What did Reddit mean by this, brobots?
Nothing. Just the whole "hurr durr women who look like THIS aren't smart hurr durr."
>>36455567
Reading books makes you ugly. Not original.
>>36455567
What a wiser anon before me said some threads ago:
The woman on the right is just a slut that knows how to hide it. Both left and right are equally eager to jump on a cock given the opportunity.
Hey robots. Today, I lost my reason live. My girlfriend finally decided she'd had enough of me and left me for someone better. Since I have nothing better to do now, I'm most likely going to kill myself. What's the easiest method of getting the stuff to do it?
Don't kill yourself. Stop by >>>/adv/
>>36455574
I have before. I got told to kill myself. We have a lovely community.
Fuck it. I'll just use a knife from my kitchen. I have a general idea of how to do it quickly that way. It's been a nice run, /r9k/. I wish all of you the best of luck.
/r9k/ when it was good
>hostile to memeing /b/tards
/r9k/ today
>60% newfags who came in 2014 or later
>>36455537
where are the other boards?
>>36455537
Robots are revolving doors. Like how most outgrow /b/ and go to other boards most outgrow /r9k/ it's a cycle.
Soon enough there will only be newfags and they'll become oldfags.
4chan as we knew it died a long time ago.
Normies infest everywhere on here
I'll leave soon enough and so will you, you just need to find the right thing to leave here for
Not OP, but here's another 4Chan House.
>does my butthole look big anon?
that's probably not healthy
>>36455540
agreed. Every once in a while sure, but this is going to far
>>36455540
Actually, it's when you can no longer gape that you are unhealthy. That's not even a big gape either, how thick is human shit? Gaping isn''t even impressive. Fap to this girl instead.
>tfw 22 and people often don't believe I'm over 18
Fuck me, who else /younglooking/ here?
I'm not even short I'm 6ft
I'm over 30 and still get carded all the time.
>>36455505
>>36455531
I work at a gas station and I feel really bad for the guys who are obviously over age but I have to card them anyway
>>36455505
>24
>worked at a grocery for a while
>people legitimately thought I was 16
Not sure how I feel
>Hey, daddy! What are you doing in the backyard? Can I help?
>>36455497
Yes, pull those panties down and sit on daddies face.
>>36455497
>"Sure you can sweetheart."
>give her a toy trowel
>she plays around with the dirt a bit, not really digging
>"Daddy why are you digging a hole?"
>turn to her
>"I got something to bury sweetheart."
>"is it that box?"
>points to the cigar box next to me
>"What's in it daddy?"
>open it
>a few pictures, scraps of yellowing paper, CDs and flash drives, a couple external drives
>"Daddy you look so funny! You were so skinny then, you look like an alien!"
>let a pained smile take my face
>"haha, I sure did..."
>"Daddy why are there so many pictures of this sad frog and a sad man?"
>purse my lips, remembering all the time I wasted saving, curating, and posting those
>the emotion I put behind them, how deeply they resonated with me
>"I'm just burying some things I don't want to see"
>"Can I bury something daddy?"
>"Sure sweetie"
>she runs inside
>comes back out with a cheap McDonald's toy
>"I used to really like this toy, but it's dumb now."
>"Throw it in sweetheart."
>she tosses it in
>I throw the box to the bottom of the hole
>she kicks in dirt playfully
>"Good riddance!"
>I chuckle
>"Let's go inside sweetheart, Mommy's probably making us both something real good to eat for dinner."
>I hug her tightly
>take her hand and walk inside, kicking some dirt into the pit with my heel>then I wake up, gasping and dreched in sweat
>>36455905
you actually want to be a father?
>she thinks yoga pants/leggings count as pants
>she is not a virgin
>she smokes
>she likes rick&morty/big bang theory/how i met your mother
>she uses social media excessively
>she swears a lot
where do expect to find a girl with none of these problems, OP? certainly not anywhere in america.
>>36455448
>she doesn't have a penisI knew this wouldn't be original
>>36455476
OP salty he can't find his unicorn waifu
>have a huge fucking mons
>Guys think I'm a trap
Fembot feels thread. Post the feeliest feels
>>36455420
>huge fucking mons
pics
>>36455509
Yes pics please. Not even sexual just curious
As a "" fembot"" isn't it easier to find another means to communicate amongst your selves and make threads that all anons can share feels in?
I mean the question doesn't matter much since most of you hate each other anyways and for the most part exist to be in a discord/Skype group of 3-5 other guys so more girls would be competition
I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND
I DON'T WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL
I DON'T WANT MY FAMILY TO BE PROUD OF ME
I DON'T WANT A BIG HOUSE
I DON'T WANT A CABIN IN THE WOODS
I DON'T WANT TO BE SMART
I DON'T WANT TO BE ATTRACTIVE
I DON'T WANT TO BE LOOKED UP TO
I DON'T WANT TO BE REMEMBERED
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN THE DARK ON MY COMPUTER
>>36455409
Ok. Why not, op? Why does the internet bring you satisfaction?
>>36455409
I'm the exact same way. I don't want anything and I'm perfectly content with sitting on my computer in my room. Hope reality doesn't catch up with me.
>>36455409
Congratulation
You're winner
Hey wageslave, have you ever been told, that you are just a silly cuckold?
Delete this thread or I'll rape your mother OP
>>36455397
I'm sorry, Anon... What we're you saying? I was just finishing up paying off my bills and such.
Now that I've gotten all of that out of the way, what were you saying?
Oh! Hold that thought a minute, I need to get things ready for my weekend trip. You know how it is. Always busy. But it's worth it, you know?
Sure, I mean, yeah I work for the company, and my boss benefits from it, but it helps me out too. It makes ya worth something, you know? It's good to be a part of something bigger than yourself.
Plus it reflects well on me. You know, having a blank spot in your employment history is awful.
... Anyway, I was sidetracked again. You were saying?
I have gone months without visiting r9k and I sorta missed these threads. They remind me of how low I could fall if I really wanted to. They make me feel better about finally getting my shit together and getting a job. Doing nothing is extremely scary to me now. My brain just rots and I become fat and depressed.
Is "dark buddhism" the ancient equivalent of the robot philosophy? Why did it die out, and should we try to resurrect it?
>>36455392
All that comes up when I Google "dark buddhism" are Reddit threads and New Age websites. Not sure it "died out" so much as it never existed in the first place, and therefore you couldn't "revive" it.
>>36455392
OP, you have to explain yourself on this one. What are you talking about?
>>36455494
Its like enlightenment but the other way.
>mum comes in
>usually minimise my browser out of habit
>don't this time for some reason
>she leaves
>there was a picture of futa Haru being fellated by Makoto and Ann behind the current window that I had forgotten about
/closeone/
Your mum knows you are weird already.
>>36455382
>mom comes in
>sneaks right next to my face
>stares right at my computer.
>notice out of my peripheral vision
>freak the fuck out and do the only thing I could think of
>literally shove my moms face away from my computer with my hand in a very dickish manner
>she gets upset and leaves
Still feel guilty about it desu but don't scare me like that Jesus Christ.
>Mum walks in at 2am, wondering why I'm still up
>I'm baked
>Leaning way close to my monitor
>Have a fullscreened FB image of my oneitis bending over
>She stutters when she realizes what she just walked into
>Tells me to go to bed and leaves
yup
Prove me wrong. Pro-tip: you can't.
>"le praise Kek xD"
>"le God Emperor Trump xD"
>aren't aware that they are a containment board and that most people on the site hate them
>constantly spam other boards, especially /sci/, /his/ and /tv/, with their racebaiting and political bait
>constantly politicize memes that are supposed to have nothing to do with politics, like Pepe, Wojak and Baneposting
>call anyone they disagree with shills
>most of them hate anime
>biggest hub of newfags and Redditors (usually from r/the_donald), surpassing even /b/ in that respect
I don't like /pol/ but you are fucking mad lmao
>>36455369
t. CTR shill
Nu/pol/ is shit because of Reddit and the alt-right. Pre US election /pol/ was the golden age
>have 1 inch dick unerect
>never use urinals because I think people might notice how small it is
>live with parents
>have to go to a store with my dad
>we go to the restroom
>he goes to the urinal, I go to the stall
>we finish and go to the sink to wash our hands
>"anon, you're 24, don't you think it's about time to man up and stop going to the stall to take a piss?"
>I start crying and run out of the store
>i try to get in the car
>it's locked
>the car alarm goes off
>then it hits me
>I don't have the keys
>I can't even drive either
>people start staring, eventually my dad comes out
>crying even harder now
>he gets in the car and doesn't say a word to me
>I manage to stop crying
>we drive home in silence
If you don't get anxiety in public restroooms, you are a normie and you need to get the fuck off of my board
>1 inch dick unerect
my robro
>>36455356
Guess I'll just have to live with the fact that I'm a normal with a 7 inch cock
>>36455438
GET OFF MY THREAD CHAD
How this make you feel human boy?
>>36455345
big bear cocks don't exist REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36455345
Isn't that kuma from tekken?
Am I being shit talked by a bear right now