>"sorry anon, but your flacid penis is below the minimum length, you will need to be locked in chastity to prevent the spread of your worthless seed for the duration of this event"
What do you say?
I think I'm going to end my life soon. Would somebody talk to me, please? I'm a bit scared of what comes after..
>forgot lunch at home
>big board meeting
>fucking bagel mountain in break room
>grab myself a bagel
>7/10 qt3.14 starts talking to me
>talking with her
>apply the cream cheese
>fucking slather that bitch up
>2 inches deep of cream cheese
>ew its all melty and shit
>take bite from my yummy bagel
>nearly gag in front of coworkers
>not cream cheese
>just spread 2 inches of room temperature mayo on my bagel
>qt didn't notice
>keep eating it so as not to draw attention to it
>throw up in office from rancid mayo
No one saw me through up, but they can smell it. Do I need to find a new job, anons?
>attractive girl notices you and says hello
>you start talking, hit it off
>she's funny, nice, friendly
>she invites you to her place
>starts getting touchy, close
>you let her, since she's kind of hot
>afterwards she tells you to get out
>"i only used you for your dick anon, sorry"
How would you feel about that? It wouldn't be so bad right? You had fun, she had fun.
So why is it, that girls whine about the same thing when the genders are reversed?
Eventually you'd have to leave since you'd starve to death. She wont feed your ass. Besides, she can always call the cops.
That's not the point though. The point is, being used for your dick would actually be pretty awesome if the girl is moderately attractive.
But if a guy uses a girl for her pussy, its literally the worst possible thing he can do to the girl next to rape. It doesn't make sense.
Why are sadistic girls so attractive?
Yeah, this is probably it, they make up for it in other ways which just elevates the rest of their charm and makes it worth it. It's good stuff.
Why does no one talk about /f/? It is objectively the best board
> Be 30 year old homosexual male
> Recently quit job at Target due to bad management and anxiety attacks
> Over 20k in student debt
> English major but no one is hiring for my field
> Live with boyfriend who supports both of us
> No sex drive due to weight
> Boyfriend getting more irritable each day
> Boyfriend angry I quit my retail job so quickly and is forcing me to get another
> Still no jobs for an English Major
> Unable to find a business loan to start up my coffeeshop/bookstore business
> Planning to return to college to get a more "in demand" degree
> Boyfriend is against this and wont help me. Insist I work in fast food or retail knowing I have anxiety.
How can someone who is supposed to be there for you be so cruel?
Do Japanese girls really talk like this?
>mfw I can only see women as subhuman garbage
Ignore the faggot above me.
I'm not memeing right now.
Realising this truth, this redpill about women, seeing it clear as day, means you have achieved enlightenment with respect to the matter.
Normie, Jews, and cunts (women) will call you names, call you a virgin/loser/whatever the fuck to discourage you.
But realising this truth means you have an above average intelligence and can see past the machinations of the vagina Jew trying to hide their true nature from men. Most great, highly intelligent men have stumbled upon this feeling just like you have , friend.
Do any of you guys listen to Bones?
you heard it from CNN first, anon days are over. ITT: use a name so they can dox
>Mock Fox news live on the air for years
>Nobody does anything
>Mock CNN one time with a gif
>Track down the person who did it and threaten to destroy their entire life if they don't publicly apologize
Aren't traps just stealing valor from trannies?
How did your first titfuck feel like?
I honestly cant remember, the first one i had was when i lost my virginity... which was when I was 16.
Its not really that much a big deal, and the girl gets absolutely nothing out of it.
Much more enjoyable things you can do.
Remember that the game is fucking rigged
I'm a top tier Chad. Currently in a long lasting relationship, a lead singer in a band and I have played football for a long time. Before dating my girlfriend I was well known for getting all the girls at the parties, even the taken ones. Ask me anything .