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I wish I was a girl lads
it isn't fair
it isn't fucking fair
Why cant people with good friends be robots? Not having a gf should be only requirement
>>38493213
But there are normalfags who don't have gfs for whatever reason. Combined with mental illness though, you have a robot.
>>38493213
because havin a gf is easy. but havin actual friends is chad tier
I don't get it man. From my point of view, if you have actual friends you're so close to making it
there's thunder outside
>>38493199
no there isn't lmao
>>38493199
Not here in the UK. We have the most boring weather in the world.
>>38493199
There is flooding and shit over here in Indonesia sometimes during rainy season.
>tfw no insurance agent bf
>>38315904
I'm a insurance agent bb I'll be ur bf all nite
>>38315904
>tfw no school shooter gf to shoot (You)
Is INTJ really the worst personality? Am i really just doomed to being the unlikeable shithead? Fuck this gay earth
You'll be fine, don't worry about your mbti type
>>38315889
do people really not like you op?
what is it about you?
>>38315889
Nah, INFPs are the worst. They just live in a daydream fantasy world and kill themselves when they realize their expectations for life are completely delusional.
t. INFP
This is the most autist thing I have ever done
>be me
>be in the 9th grade
>have a crush on my best friend
>been friends with her since kindergarten
>start having a huge boner for her
>chillin out with one of my bros in the cafeteria
>tell him in confidence about my liking for her
>he says he won't tell anybody
>12 minutes later I see him go talk to one of her friends
>see them looking at me
>know what the little faggot did
>get up
>autism takes over
>run over and tackle the motherfucker
>get him in the ground
>beat the shit outta him
>scream at him
>"you mother fucker what did I tell you"
>security comes in
>pulls me off
>get 2 weeks of ISS
>come back to school
>friend walks up to me
>tell me that he wasn't gossiping
>but that he was asking if they could hook me up with her
>say sorry for beating his ass
>he forgives me
>but turns out she heard about what I did
>and started distancing herself from me
>we didn't even talk throughout 12th grade
>Fuck this just got sad for me
>mfw my crush distanced herself from me because I beat the shit outta my friend
Fuck guys this is making me tear up. Wish I had her number.
Kek, sorry OP but... Damn.
Sooner or later at least 90% of your relationships from high school will be meaningless anyway, so I guess you have that to look forward to.
>>38315796
Sorry for you OP. Best of luck in the future. I know my life sucks a whole bunch of donkey dick right now. Hope you can avoid more spaghetti moments. I'm drowning in them to the point that it's hurting my job. Pain is life
>>38315796
He's still a cunt.
You don't just go telling connections of someone's oneitis without their permission. He may not have had bad intent but he's a retard and deserved it.
be walking down street
see two women with a man, they're all obviously upset
one of the women says "if that's who she wants to be with then you have to let her"
the other says(a disgusting slob of a woman) "I had my pick from plenty of guys"
which ones of u let her pick from you?
>>38315774
Favourite smoke desu desu
>join a /soc/ discord
>it's a bunch of guys just orbiting 2-3 girls
>one of the girls starts talking about the time she had sex with 10 different guys in under a week
>guys all start orbiting harder going on about how they wish they were one of them
How the fuck did these types of people end up here?
It's 4chan that's why
>>38315687
>Board full of normies
>Wonders why they enjoy orbiting women
PENIS PIPER WILLY WIPER
STUCK MY NOODLE IN SOME STRUDEL
>>38315643
PICKLE POOP MADE OF GOOP
BIG BROWN COMES TO TOWN
If you don't ironically say "may may" instead of "meem", then you're an uninformed normie.
>>38315550
i unironically said "mi mi" in front of my friend but luckily we both laughed it off lmaoooooo
>>38315550
Being ironic to be counter-culture is the new normie meme though
>>38315569
Conservativism is the new counter culture though.
>co-workers wife comes to visit
>she is stunning - practically 11/10
>comes to me, gives a fat hug and rubs my back saying "it's really great to see you!"
>freeze up and immediately get a semi boner
>my face is super red
too bad I'm too incompetent to find my own wife
>search lolita on imagefap
>delete system32
>>38315420
Ha haha XD I see u r a "old fag" too ^^
Anyone else autistically sperg and swear under their breath when recalling distressing/uncomfortable memories?
Particularly if you do this in public
Me
I started making uncontrollable spastic body movements in the middle of an intersection the other day because I spontaneously remembered a bad memory
I forgot that I was in public
fuck, do you ever have a sperg out and then 5 seconds later when you're out of that situation start cursing and talking to yourself out loud?
yea supposedly im high functioning
Yes, but it's just a way of coping.
The sheer thought of having to talk to my parents makes me angry and when I have to say something to them I start swearing and mumbling to myself.
What is your fucked sleep schedule?
>sleep at 11am
>wake up at 5pm
How do I fix this?
mine's tame compared to yours.
>sleep at 2am - 4am
>wake up at 10am - 12pm
At the moment i sleep periodically throughout the day. It feels like im always awake and i like it
Ive been sleeping in places that are uncomfortable so i dont fall asleep forever. Like the bathroom floor or the stairs
>>38493182
when I was a neet I would wake up 6pm and sleep at 7am. fixed it by slowly moving an hour every week.
Who's your refugee waifu?
any and all 35 year old men RPing as teenagers
The EU destroyed itself by going away from the core principle of free travel only between members and letting all those men from countries where tolerance for violence is way higher than in Europe. We could have been the most powerful country in the world if the EU federalized and now it's dead forever.
>>38493165
Fuck Syrian refugees but this is a thread for /pol/ not /r9k/