put him in arm lock
>tries laughing it off at first
>starts struggling when he feels im serious
>desperately reaching out
>friends think its hilarious
>starts turning purple
>let go when he goes limp
>grab phone back
>didnt wake up for a solid 10 mins
>disoriented and crying
>never felt bad man
Dont know if this counts as a fight or straight up assault
>crying hysterically all weekend
>give up food, exercise, hobbies and sleep to work on coding homework
>log 20 hours of work in 2 days
>still not done
Should I give up or take more xanax
I just wanted to go home and celebrate Father's Day with my dad
I emailed all the TA's, posted on stackoverflow, no one can help me. I'm literally almost suicidal over this or it may be lack of sleep and caffeine.
You log the number of hours you work on your homework? The time you spend on it is irrelevant as long as it's above a minimum. Work smart, not hard.
Do just enough coding right now until you hit a roadblock. Then, go eat healthy, walk, sleep, and shower. The answer should hit you out of nowhere.
I want to run kids over with a school bus. What about you?
I am a good noodle. I have never wanted to do anything bad in my life.
i'm a kv, what do I do?
Why aren't you fucking hookers right now?
>InB4 "muh love"
Literally no woman loves a man for who he is, just what he can offer her. You get sick or lose your job she's outta there.
So tell me.
WHY aren't YOU fucking hookers RIGHT NOW?
>Literally no woman loves a man for who he is, just what he can offer her. You get sick or lose your job she's outta there.
Just because women can't give love doesn't mean I don't want it still.
Believe me OP, if I had an infinite amount of money to spend on whatever I wanted, the very first thing I'd probably do is buy a harem of whores to fuck for a night. Unfortunately I don't have that large of a disposable income.
With all the bro love in my heart, stop that bullshit. They only want your money or your dick or your status. THEY WONT LOVE YOU BRO.
Meet up with an escort every few months. Just few hundred bucks.
Murder or suicide?
select I don't know. thanks for voting xP
>tfw there's no good threads
What are some robot-approved podcasts to listen to? Been listening to:
>Interesting Things Explained Well
but I'm out of new episodes. Any recommendations?
These guys actually go on 4ch but not on r9k. They're a pretty good podcast for general things like vidya and anime. The only critique I'd have of it is that the guy in the sweater brings up homestuck a lot (like at least once or twice most episodes) and the other guys sounds a little odd. It may not be good for robots, but it's perfectly fine for 4chan in general.
Please offer anything, encouragement, advice, etc. I'm getting very anxious thinking about this, what if they don't even hire me? Why do companies do that?
I'm wearing slacks and a dress shirt. I really hope I get this job, I need the money and I'm willing to work.
>about to move into small room in a shared house
>it's with three girls
>one's 24, I work with her
>one's probably 25 and annoying
>one's 29 probably and has a little kids
What am I getting myself into here? Should I just stay with my mom?
>Live in house with 3 random asian women
>never talk to them
>don't know any of their names
>haven't even seen them in like 3 weeks because i only leave my room when they are not around
This isn't like my Chinese cartoons at all
What's the final solution to the female question, /pol/ ?
Real Social Dynamics. The real way that you interact with women and be an alpha. MGTOW is half baked Real Social Dynamics without any of the skill or work. MGTOW is for betas. RSD is for real men who want to rule the world.
Why are my fetishes so retarded?
>try to look up giantess porn
>have to dodge onslaughts of vore, feet, farts, poop, overly visceral murder, awful 3D content, deviantart tier scribbles, and every creep that is vocal about this fetish and leaves weird inappropriate comments
What do you have against vore, faggot?
>every creep that is vocal about this fetish and leaves weird inappropriate comments
That's 98% of us. This fetish attracts the same incredibly autistic people as furry shit for some reason.
WHY DO SO MANY FUCKING ARTISTS DRAW GODDAMN FUCKING FUTA. SO MANY OTHERWISE FANTASTIC PICTURES RUINED BY THIS FAGGOT ASS FAGGOT SHIT.
I AM SO *SICK* OF THIS. FUCK.
EVERY TIME. EVERY GODDAMN TIME AN OTHERWISE AMAZING PICTURE IS RUINED BY A FUCKING DICK.