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COUNTRY ROOOADS

TAKE ME HOOOOME

TO THE PLAAACE

I BELOOOOONG
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>>36550806
>tfw no mountain momma
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can some remove the white from that goddamned picture
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WV is shit, don't go here robots (unless if you want heroin or meth, in which case go right ahead)

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What is it like to be genuinely attractive?
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You'll have to ask the master race
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>>36550748
Everybody likes you instantly and smiles at you all the time. Makes up for my shitty personality atleast.

t.6'4 and attractive face
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>>36550748
*pic not related

originalo tomato

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How does this make you feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
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>>36550736
BILL NYE THE WEIMAR KEK!
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>>36550736
disgusting

I were a fem bot I'd be embarrassed for my gender
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>>36550736
Bill nye the faggot guy

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>porn star has a cross tattoo
What's the point? Or the message? She's Christian enough to fucking tattoo a fucking cross on her body, but isn't Christian enough to not do porn?
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People tend to hold the interpretation of a religion that they find easiest. Hippy dippy Christianity that doesn't give a fuck about slutting is all the rage because women want to be sluts.
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>>36550772
I can understand if someone is religious, but when they wear fucking cross necklaces or cross tattoos, and then act totally not religious at all makes me wonder why they PRETEND to be Christian in the first place? It's fucking retarded.

I get the feeling they only think it looks cool and that's it. That's why so many musicians have cross tattoos I guess.
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>>36550858
Dont judge them. Christ died for their Sins, bro.

XD XD

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>>big bang theory is awful ree
>>welcome to the nhk is best animu
explain yourselves
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cognitive dissonance

>>getting punched is awful ree
>>getting a hug is the best
explain yourselves
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misaka ruined it to be honest, the writer just couldn't resist adding a stupid love interest.
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>>36550765
wew boi

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>parents complain about me not having friends or a life
>spend past 2 years working hard as fuck to get both, not only for me, but so my parents will get off my fucking back
>made a lot of progress in past year
>new group of friends
>went out with new friends everyday this past week
>decide to stay home Sunday
>"Anon, I'm really worried about you"
>"It seems like you're just wasting away in your room"
>"Anon you never go anywhere"
>"Do you have any friends?"

It doesn't matter what I do, does it?
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some parents just want something to be "concerned" about
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>NEET around the house
>Dad constantly complains about it
>go to college
>Dad complains about me not being home to help out
ok
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Wew lad. People will always give you shit. Especially relatives.

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>tfw undiagnosed aspergers
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>>36550615
>tfw nobody replies to your thread
Original. Original
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>>36550615
>>36551181
How do you know you have it?
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>>36551197
>terrible interpersonal skills
>paradoxical intelligence

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>job interview
>"Tell us about yourself"

How are you actually supposed to answer this question? I've read a million different articles about this and literally all of them say "Just answer truthfully and be yourself :^)". What the hell are you supposed to say?
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I just rattle off the main points on my resume in response to that.
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l i t e r a l l y make up some bullshit

What you tell them is of absolutely no consequence, what matters is your ability to think on your feet and come up with something reasonable, showing that you're at least moderately competent in social situations
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Lie.
Or don't. I'm unwilling/unable and unemployed with a pile of student debt, a piece of paper with Latin scribbles, and no prospects.

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If you use discord, you're a normie.

True robots lurk quietly, making posts only when necessary.
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>>36550510
What if I'm the most unlikable poster on the discord and I make no friends
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>>36550530
Then you're a failed normie. You can call yourself a cyborg.
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>>36550510

I was trying to be funny on an active discored and literally after i started talking everything went silent

i fucking never went back just fml

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I'm probably going to blow my brains out when the last of my family dies off 60+ years from now.

Anyone else planning to do the same? I'm one of the youngest people I know. I don't want to be alone. The world is too big and cold to meet someone new by then.

I don't want to be the "last one" left out of a family of just children and grandchildren of people I knew and loved.
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I'm planning on doing the same. Really the only reason I haven't already is because family would be sad if I did. Also because I'm a piece of weak trash who probabaly couldn't pull the fucking trigger.
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>>36550497
Funny, i was thinking of the same thing earlier
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>>36550808
>>36550850
at least im not alone in this mindset

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What do you think original desu
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>>36550354
Like any other sex.

also original
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>>36550354
>chad still has undies on
Hmm
Not sure if boy or girl desu
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>>36550431
Does it matter if it boy or girl? Desu over

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You get a pair of sunglasses that tell you which 4chan boards anybody on the street browse.

What do you do?
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I look in the mirror.
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throw them in the fucking trash cuz i dont give a SHIT NERD
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>>36550243
I'd never see anyone who browses 4chan because neither I, nor they, ever leaves their basement.

If you are under 5'10'' God clearly intended for you to be a submissive trap boyfu who is addicted to cock. If he didn't want you to be a butt-slut he would have made you the height of a normal person instead of the height of a small petite girl. Now it's high time you threw out your boy underwear and started wearing panties full time instead. Why haven't you begun your transformation yet?

It's time to stop being a manlet and start being a pretty girl.
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>>36550191
>Why haven't you begun your transformation yet?

Too scared of being disowned desu.
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>6'1
Do I have to stop taking hormones then?
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>>36550191
This is true. As a fembot I approve this message >:3

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Is this the ideal female body type?

y/n
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>>36550019
It is for me, at least.
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>>36550019
maybe
y
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>>36550019
Yes, it is the apex of female physique.

Anyone who disagrees are either homosexuals or people warped by jewish mindtricks. A true Aryan man likes his women plump, such as God intented.

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How does Chad maintain a shredded physique when he consumes pizza and beer all the time? Plus, having an extremely active social life doesn't seem like it would allow much time to go the gym.
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>>36550005
Give this man a glass of water please
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>>36550005
beer is not nearly as bad for you and pizza is perfectly fine to eat as long as you're working out
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>>36550036
No Anon, this is just what he looks like all the time, because he isn't a virgin loser and actually takes care of himself.
Learn science.

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