In this thread, we beg for a gf originally.
Please please please someone be my gf!
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I don't even want a gf. I just want to know that I could get a gf
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tfw no belly gf
pls be belly gf?
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>good job
>good condo
>WA state
pls be my gf.
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>hey big bro i never asked you this before but could you like fuck me and make me a mommy p-please..
what do
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>inb4 she sues you to get eternal child support
NEVER HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN
THEY WILL TRY TO STEAL YOUR MONEY
THEY WILL TRY TO ACCUSE YOU OF RAPE
NONE OF THEM LIKES SEX
THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE
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>>34055229
With feet like that, why not?
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Beat her up for being a whore and tell her to be grateful I don't kill her
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>Karaoki Time!!!
>What song will you sing for us, anon?
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4'33" by John Cage
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Wienie ride by steel panther.
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I'll be singing an ode to the master race, "Born to Be White." Enjoy it, you honorary aryans.
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Oh, don't mind me. Just getting Chad ass texts nbd
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>>34055193
fuck memphis
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>>34055288
I wish I lived here 50 years ago desu
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>>34055193
>grab my titties and fuck me
Nice samefag attempt fake chad.
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Name things that shouldn't exist
<--- Example
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This thread gdhdhdh
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>>34055152
people smiling? Why, you're no fun OP.
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the retard hick that made this post
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Boy Who Dresses Drag Gets Surprise From Hero, Bob the Drag Queen 2017-01-11 04:00:50 Post No.34055137
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this is the face of a boy who really wanted to dress as drag for halloween on his own will and finally meets his drag rolemodel!
I'm so glad liberal parents made this dream possible.
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20cuWZWgf4
parent's website: https://raisingmyrainbow.com/
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Let the faggots do what they want, as long as they don't get all faggoty near me, I don't care.
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>>34055137
You realize /r9k/ is about 80% faggots at this point? If you want alot of replies you should post this on /pol/
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>>34055137
If the parents kind of pushed him in that direction that's kind of messed up, but if the kid wants to be a faggot then I guess let the kid be a faggot
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3rd poster tells me what I'll watch tonight.
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Planet Earth: Islands
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PE: Islands
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planet earththe handmaiden
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Hey robots!
I'd like some help please. I need to lose 40-50 pounds (about 20 kg) by May 1st.
Anyone know any good dieting tips or anything?
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eat less, tubby
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>>34055067
stop eating completely
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>>34055067
cut your legs off, fat boy
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>tfw gave up
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>>34054968
Weight and height please. NOW.
And how much did you gain in the past 2 years?
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FUCKKK. IMHAVE GAINED 25 pounds in 3 weeks and I can't stop cuz I dropped out of uni. Helpppp
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229lbs 5'11" age 21
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>Has High functioning Autism
>Spent most of your life as a successful student, took AP classes, never did drugs, never had sex, and has never drank alcohol-- you also graduated early.
>Unfortunately you never went to prom, or any school dances in general because your autism made you too socially retarded to talk to anybody.
>Has never gone on an actual date until 18 years old despite being called a 7/10 by internet people because of your crippling autism.
>Never really had real life friends either.
>turns 18 years old
>Your father states multiple times that since you've turned 18 he gives up on you as a person and gives zero fucks about you anymore because he thinks autism is the ultimate curse someone could be strucken with.
>Mother cares about you and wants to see you succeed but is struck with multiple fatal diseases and has a life expectancy of 5 - 10 years.
>Father never speaks to you and whenever both of you are in the same room you feel the chilling hostility from him.
>He lets you go out as much as you want as late as you want because even if you were killed he wouldn't come to your funeral.
>Your only sense of success is going to college, getting a job and getting out of your situation because you do not qualify for NEETbux.
>Your only sense of companionship is a guy you're dating, your one weird aunt, your dying mother and internet friends.
Do any other robots feel like a failure?
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>>34054966
>Literally successful by every standard
>Who here /feelslikeafailure/
Kys
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>>34055008
I have an extremely hard time going out because whenever I go somewhere I choke up, my hands start sweating and spaghetti spills everywhere. Going to my classes and work everyday is like pulling teeth and a constant panic attack.
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>>34054966
>your only sense of companionship is the guy you're dating
I don't need to read the rest.
I grew up secluded because my psychotic mother locked me in one room for several years of my life making me socially retarded due to trauma. I'm ugly too. My dad doesn't care about me. And I've had to overcome a drug addiction and alcoholism even though I hated drugs as a child but eventually crippled into it because I lived in a drug house. I have a hormone disorder that makes me occasionally bleed internally. No friends and regardless of intelligence am struggling to go to college because I'm so poor and starving usually.
But, I have my boyfriend. Not irl yet. But when I am near him I can forgive every other fucked up thing I experienced. I am rarely sad about it now and I want to go somewhere and live alone with him and never talk to my family again.
Do not call your life failed. Learn to rejoice in what you have cultivated.
Post your music and others rate.
Don't feel bad if you have a bad mic or you think your music isn't good enough, post anyway so that you can improve with critics helping you out.
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Bumping with my own work:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vsxw0khfnv
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>>34054949
www.soundcloud.com/YungFuckMe
Origanigga
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>>34055178
Would be god-tier if you removed the shitty-speaker sound and added same harsh drums
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Robots, you need to leave the USA and immigrate to the EU. I'm an American, born and raised in the middle of Kentucky.
I moved to Brussels in February of last year. I visited five other countries in 2016 (France, Netherlands, Germany, UK and Switzerland), lost my virginity, got a qt gf.
This is the best place on earth. No more date bullshit, stupid entitled stacies, Christian bigots. Beautiful buildings. Everything is nearby: mountains, sea, major world cities.
My life actually changed. I thought I was doomed. But I'm not.
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>>34054937
>>>>> t. rich fag
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>>34054937
That's nice OP but I don't feel like getting raped by Africans and Muslims.
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>>34054937
I don't even have a high-paying job, I make E-. 1400 a month. You can literally fly from Brussels to Madrid for less than E-. 100.
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How does one become a normie?
If I work really hard and become a normie will it be worth it?
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Just follow your heart and you'll find out. Let your heart be a guiding light in your life. It is all you have and if you dont you will regret it.
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Eat healthy, exercise , get in shape
Dress well
Get on normie book
Study, get a job, be good at what you do
The rest shoulddd work out
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Learn social skills. If you can't, you're autistic or have aspergers.
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>looking at porn on my phone in the bathroom
> go to play a video
>no sound
>suddenly hear my mom and sister screaming in the other room
>realized I still had my phone synced up with the Bluetooth speaker in the living room and they heard what I was looking at
Holy Fuck I will never hear the end of this shit. Someone kill me please.
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Holy shit thats hilarious. Do it again and record it.
Don't worry. I've done the same thing before.
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>>34054873
Are you some amateur fapper or something? A real pro checks if his Bluetooth is on or off and if the sound is going through his headphones or not
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>>34054873
FUCK
Tell them it was a virus or something
or some prank
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ITT: Ask for advice or give advice.
Give me the answers /r9k/
>Be me
>Neonazi, 4channer ubermensch
>Cringy pretty-boy friend introduces me to ginger fgt
>Disgusted because of her ginger hair and relations to this cringy faggot
>Weeks later
>Going to be seeing alot more of this girl because she moved into one of my classes
>Shes actually femanon material
>Mfw I consider a ginger
>"No never..." I say to myself
>Think my slav friend is going to get with her anyway
>Have dreams of sexy times with girl
>Cant hold back any longer
>Admit to myself how I feel about her
>Talk to slav(which on a side note is his actual name)
>Mfw friends were aperantly talking about me and her making a good couple for weeks behind my back
>Mfw slavs actually rooting me on to get my dick wet for once in my life
>Moved classes 2 days ago
>Been acting like an autistic retard since
Need advice on what to do and how to understand her
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>>34054797
Throw away any idea of her being inferior when you talk. Make sure it doesn't influence you when you try to hold conversation. Also being a neonazi isn't really a huge turn on for girls, so you probably shouldn't tell her or brag about it
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>>34054797
Can't you do gay stuff like shaving your head and wearing suspenders without being ignorant?
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>>34055829
Not actually a neonazi, just like to make hitler jokes. Although I can see how that can get confusing on 4chan. Also she makes some hitler jokes too.